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Monsters: text-to-speech audiobook · 1:44pm July 28th

So this is a thing now. User going by Hexatona recently told me about this: it's a complete audiobook of Monsters, using text-to-speech. Obviously it's no replacement for a "proper" audiobook with a real narrator, but I feel it still has its uses; if you just need to listen to Monsters while on a long car trip or something, this will work just fine.

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I mean, would I be following you if I didn't like your work?

All good, I hope. :trixieshiftright:

So, I just spent the whole day reading through Seven-Point Star. Expect a review on its amazon page from one Scott Becker to appear at some point soon.

Oh, thank you! That means so much. Please try to spread it around, let others know you liked it. (Hint: leaving a review on Amazon helps a lot, and I do mean a lot.)

And yes, I do have more books planned. :raritywink:

JawJoe, I just finished reading Seven Point Star.
It was marvelous.

You are amazing at what you do. Please continue writing.

2366997 Blending sci-fi and fantazy ussually doesn't suit me. But I might give it a shot...


Check my most recent blog.

2082322 I should see that coming...

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