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Honey Mead


"In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.

The Complete Works of Count Honigwein von Bienehaus the Third
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Bee Jokes

"Why do bees always have sticky hair?"
--"Because they use honeycombs."
"Why did the bee get married?"
--"Because he found his honey."
Why did the queen walk home from the bar?
--Because she was afraid of flying buzzed.

Insect joke: A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?" (Super Trampoline)

(Feel free to submit your own.)

Jun
6th
2020

Nothing changes if you don't change it · 10:04am Jun 6th, 2020

And it is long past time for a change.

#BlackLivesMatter

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Yeah, I'm still kicking around, keeping up with a handful of writers.

Glad to see you're still here!

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2312322 Yea. So it goes, sometimes. Sad, but understandable!

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