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I'm a professional dingus.

Hi! I'm a university student graduate, a fan of cartoon ponies, and a writer, among other things. I've been writing and posting on this site since 2012. I enjoy writing comedy, mostly, but once in a while I dabble in other things as well. One day, I'd like to professionally publish something I've written, probably a novel.

Want to chat with me? I hang out regularly in The Writeoff Association's Discord channel. You can access it here.

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  • The Hnng-ening When young Twilight tries on her first pair of glasses, the resulting adorableness may be too much for the city of Canterlot. by FrontSevens 2,150 words · 15,726 views · 1,524 likes · 27 dislikes
  • Spike’s Slightly Dangerous New Hobby Spike takes up pyromancy. Twilight doesn’t overreact at all. by FrontSevens 4,693 words · 6,294 views · 603 likes · 27 dislikes
  • Hammin' in Equestria Kevin the human ends up in Equestria. Will he make it back to his own world or will contrived plot devices stand in his way? by FrontSevens 4,207 words · 4,780 views · 492 likes · 29 dislikes
  • Seriously, We're Not Changelings Shining Armor isn’t convinced that Thorax can be trusted. In fact, he’s not so sure he can trust Spike or Twilight, either. Twilight might not be sure of anything anymore. by FrontSevens 2,425 words · 4,364 views · 330 likes · 22 dislikes

My Little Experiments

  • Dr. Rainbow Dash, MD, PhD, etc. Rainbow Dash has an unusual way of learning, and Twilight’s determined to take advantage of it. Before she knows it, Rainbow’s life unravels before her eyes as she becomes the smartest pony alive. by FrontSevens 4,592 words · 15,174 views · 1,380 likes · 73 dislikes
  • The Elegance of Morons As brand-new rulers of Equestria, Celestia and Luna engage in trivial disputes that turn out poorly for at least one of them. by FrontSevens 29,801 words · 897 views · 54 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Please Nibble Responsibly Pinkie Pie learns the weirdest thing about ponies in love; they nibble each other’s ears. But, why? by FrontSevens 3,346 words · 5,768 views · 490 likes · 31 dislikes

Share a :) · 10:17pm September 11th

Howdy. :>

So there's a "Share a Smile" blog thingy going around started by Crystal Wishes. I really like the idea and want to hop on board:

The more of you who participate, the more our chances increase of bringing someone a smile. That's what the Magic of Friendship is all about, right? Well, if you can, please take a few moments out of your day to help brighten someone else's.

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Future Stories

I Can Date Better Than You - Romance
Characters: Applejack, Rainbow Dash
Summary: TBD
Status: Posted!

The Changelingz (tentative title) - [Comedy] [Adventure]
Characters: Changelings, ??
Summary: TBA
Status: Outlining

Stages: Outlining -> Writing -> Writing, over 50% done -> Revising -> Prereading* -> Revising, round 2* -> Posted!
Green = Currently working on, Yellow = On the back burner for the time being

* Optional steps - depends if I get a prereader

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  • The Last Link When a pilot finds himself trapped with no good choices left, what will he do? Good intentions conflict with harsh realith, and he has to balance saving lives against losing his own before he can help. by Featherprop 61,388 words · 655 views · 68 likes · 4 dislikes
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  • Apocrypha When Twilight Sparkle appears before Alex White during a storm, their lives begin to change. As the machinations of unknown foes begin to unfold, her faith is tested. One storm ends, another begins. Will they be able to overcome this foe? by Somepony New 14,817 words · 488 views · 21 likes · 5 dislikes
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