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Honey Mead


"In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.

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A few years after Twilight and Celestia's marriage, they begin to worry that their obligations to the job are interfering with their obligations to each other. So they decide to take a break. A few spells and perfectly legal papers later, and they are ready to start their lives as Sunny Skies and Dusky Sparks, just your average, everyday, married couple living and working in a suburb of Manehatten.

(Non chronological story, with many chapters based on prompts for the Twilestia Group Collab.)

Rated T for Tantalizing.

Chapters (10)
Comments ( 157 )

D'aww.

You've got quite a roller coaster of emotions here! Nice little snapshots of everyday and not-so-everyday life. I think Chapter 4 was my favorite.

"Good evening. Have you ever felt the love of Celestia in your heart?"

"Funny thing about that. I've been TRYING for the last FOUR HOURS …"

This is the sweetest little thing going on here. You deserve all the upvotes! :pinkiehappy:

Life is best served in slices.

This is heartwrenchingly adorable.

Was wondering when this would get its own story.

‘wife’ -> wife

Comment posted by blank check deleted Sep 9th, 2014

Yeah, chapter four was the best. But all of the other chapters were the best, too. :twilightsmile:

This shall be a truly humbling experience for thee you!

Thee you? Should only be one of the two, I believe.

Blue gave Green a strange look. “Why would anypony put a sock on a door handle?”

>Virgins

I knew that this read like Pratchett.

“Nice as in exact, or nice as in adequate?”

That's nice to see... Great job.

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Enigmatic.:trixieshiftleft:

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"May Celestia bless your house."

"Oh, we did that the first night. Every room in fact. Took hours. Still haven't fixed that ceiling fan..."

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Thank you.:twilightsmile:

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Thank you for the corrections.

Brilliant stuff, HM! You have an amazingly accurate pen for these two characters. Loved these in Sun & Stars, even better to see them collected here where they belong. I keep encouraging other authors to do the same.

Good show!

Small amount of words, large amount of meanings and feelings

Hmm, exploring the domestic ramifications behind the loss of telekinesis.

Doesn't quite seem fair to Sunny; Twilight always was and still is a unicorn, so magic is innate, but her wings were later additions, and so perhaps secondary.

Celestia, on the other hoof, might have started out as not a unicorn. (There is a precedent in Cadance, a pegasus... if you believe non-show sources.)

Though one might assume unicorns have the high magic power useful for ascension...

:fluttercry:

CURSE YOU! THE FEEEEEEELS!

Celestia is wisest waifu. :heart:

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Celestia and Luna were born alicorns, so it is written.

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Thank you.

4978548 Well then.

...Let it be so.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Poor Cel .. Sunny :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

“Uhm… what’s that doing there?” Green asked.

Blue scratched his chin. “I’m not even sure what it is.”

“I think it’s a sock.”

Blue gave Green a strange look. “Why would anypony put a sock on a door handle?”

Green shrugged. “Beats me.”

“Some ponies,” Blue sighed, then shrugged. “Well, let’s get this over with.”

Knock Knock Knock

And thus, they were never seen again.

I'm going to assume the other mane 6 are long dead during this for i can't see Twilight leaving them behind.

Dusky: Yeah, tell that to my wife. When you`re done I`ll come back with a squeegee.

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Not really. It assumes they are all adults at this time, potentially with husbands and children of their own. I originally had a line with regards to taking vacations to visit friends and family, but I guess that got cut. Either way, they wouldn't be wholly out of contact. I think it's kinda odd to assume that they would all remain living in Ponyville for the rest of their lives. RD joining the Wonderbolts, Rarity moving to a larger city for her fashion career, Twilight moving back to Canterlot when they get married (this was started pre-Twilight's Kingdom).

Doesn`t everyone have their money organized into different funds? Pastry funds, cheese funds, muffins funds, apple funds, etc.

4979025 EEEYYYYUUUPPP:eeyup: and no one ever knew why the house had a scorch mark after that night :trollestia:

You missed a couple of strikethroughs in the process of bringing this over from the prompt collab: "Twil Dusky", "Princess Sunny Skies", " I believe that Twilight—even I’m doing it—Lady Sparks", and I think that's it.

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Thanks. I completely didn't do any formatting...

4978548 Spinoffs are non-canon. Otherwise, this would need to do some impressive mental gymnastics around the Sombralestia and Flashlight pairings. And nobody wants that. :raritydespair:

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Except that was written by Amy Keating Rodgers.

4979807 EqG was written by Megan McCarthy. Doesn't change its being non-canon.

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But it's the book the journal that Twilight reads in episode 3 of season 4. Thus it exists within the canon of the show and is therefor canon itself.
Or at least that's my take on it... plus I have no issue canonizing most of the comics and EqG. Even Sombra could fit in before Twilight and Celestia's relationship started.

It's canon until it interferes with my story.

i like it i really really like it

FIRST COMMENT WHOOP WHOOP. anyway i like how you do the relationship and the romance. not too much but still present

I'm really enjoying these short stories. There's a place for long, drawn-out romantic novels, but the little ones such as these, where you just get glimpses of normal, every-day occurrences? They can be pretty enjoyable. :twilightsmile:

Looking forward to more.

I like it, simple yet effective, I hope you continue the over-arching narrative.

omg sunny skies is my GFs OC. thief you stole her oc!!!!!!

4980588 welcome, you must be new here... :twilightsmile:

4980633 no just new to your page

Oh nice, you published these on there own. This has been, I think, the longest series in the Twilestia collab that we've had.

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No you're pretty new. Sunny Skies has been the name of Celestia going 'incognito' and posing as a mortal for years. Ever since Season One. So, either your supposed girlfriend had the same idea, or she's using the name that the fandom's been using since 2011, for herself. Which would make 'her' the 'thief', not that any of us give a damn.

For your sake, I hope you were trying to make a joke. As a man of several decades who has been in and out of a number of relationships, your post's very existence seems to belie a certain amount of immaturity reserved for those who are likely under the average dating age. Thus making this girlfriend very unlikely.

Professor Sycamore?

:rainbowdetermined2:

Awesome.

this is the best idea since pancakes

4981411 i was joking about the theiving part and i didnt know that my friend sugested the name for my GFs oc not knowing that

these are lovely and make me happy :D

:raritydespair: Gosh that was beautiful!

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