Want to request a review? There's no 'correct' way to do it. PM me, comment on my blogs, comment on my user page, it's all good. As soon as I've acknowledged the request I'll go into my Review Schedule and add yours to the queue. Just remember: requests are always first come/first serve. There are a few rules:

NOTICE: As of April 12, I am 22 weeks ahead of schedule. Due to me trying to build up room in my schedule for a planned Longfic Only Blog, that number can only go higher. Please be aware that this means any requests made right now will likely have a very long wait time.

Long Stories

As of April 23, I have only 7 slots left for 2025!

A story is considered "long" if it is 70,000 words or more. I have a policy of reviewing one long story per blog post, but that means I have a strictly limited number of slots available and requests are competing with sequels or stories I selected on my own. To keep this from getting out of control, I will only open the schedule for a time period to the end of the next year (so if it's currently 2022, the schedule closes when 2023 is fully booked).

There is no upper limit on the wordcount for requested stories (current record: 2,020,000), but I will not bottleneck my schedule with a lot of huge stories and may reject them if I feel like they're going to cause a scheduling issue.

No Clop

Have I read clop? Yes. Do I review clop? Not often. My reviews are for stories, not blatant fap material. That said, every once in a while one slips through the cracks. If you can convince me that there's actually a story under all the mess, then I will consider it.

Incompletes

As a general rule, I avoid reading incomplete stories. I tend to make an exception to requests, but I reserve the right to decline incompletes.

A while back I started posting blogs detailing stories that I conceived but don't expect to ever write. The link below is to an index of all these blogs.