Q: What's your name?
A: TheOnly

Q: What's your favorite food?
A: All of it.

Q: Who is best pony?
A: I do not objectify ponies. It is Rarity, however.

Q: Can I advertise my story on your user page?
A: No. Now run before I get the spray bottle.

Q: Why are you only following Chromosome?
A: I do what I want.

Q: Will you follow me?
A: Are you Chromosome?

Q: What color pants are you wearing?
A: Black.

Q: Do you write clop?
A: Define clop.

Q: Sensual pony fan fiction?
A: No.

Q: Will you?
A: Will you?

Q: What's your favorite word?
A: Defenestration

Q: How big is your vocabulary?
A: Twelve words

Q: Are you a gorgeous piece of man-cake?
A: Yes.

Q: Did anybody actually ask you these questions?
A: Of course they did.

Q: Really?
A: Sure.

Q: Okay.
A: Okay.

Q: No seriously, it isn't an FAQ if none of these questions has been asked, right?
A: It's okay, probability says somebody's bound to ask them.

Q: But that doesn't make them frequently asked, correct?
A: Get out.

Need a story idea? I have plenty that I've completely abandoned for reasons that should be too obvious. Feel free to steal these.

1) Pinkie Pie is a train. Choo choo motherfucker.

2) Second person fic that stars you as a saddlebag.

3) Rainbow Dash sits in a room and watches a piece of dust journey across the floor. An introspective fic about the beauty of moving slowly. Things blow up at the end.

4) Spike starts reading a book about cooking and gets really good at cooking. He becomes chef spike and gets his own cooking show. Hilarious.

5) Pinkie Pie does something funny.

6) Twilight steps on a piece of glass and realizes that she's actually made of metal and a robot.

7) Pinkie Pie is actually half-chicken

8) Rarity goes into town and buys something. She returns to her boutique and uses her bought item to complete a task. The funny part is the anti-climax.

9) A story that devolves into a race between Rainbow Dash and a rainbow.

10) The earlier years of Tom the rock, when he was a young buckaroo going to parties in high school and getting wasted.

11) Twilight is actually a top level general of the Equestrian military. She attacks everything on sight.