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JackRipper


A real lady killer.

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Button Mash finds a video game that kills him in real life if he dies in the game.

He can't stop playing it.


Proofread by BootyPopperzZz and DrOcsid.
Edited by Dreams of Ponies.
Original source image by yuji8sushi, the artistic trashy edits were done by yours truly.

Chapters (1)
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Comments ( 106 )

lmg mounted and loaded

JackRipper
Story Approver

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"Let them come."

There was no other way to put it, really. Button Mash was bored out of his mind, and it was getting worse by the second. He’d played and beaten every game in his room—and visited the arcade enough times to map it out from memory.

Yeah waiting for RDR2 is hard, isn't it?

JackRipper
Story Approver

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Allegedly the only reason to live for some people.

“Sweet Celestia, what was that?”

You rang?

“Sweet Celestia, I’m lame.”

Yes?

Also, is it bad I read the whole thing in Egoraptor’s voice?

JackRipper
Story Approver

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Are you by any chance related to TiaraWhy? :unsuresweetie:

JackRipper
Story Approver

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That's for the best then, don't search 'em up. :rainbowlaugh:

JackRipper
Story Approver

Sounds like an anomalous little machine, and quite devious.

JackRipper
Story Approver

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I was really going hard on the “Jumanji” vibe for this one.

Twilight smarted

:rainbowlaugh:

Twilight twilighted

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Did the console just respawn, or something?

The SCP foundation would probably like to get their hooves on this.

JackRipper
Story Approver

9246347
Twilight did say it was hexed. 👀

9246171
"Time to get serious!"

JackRipper
Story Approver

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Button makes a Siege reference in the story, that’s what he’s referring to. :scootangel:

“There’s only one god and his name is Tachanka,” Button mumbled.

He has spoken of the lord and spoken well.

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I noticed it now. Please make more references like that, you have no idea how much of a fan I am of that game, aside from Fortnite.

Now I'm waiting for titled "Press X to Doubt"

JackRipper
Story Approver

9246389
Guess you’ll have to follow me to recieve notifications~ :scootangel:

9246423
Okay you got me there.

9246222
I dunno what Egoraptor sounds like, but I recently watched FSN:UBW and SAO Abridged, so I'm hearing YamatoSFX for Button Mash.

“Achoo! Ugh.” Button rubbed his nose, immediately regretting his decision to venture into his attic, which had the air quality of a Vietneighmese POW camp. This was, of course, a last resort, as the only other option he had was to go outside.

Upvote and favorite just for this quote.

“You should play it, Apple Bloom!” Scootaloo chirped. “Maybe you’ll even get to meet your parents for the few seconds you’re dead.”

Hahahaha Jesus Christ Scootaloo the idea is good but you need to sell it with more tact!

Sweetie Belle's just dying to have a go.

i would the play the fucking out that game i mean wouldn't you?

JackRipper
Story Approver

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She can't help it, the game's to die for.

Another amusing gem from Dearest Jack. Congrats on getting fire again bruh.
PS. get back on Killing Floor

Comment posted by Zum1UDontNo deleted Oct 23rd, 2018
JackRipper
Story Approver

I love the story's image.

“You should play it, Apple Bloom!” Scootaloo chirped. “Maybe you’ll even get to meet your parents for the few seconds you’re dead.”

... :rainbowhuh:

JackRipper
Story Approver

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I appreciate that this story motivated you to make this, but I’m going to have to remove it. It takes up too much room and makes it difficult to read through the rest of these comments.

Thanks though, I’m flattered that you liked it. :twilightblush:

“D-did it kill him for good? The game?” Button stuttered.

“No, he died from cancer.”

“I—oh, okay. So he played League too?”

Top kek 10/10

JackRipper
Story Approver

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Thanks. I just edited the picture though, full credit goes to the actual artist. :twilightsmile:

JackRipper
Story Approver

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Then don't downvote it. :heart:

“There’s only one god and his name is Tachanka,” Button mumbled.

...the horse-drawn machine gun?

“I guess it wouldn’t kill me to give it a try.”

pffft

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I down vote all featured stories. Hell I even down vote the stories I paid to be written if featured. All stories should be promoted not just high follower count stories. Anywho luv.

“At least it won’t have any microtransactions,” Button sighed.

That's too bad for you, boyo. You could have really used you some horse armor.

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to late... I just... sigh...

JackRipper
Story Approver

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Sorry, bud. :raritywink:

“I guess it wouldn’t kill me to give it a try.”

Famous last words

“You should play it, Apple Bloom!” Scootaloo chirped. “Maybe you’ll even get to meet your parents for the few seconds you’re dead.”

“...”

“Come on, Scootaloo.” Sweetie pointed at Button. “You take one look at him and tell me there’s a god.”

There's a lot to unpack there.

9247317
that's
not how story promotion works

9247317
I was going to ask if you are actually retarded, but that seems self evident...

9246477
Go watch an episode of Game Grumps on Youtube. Arin Hanson is Egoraptor.

9247311
I think he means Lord Tachanka from rainbow sieg six

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