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A story approver, writer and occasional reviewer. PM me if you have a site related question. || You're pretty dope too, Chapped.

Quotes said about me by different folks.

"You realize this makes you trash, right? Terrible, terrible trash."

- ChappedPenguinLips

"I just feel like you're the one who can make my story the best it can be."

- randome284

"You're a man of the people, Jack. Help this guy."


"Stop getting in the top three, you wanker."

- Dreams of Ponies

"Well shave my asshole and call me Mary Sue. You can actually write."

- Distorted Flare

Edit any of my stories. They all suck in some way. Having you at least look at my stories would be equivalent to God farting on my prayers. Perfect? No. An improvement? Hell yes.

- FamousLastWords

So I heard you're a story approver now. Tell me, has the regret started to set in?

- SeventhHeaven

Expand upon this list by talking about me, friends and followers only. :trollestia:

Art by NixWorld.

Art by randome284.

My Commission Page

- $10 per 1k words.
- One-shots only, limit of 10k words total.
- Discuss the details via PM on FiMFic.
- Payment via Paypal only, half paid at the start, half paid upon completion.
- I have full creative control over the story after you have told me everything you want in the story. Ergo, you cannot have me go back and change things if I feel that it is unnecessary.
* You are allowed to stop by anytime and see me working on the GDoc, and I will provide you early access to the commission before it's published.
- I have the right to decline a commission if I feel like it's something that I wouldn't enjoy writing. I will not, however, cancel a story half way through writing it. If I do, you will receive a full refund.
- I'm still open to suggestions, but commissioning work is a great way to "convince" me.

Latest Stories

About Me

I'll edit this over time, this is just some basic information about me:

What's your first name?
Jack, obviously. :trollestia:

How old are you?
I am eighteen, my birthday is April 18th.

Where are you from?
I was born and raised in Florida.

When did you first start watching the show and why?
I started watching sometime around Season 2 or 3, though I'm not entirely sure. I just saw stuff on the internet and decided to watch the pilot episode, I was a fan ever since. Sorry if that's a boring answer. :twilightsheepish:

What kind of music do you listen to?
Good music, preferably. Though I have a soft spot for classical.

What's your favorite genre(s)?
I love a good horror story if it's done well, though those tend to be quite uncommon. :unsuresweetie:

Okay, what will you not read?
I don't like crossover that much. And I'll only read an HiE if I think it has a lot of potential. No EqG either.

What's your favorite character(s) from the show?
Probably Fluttershy, truth be told. Though Twilight is a close second.

Least favorite character(s)?
Spike. Also, I don't hate them, but the Princess Celestia and Luna are completely overrated.

If you have any other questions, let me know and I'll do my best to answer as long as they're not too personal. :scootangel:


400 Followers! · 4:52am Last Friday

Inb4 someone unfollows me. :unsuresweetie:

So, the last time I did this, I had around 100 followers. That was the start of July. In 4 months, we've managed to quadruple that number.

Fuckin' dope. :trollestia:

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Story Approver

It's been quite a year, to say the least. :twilightsmile:

Story Approver

Ayyy, 400. All well earned, Jack. Congrats. /)

Comment posted by Distorted Flare deleted Yesterday
Story Approver

Didn't know my opinion meant that much to you. :trollestia:

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