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Honey Mead

"In this world, Elwood, you must be on so smart or oh so pleasant." Well for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.

The Complete Works of Count Honigwein von Bienehaus the Third

Bee Jokes

"Why do bees always have sticky hair?"
--"Because they use honeycombs."
"Why did the bee get married?"
--"Because he found his honey."
Why did the queen walk home from the bar?
--Because she was afraid of flying buzzed.

Insect joke: A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?" (Super Trampoline)

(Feel free to submit your own.)


A Comic Preformer · 11:12am Jun 4th, 2016

There are a lot of famous and funny stand-up comics around right now. From the 'wholesome' stylings of Jeff Foxworthy to the very unwholesome Lisa Lampanelli and everything in-between. What all these comics have in common is that they play a very similar style of show. They stand before the audience and tell jokes, whether anectodical tales taken from their lives or more classic jokes, the presentation does not change much from comic to comic.

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Consistent. I likey.

Tea or coffee?

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2312322 Yea. So it goes, sometimes. Sad, but understandable!

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