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Honey Mead


"In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.

The Complete Works of Count Honigwein von Bienehaus the Third
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Bee Jokes

"Why do bees always have sticky hair?"
--"Because they use honeycombs."
"Why did the bee get married?"
--"Because he found his honey."
Why did the queen walk home from the bar?
--Because she was afraid of flying buzzed.

Insect joke: A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?" (Super Trampoline)

(Feel free to submit your own.)

Dec
1st
2018

Two and a half years? · 5:45pm Dec 1st, 2018

Holy shit. Is there anyone even here anymore?

I hope so, the idea of shouting into the unhearing void doesn't sit well with me.

Anyway, I just got the most amazing news. ObabScribbler just put out a new video...

I think I'm still in shock.

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Consistent. I likey.

Tea or coffee?

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2312322 Yea. So it goes, sometimes. Sad, but understandable!

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