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"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5


Due to me taking too long, and the joke now stale with actual good merch, I'm canceling this fic. Sorry if this disappoints anyone, but I will leave it up. Who knows.

Applejack, lacking her classic Stetson? Rainbow Dash's mane, way too long? THE Princess Celestia, pink? When anything and everything in the world is run by Hasbro, this effort, or lack thereof, just won't do.

Having had enough of their image being sullied by executives that just don't care, the Mane 6 go on strike. Through the eyes of Mr. Potato Head, head of Hasbro, this can only mean disaster. Through the eyes of Mr. Bowing, an employee at the bottom of the food chain, this could be the end of his career, and that's if he's lucky.

But through the eyes - the mismatched eyes - of the ever-optimistic Derpy Hooves, this is a golden opportunity. Tasked with recruiting and leading a new cast of main characters, Derpy sets out to accomplish what's been asked of her in ways only she can. And may Celestia help us all...

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Comments ( 199 )

Oh jeeze, a new fic by ROBCakeran. Let the feature box quake.

Here we go. Yet another soon-to-be popular story to push mine down a notch in the box.... :applejackunsure:

That said, I'm intrigued. I didn't even notice who the author was until after reading the opening. Goes to show: You have the ability to pull readers, even if they don't know the story was written by you.

I'm sure I'll enjoy this story greatly - and I am very interested to see how well you write a tale that doesn't fill me with bone-numbing despair. (Or something to that effect)

Stop being so amazing, damn it.

Reading the description alone sent me into tears of laughter. :rainbowlaugh:

I expect great things from this.
Don't you dare let me down good sir. :flutterrage:

Oh GOD I wish I could read this now. Liked, favorited, and later'd.

Weapons grade cuteness at work.:rainbowlaugh:

My body is ready. :rainbowdetermined2:

Oh, this outta be good! :pinkiehappy:

Same with me. :rainbowlaugh: Seriously, though, ROBCakeran has serious talent. Every single one of his fanfics is AMAZING.

Sees New RobCakeran fic.
Me:Sweet I wonder how much I'm going to cry this time.
Tags: comedy and random.
Me:... what?
Reads story

Ready for popularity explosion in 3 . . . 2 . . :pinkiehappy:

Another Cakeran story? YESYESYESYESYES

Well, this is a suprise, Good story so far with much randomness that made me laugh. Never thought i'll see Mr. Potato Head in crossovers :twilightoops:, Can't wait for more updates, keep up the good work man :pinkiehappy:

Alot of this story reminded me of that Roger Rabbit movie... only less bloody and as much variaty.

But even without that, this story looks to be a real winner, keep going dude.

And this is why you'll always be one of our most superb authors :twilightsmile:

This seems like it will end up as a child playing with toys

but i love it

1077161 let the feature box quake in fear, as a new story is released by the Mighty one for whom we all slave and toil, refreshing our pages and watching our notifications page in an everlong vigil, months upon months spent waiting for a new story. then, finally, after all had given up hope, after all had been thought lost, there was the one. The Replacements. the fans shouted and cheered in a mighty roar. the wait... was over.
sorry, that comment just inspired me. i was going to go on, but meh. anyway, hope it's as good as the other stuff...

I've been looking forward to this ever since the sneak-peek on dA. It did not disappoint, not yet at least. :rainbowkiss:

It's amazing and I want more.... Please.....
Have all my moustaches!

Ooooh my. Berry Punch is NOT a good choice for children's TV. I wonder if the Doctor will play a part in this...
Great so far! Love the Transformers and Mr. Potato Head!

To the featured box, away! :moustache:

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaasssseeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 pleeeeeeeeeeeease let doctor whooves have a large role in this 9he is dinkie's father and derpie's husband after all




A LIE I TELL YOU:flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage:

*sees fic* Hmm, miht be worth a read... *sees comments*

Rob guy? hmm, i;m still concidering....:fluttershyouch:

awesome! another robcakeran53 story! instaread!

im lichen where this is going, i always love a well done backgroundpony story, and with your characterising skill, i know this is going to get even better. looking forward to more.

How the hell can I pass up a fic with Mr. Potato Head in it?

I hate Myself for saying this... but this is the first story I have ever downvoted.

:rainbowlaugh: This is awesome!:pinkiehappy: MORE!:pinkiegasp:

I don't get it :rainbowhuh:

Wait... A story by RobCakeran53 that isn't feels? Now I have to read this.

I love how you can get the featured box, just by being you. That's quite an accomplishment.

Not to say the story wasn't good. It was fantastic! :twilightsmile:


What don't you understand exactly? The story in general?


Actually no, I've never seen that before. The story concept itself was actually based off one of my favorite movies, The Replacements, about when pro football players go on strike, so they get a bunch of mis-fits in to play until things get settled out. This story isn't going the exact route the movie goes, but the general idea is still the same.

I opened this fic for the concept alone. THEN I found out who wrote it.

To you sir, I give the highest honorI can bestow on you, a mustache

Btw, what gave you the idea of potato head?

Mr. Potato Head as CEO of Hasbro?
This fits so well I cannot even describe it. AND I know exactly what voice to read it in!

Oh, a ROBCakeran53 fic? Coolio. :raritywink:

Well, you sure confused the hell out of me with the Mr. Potatolestia in the image, but the story seems good so far. The idea is definitely really inventive, which is always great.

Any particular reason why? Everything seemed about as good/better than most fanfiction writing wise, did you just not like it?

Based on the description alone, I just HAD to check this sucker out, and it did not disappoint in the least! Hope to see more.
BTW is it weird that I imagined this Mr. Potato Head's voice to be identical to Toy Story's Mr. Potato Head? I just could not get it out of my head.

I'm possibly biased, but this is great. It's odd that someone can do something like My Little Dashie, and then do this, something so radically different, but I guess that can just be chocked up to talent.


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