• Member Since 29th Oct, 2013
  • offline last seen April 1st


Writer. Meat lover.

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Who am I? I'm just this guy, you know?

"Do you have any coffee?."


Favourite Things:

Favourite Activity: Eating/Cooking, 2nd Favourite Activity: Reading/Writing, Favourite Breakfast: English (full), Favourite Language: English (proper), Favourite Channel: Food Network, Favourite Meat: Bacon, Favourite Fat: Duck Fat, Favourite Sausage: Blood Sausage (black pudding), Favourite Organ Meat: Chicken Hearts, Favourite Sandwich: Peanut Butter and Banana on Sourdough French Toast (fried in bacon fat), Favourite Snack: Anything Wrapped in Bacon, Favourite Bento: Spam Musubi and Tonkatsu, Favourite Salad: Calamari, Favourite Gravy: White, Favourite Coffee: Black (New England roast), Favourite Book: The Billion Dollar Boy by Charles Sheffield, Favourite Writer: Robert Heinlein, Favourite Letter: Green, Favourite Sound: Blue (greyish-blue), Favourite Pony: Maud Pie

Random Quick Opinions:

Oxford Comma: No, Carbs: Yes, Sugar: No, Cheese: No, Apples: Yellow, Cats: Plotting, Dogs: Chillin', Vegetarians: Delicious, Dictionary: OED, Phone: Galaxy, Mayonnaise: MOAR!, Sun: Yes (all the sun!), Tripe: Stew (honeycomb), Rabbits: Delicious (stew), Cars: No, Trains: Yes, Metric: Sometimes.

Random Quotes:

“Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.” ~Herman Melville

"Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct." ~Denis Leary

"A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk." ~James Joyce

"Maud Pie is best pony. Owlowiscious is best owl." ~Me


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I saw that you posted a request for feedback in the group I Just Want a Comment. I could look at one if you want. You want me to focus on a specific one, or both of your stories?

1059745 You seem like a very interesting person. ^_^ I like your helpful tips, too! Those are very helpful!

Thanks for the watch! I'm honored to be your second follow. :pinkiehappy:

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