Nobody cares how much you know until they know how much you care.
"You realize this makes you trash, right? Terrible, terrible trash."
"I just feel like you're the one who can make my story the best it can be."
"You're a man of the people, Jack. Help this guy."
- AAIQU
"Stop getting in the top three, you wanker."
"Well shave my asshole and call me Mary Sue. You can actually write."
Edit any of my stories. They all suck in some way. Having you at least look at my stories would be equivalent to God farting on my prayers. Perfect? No. An improvement? Hell yes.
So I heard you're a story approver now. Tell me, has the regret started to set in?
You're making me a better man, Jack, but I hate you anyway.
- B_25
Expand upon this list by talking about me, friends and followers only. 
Art by NixWorld.
Art by randome284.
Art by Sleepy Panda.
I'll edit this over time, this is just some basic information about me:
What's your first name?
Jack, obviously.
How old are you?
I am eighteen nineteen, my birthday is April 18th.
Where are you from?
I was born and raised in Florida.
When did you first start watching the show and why?
I started watching sometime around Season 2 or 3, though I'm not entirely sure. I just saw stuff on the internet and decided to watch the pilot episode, I was a fan ever since. Sorry if that's a boring answer. 
What kind of music do you listen to?
Good music, preferably. Though I have a soft spot for classical.
What's your favorite genre(s)?
I love a good horror story if it's done well, though those tend to be quite uncommon. 
Okay, what will you not read?
I don't like crossover that much. And I'll only read an HiE if I think it has a lot of potential. No EqG either.
What's your favorite character(s) from the show?
Probably Fluttershy, truth be told. Though Twilight is a close second.
Least favorite character(s)?
Spike. Also, I don't hate them, but Princess Celestia and Luna are completely overrated.
If you have any other questions, let me know and I'll do my best to answer as long as they're not too personal. 
3 years ago, I came onto this site with the hope that I'd produce quality stories for everyone on this site to enjoy.
... I'm still hoping.
For real though, expect another chapter of "A Negative" soon, as well as another new one-shot within the next couple months.
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I’ve gotten rid of the super old stuff, but I can still see my deleted stuff in the administration panel.
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I've pretty much hidden all my oldies from view. They're not fun to give a passing glance at. Cringy humor, or terrible pacing, or just random acts of garbage.
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I’ve come to learn that I’m a fast learner if I put my mind to something, and I wrote this story when I was still learning how to write, so you can imagine how cringy it is to read through it once again.
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It can be fun to go back to an old piece. New state of mind and all that. Just as long as it doesn't read totally different, a resurrection is never bad.
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Nah, this was a spontaneous decision. I don’t even know why I’m doing this.