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JackRipper


A real lady killer.

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Sunset Shimmer is in the hospital. Fluttershy is in a coffin. Neither of them is very happy about it.

Written as an entry to the FimFiction Feghoot Festival.
(Most of it) pre-read by Ludus.
Edited by Lofty Withers.
Art by twilite-sparkleplz.

Chapters (1)
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Comments ( 67 )

I dunno how you can sift through so many awful stories that you have to deny from this website, and yet still stay sane enough to write quality, hilarious shit yourself.

Love ya, man.

jack what the fuck.

JackRipper
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Sheer willpower. Also, thanks. :heart:

This was very funny, continue the good work

JackRipper
Story Approver

I mean, if you say it sucks, I'll take your word for it ;p

JackRipper
Story Approver

9729523
Don't worry, it's the good kind of suck :trollestia:

I mean, the only parts of the setup that are relevant to the final pun are "Fluttershy is a vampire" and "Fluttershy is the speaker's girlfriend" which I think docks you points in terms of being a feghoot, but it was still funny.

Also, yeah. The good coffins have a crapton of padding on the inside for reasons that I'm assuming I don't know because the ones I can think of are stupid.

JackRipper
Story Approver

9729530
Glad to hear you liked it. :twilightsmile:

9729514
what prompted you to write this?

its good, don't get me wrong.

JackRipper
Story Approver

9729536
it's for a contest

JackRipper
Story Approver

9729552
wowwww rude

9729525
So the kind I give you, then ;)

JackRipper
Story Approver

9729555
I plead the fifth

Cute! Flutterbat is one of the better memes this fandom produced. Also yay feghoot.

Fluttershy X Sunset Shimmer is a ship that’s gaining a lot of traction these days...did I miss something?

JackRipper
Story Approver

9729606
Just something I felt like writing. :twilightsheepish:

:facehoof::rainbowlaugh:

Magnificent, terrible work. Best of luck in the judging.

Yeah, this story sucks...blood, that is. Nice job.

JackRipper
Story Approver

Twilight finally looked up, frowning. “I always look this far ahead.”

Princess Twilight sticks her head in.

:twilightsmile: Preach it sister!

I am offended with the false advertising in your title :flutterrage:

JackRipper
Story Approver

9729818
I’m sorry :fluttershbad:

9729530
I think padding in the coffin dates back to times when death wasn't always certain, and there were rules about leaving the "deceased" laid in the open coffin for a few days, just in case they woke up.

I upvoted, cause this story rocks. :twilightsmile:

JackRipper
Story Approver

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That's rood :fluttercry:

It was a little weird and jarring to have Fluttershy get so upset with Sunset over potentially killing people only to drop it in less than a paragraph. It made the last pun feel really off-tone for me. Other than that it was entertaining.

9729606
Honestly one of my favourites too. Don't think anyone missed anything, except years of quality content that has not been produced due to SunShy ignorance...

You fiend! Is there no contest safe from your klutches?

JMP

...I don't know why I read this. I looked at the context, saw that it was about stories ending with bad puns (which I generally don't like), and read it anyway. And gee, there was a bad pun at the end that made me sigh in disappointment.

In all seriousness, this was pretty funny and I think you did a great job.

JackRipper
Story Approver

9730137
Looking at my competition and how I feel about this entry, my odds of placing high are slim. :twilightblush:

JackRipper
Story Approver

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9730125
Thank you very much. :heart:

Sunset smiled. “Fluttershy, I really do love you, but sometimes… you can be a real pain in the neck.”

This is bad, and you should feel—

Ah heck, this literal pun was funny. I always was susceptible to ouns others think are terrible. :rainbowlaugh:

ChappedPenguinLips
Story Approver

omg my favorite fimfic author jackRipper wrote a new story. i love it so much!:pinkiehappy:

Comment posted by Wand3r3r3 deleted Sep 7th, 2019

Sunset smiled. “Fluttershy, I really do love you, but sometimes… you can be a real pain in the neck.”

Get out.

JackRipper
Story Approver

Well that was entertainingly deranged even before the pun.

And of course her kiss woke Fluttershy up. EVERYONE knows Vampires wake at Sunset.

Eeh, the pun's rather anemic, in my opinion. I mean, I don't mean to be negative, but it's the second most basic pun one can make with vampires.
I oughta dock you points for it, but I'm not judging the contest.

9730307
See? That's the kind of bad pun to go for!

JackRipper
Story Approver

9730307
Dude... why didn’t I think of that. Now I’m mad at myself. :rainbowlaugh:

9730361
It's not too late to extend it :p


9730314
The first being 'fangs for the memories' and the third being 'driving me batty'?

JackRipper
Story Approver

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You know what? You’re right, I can salvage it by adding that tidbit at the end. Good idea! :pinkiesmile:

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