• Member Since 21st Oct, 2012
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I'm a professional dingus.

Hi! I'm a university student graduate, a fan of cartoon ponies, and a writer, among other things. I've been writing and posting on this site since 2012. I enjoy writing comedy, mostly, but once in a while I dabble in other things as well. One day, I'd like to professionally publish something I've written, probably a novel.

Want to chat with me? I hang out regularly in The Writeoff Association's Discord channel. You can access it here. My tag is FrontSevens#0342

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Short & Funny

  • The Hnng-ening When young Twilight tries on her first pair of glasses, the resulting adorableness may be too much for the city of Canterlot. by FrontSevens 2,150 words · 14,900 views · 1,494 likes · 27 dislikes
  • Spike’s Slightly Dangerous New Hobby Spike takes up pyromancy. Twilight doesn’t overreact at all. by FrontSevens 4,693 words · 5,918 views · 593 likes · 27 dislikes
  • Hammin' in Equestria Kevin the human ends up in Equestria. Will he make it back to his own world or will contrived plot devices stand in his way? by FrontSevens 4,207 words · 4,643 views · 488 likes · 29 dislikes
  • Seriously, We're Not Changelings Shining Armor isn’t convinced that Thorax can be trusted. In fact, he’s not so sure he can trust Spike or Twilight, either. Twilight might not be sure of anything anymore. by FrontSevens 2,425 words · 3,960 views · 319 likes · 22 dislikes

My Little Experiments

  • Dr. Rainbow Dash, MD, PhD, etc. Rainbow Dash has an unusual way of learning, and Twilight’s determined to take advantage of it. Before she knows it, Rainbow’s life unravels before her eyes as she becomes the smartest pony alive. by FrontSevens 4,592 words · 14,593 views · 1,355 likes · 73 dislikes
  • The Elegance of Morons As brand-new rulers of Equestria, Celestia and Luna engage in trivial disputes that turn out poorly for at least one of them. by FrontSevens 29,801 words · 839 views · 52 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Please Nibble Responsibly Pinkie Pie learns the weirdest thing about ponies in love; they nibble each other’s ears. But, why? by FrontSevens 3,346 words · 5,330 views · 483 likes · 31 dislikes

New Avatar · 1:28pm June 14th

It's been, what... three, four years since I updated my avatar?

Well, here's an update. Now with 20% more cute. :D

boop :twilightsmile:

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Future Stories

The Platonic Pony Petting Cafe - [Comedy] [Human]
Characters: Main 6
Summary: Twilight and her friends open up a cafe in the human world.
Chapter 7 Status: Writing

The Apple Family Mafia - [Comedy] [Random]
Characters: Applejack, Apple Bloom
Summary: TBD
Status: Writing, over 50% done

The Changelingz (tentative title) - [Comedy] [Adventure]
Characters: Changelings, ??
Summary: TBA
Status: Outlining

Stages: Outlining -> Writing -> Writing, over 50% done -> Revising -> Prereading* -> Revising, round 2* -> Posted!
Green = Currently working on, Yellow = On the back burner for the time being

* Optional steps - depends if I get a prereader

Be a hipster

  • Valor is Magic Twilight, Princess Luna, and others relate their experiences during the Great Griffin Invasion with the hope that Equestria may benefit from the lessons they've learned. by NotSoSubtle 79,849 words · 2,816 views · 209 likes · 6 dislikes
  • The Last Link When a pilot finds himself trapped with no good choices left, what will he do? Good intentions conflict with harsh realith, and he has to balance saving lives against losing his own before he can help. by Featherprop 61,388 words · 593 views · 64 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Quetzals and Caves Sometimes adventurers are made by their environment and sometimes by circumstance. Other times they're rolled up with dice. Join the CMC as Apple Bloom leads her friends on their first quest in the game Quetzals and Caves! by MalWinters 11,268 words · 2,293 views · 129 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Apocrypha When Twilight Sparkle appears before Alex White during a storm, their lives begin to change. As the machinations of unknown foes begin to unfold, her faith is tested. One storm ends, another begins. Will they be able to overcome this foe? by Somepony New 14,817 words · 460 views · 21 likes · 5 dislikes
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Excellent, I'm glad to hear it :D

I love your stories ^^

Your avatar is booking adorable.

So I opened "Spike's New Dangerous Hobby". I haven't read it, but I looked up under your name and saw "I'm a professional dingus."

Needless to say I followed you right away.

Now I should probably go read something of yours. Wish me luck! :yay:

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