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When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes we need a couple drugs -- or six -- and maybe a pegasus, to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

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That picture is the reason to read this.

What is this I don't even. And yet I still fav'd.

7 likes in 5 minutes...wow :raritystarry:

Awesome.

Gloooooooorious!

"Maybe some scientists screwed up an experiment and mixed an ostrich with a dog, and then gave it to some homeless man with lots of spray paint."

"And then we fucked the end."

I now remember why I love you so much. Best parody written in quite a while.

I don't get the ending....:unsuresweetie:

i approve this history

I think ill give this story a like, then leave and eat a chocolate bar.

What is this, an MLP version of "Ted"? :rainbowhuh:

This story made it worth it to have read "My Little Dashie". Thank you!

*slow clap
thank you for making a story that was sad into one that made me lol the hole time
and one more thing....and then we fucked...the end!:rainbowlaugh:

And into my read later pile we go.

The comments make me feel that just for the concept, that you deserve one of these.

:moustache:

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?

I don't know what I just read, but it gave me a boner. *likes and fav's*

Best story I've ever read. :rainbowlaugh:

Many luls were had.:rainbowlaugh:

I think I love you. This was absolutely hilarious. I've never read a troll fic this funny. And the plot twist at the end would make Shyamalan proud. Loveitloveitloveit. Thumbs up and and a favorite.

Inb4 feature

This is like, the funniest shit ever!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

*Description* :rainbowderp:
You've destroyed :rainbowhuh: my favorite story. And the saddest one.
I'm not even going to read this! :fluttercry:

Wow...I saw this one hour ago and added it to Read Later, but now it's featured dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Twilight_Sparkle.png

1074360 This needs to happen.

I didn't shed a single tear reading "My Little Dashie" (yeah, yeah, sue me).
But this made my eyes tear up from laughter. One of the best parodies I've read in a while.
And then we fucked the end.:rainbowwild::rainbowwild:

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*favorites*
This was just hilarious, especially since I happen not to care for My Little Dashie at all... *prepares to get the shit loved and tolerated out of her*

Dammit! Why is Milkshake not available in my country! Anyway, this was epic, especially the ending part with the teacher, you gave me some serious 'wut's to mull over.

1074857
I had the same reaction.:unsuresweetie:

Bye

At first I was like :derpytongue2: and then I was like:derpytongue2: and finally I was like :derpytongue2:

I think this is the best thing ever. Of all time.

Even though Dash speaking in Teenage Girl made me die inside a little.

They always said,"When you grow up, I hope you drop out of high school."

:twilightoops: Wow.... great parenting. :trollestia:


One of my biggest fears was that a hobo would come and steal all my drugs and make the box his new home, but there weren't any hobos around.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: Just the image from that :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:



Maybe some scientists screwed up an experiment and mixed an ostrich with a dog, and then gave it to some homeless man with lots of spray paint.

Yup, I'd say that about sums her up :moustache:



I had only a split second to react, and I didn't. Rainbow Dash jumped out of the fridge and latched onto my face like a parasite.

You sure this isn't Pinkie?


"Don't ever call me dad again. Understand?"

"Yes dad."

:trollestia:




"Hooves?" I ask.

"Yeah."

"Carry on."

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:


DAT ENDING!!!!! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

1074857It's A parody, quite good too.

This cured me of sadness everytime I think of My little Dashie. Thank you for this ....... AHHHHH :yay::trollestia::rainbowlaugh:

"Oh no," I say. "This must be the conflict."
I chase after her and we make amends. We laugh about our lives together and skip merrily back to my house.
"Oh boy, good thing I resolved the conflict," I say.

All of my yes.
Also, Dash attempting to be a typical teenager. Hurr.

This....

THIS... MASTERPIECE... is the most beautiful thing I've ever read half-ass related to my fic. You sir are a beautiful person. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna just sit here and wait for the butt hurt fans to start acting... butt hurt. *Grabs popcorn and waits*

And then they fucked :trollestia:
Also this makes me want to write a fic where dashy develops a drug addiction :rainbowderp:

1075199 I was awaiting the butthurt as well.

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So far most people seem to be enjoying it, which is good! Some people take my fic too seriously :ajbemused:

1075382 I'm glad you enjoyed the parody, too. It's always nice to know that the creator of the original finds the parody funny.

I hope people continue to enjoy it and get a good laugh or two from it. I had fun writing it :twilightsmile:

that was so beautiful..

This was pure genius.

Alright next you have to do a parody of cupcakes

1074970 George walks into the room, sees Rainbow with a bunch of stallions.

Who are all these guys?

:rainbowwild:

I'm paying them, so it's cool.

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