• Member Since 21st Apr, 2015
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A real lady killer.

Quotes said about me by different folks.

"You realize this makes you trash, right? Terrible, terrible trash."

- ChappedPenguinLips

"I just feel like you're the one who can make my story the best it can be."

- randome284

"You're a man of the people, Jack. Help this guy."


"Stop getting in the top three, you wanker."

- Dreams of Ponies

"Well shave my asshole and call me Mary Sue. You can actually write."

- Distorted Flare

"Edit any of my stories. They all suck in some way. Having you at least look at my stories would be equivalent to God farting on my prayers. Perfect? No. An improvement? Hell yes."

- FamousLastWords

"So I heard you're a story approver now. Tell me, has the regret started to set in?"

- SeventhHeaven

"You're making me a better man, Jack, but I hate you anyway."

- B_25


- Doctor Disco

Expand upon this list by talking about me, friends and followers only. :trollestia:

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About Me

I'll edit this over time, this is just some basic information about me:

What's your first name?
Jack, obviously. :trollestia:

How old are you?
I am nineteen, my birthday is April 18th.

Where are you from?
I was born and raised in Florida.

When did you first start watching the show and why?
I started watching sometime around Season 2 or 3, though I'm not entirely sure. I just saw stuff on the internet and decided to watch the pilot episode, I was a fan ever since. Sorry if that's a boring answer. :twilightsheepish:

What kind of music do you listen to?
Nothing good, I assure you.

What's your favorite genre(s)?
I love a good horror story if it's done well, though, those tend to be quite uncommon. :unsuresweetie:

Okay, what will you not read?
I don't like crossover that much, and I'll only read an HiE if I think it has a lot of potential; no EqG either.

What's your favorite character(s) from the show?
Probably Fluttershy, truth be told. Though, Twilight is a close second.

Least favorite character(s)?
Spike. Also, I don't hate them, but Princess Celestia and Luna are completely overrated.

If you have any other questions, let me know and I'll do my best to answer as long as they're not too personal. :scootangel:


Attention all gamers · 7:19am November 1st

Let’s. Get. This. Bread. 🥖

I did it. I can go back to writing now.

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*Insert equally witty retort here, from the willingly sleep-deprived author himself.


*insert witty remark here. Too tired from angry moon princess.

listen to this song and look at the people walking around your neighborhood, school,work,ect https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pCybcpkm5c

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