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A commission for user Yakopak, wherein Rainbow Dash and the newly displaced resident human share a chill bro moment over some wholesome family-friendly hallucinogenic drugs.

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SLZ

I really enjoyed this cute story. I really felt my heart warm up at a few sections.

There were two sections that mostly made my day.
1. Anon drawing the box around Rainbow in the sand. When she started to think she was stuck, that was really adorable.
2. The hugging moments and the part where she asked for a hug and to get out of the box.

This story warmed my heart up so much you don't even know.

10814646
Glad you enjoyed! The original idea i had was much darker but I just didn't have the heart to go through with it, this felt much more right imo and I'm glad it panned out ^^

How can drugs be family-friendly?

SLZ

10814648
This version turned out perfectly in my eyes. Don't you worry.

Far out man. You got some righteous vibes going here.

this... this IS A GOOD ONESHOT:raritystarry:

10814753
Thank you so much, I really appreciate that!

Dont be a coward, op. Source the vore artist who drew your cover art.

10814768
I was sent the cover by the comissioner, I shall ask them for sauce ^^.

10814824
Yesss, let the beetus flow through you >;3

It was short and nice but pls check the grammar hahaha

10814835
gave her a quick once over but I'm admittedly a bit tired, hope it helped a lil, lol.

~One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small!~
~And the ones that Nonny gives you will have you tripping fucking balls!~
~Go ask Dashie, once she can crawl!~

10815132
Truly Shakespearean work, my friend.

I know it's supposed to be there but I just love the narcotics tag.

10815313
Don't we all love some wholesome use of the narcotics tag >;3

Rainbow’s internal monologue be like:

Did I ever get to duct-taping chocolate bars to my jacket? There's a chasm between your bedside table and your bed, think of the treasures that could be there! How about some strawberry ice cream? You'd like that wouldn't you? It's like a roller coaster! Where's loop my slipper? What is? My thoughts. Yeah, they're like "Wooeeooo!". Drop that TV! Applause. Thoughts slowly getting more comprehensible. You know what that means, don't you? Dust bunnies on my lips? Kiss grandma! Yeah, I think I know what that means. Lucy~in~the~sky! But considering that last part it's not looking good. Time to clean the kitchen. Multicultural society! I'm waking up. Morning mist and poetry. Camels outside of Taj Mahal. Aaaoow, JUMP! French, wooden box with purple hat. Extra exclamation marks! Wheels and string.

Stolen from Snakeskin Ducttape.

Anon prepares to give Pinkie Pie a Skittle....

Alondro streaks towards them, breaking the sound barrier!! "OH GOD DAMMIT, NO YOU FOOL!!"

But it's too late... Pinkie devours the Skittle and 4th Impact begins... every pony explodes into Koolaid as a giant angelic Twilight sucks up their souls with a huge vacuum cleaner, like on Spaceballs.

This was oddly cute and funny! I’d so love a sequel where he gives one to each of the other girls just to see how they react.

10815581
I like your funny words, pretty pony.

10815587
My commissions are not currently open, but they may be sometime soon ^^

anon accidental drug lord, at least it wasn't pinkie that been a diaster

No, Dash. We do not lick the changelings. Yes, I know I called them skittlebugs. No, Dash. Dash? Dash!

He should probably get a pony pharmacist to check the ingredients list.

*standing ovation* You brilliant bastard! You did it!

Now we just need Twilight discovers human sugar or Rarity discover peanut M&Ms or Cadance discovers human salt water taffy.

"Dude, your hands are really good at that, you could like, open a pony petting parlor..."

I think I heard about one of those somewhere... :raritywink:

I wonder what the hallucinogenic component for ponies is? There are probably a number of substances in Skittles that are not present in the Equestrian diet.

10815597
I am a pretty pony. DO YOU LIKE MY MANE?! :pinkiecrazy:

Now I want to see an alternate version of this where the reaction is delayed. Dash shows disappointment in just one skittle, so she tries an entire hooffull... and then trips balls so hard it becomes a problem for every member of the main six, and maybe even other cast members. Maybe Dash keeps tripping over the course of several days. Maybe the effects somehow radiate from her and into the world around her. Maybe the trip only lasts a few hours, but then she sneaks a number of skittles from Anon and eats them over the course of about a week while her friends wonder wtf is up with her. XD

"Heheh, it's a very special kind of magic Dash, don't worry about it, alright?" He said softly as he relaxed next to her, slowly petting her back "just try to chill and enjoy the nice weather for a bit okay?"

The Magic of Psychology

As much as he Didn't want to share, as scarce as they were, he had gone right ahead and done it anyway, hadn't he? and now he was having a nice relaxing afternoon with a decently chill pony getting a pet in his lap. He wouldn't be having this chill moment with this chill pony if he had decided to keep his goodies to himself he probably would have just spent the afternoon alone by himself, again.

Honestly, he felt like he made the right choice.

Yup, definitely worth it!


Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.

Hm you mix up a lot with the pronouns… half the time it’s them and then it’s her…

10870349
Yes this is intentional ^^

They/them is neutral and interchangeable ^^

fuck! ive been eating skittles the WROOOOOOONG way!
:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

Alright, who drugged the skittles? Il

10815581
Two things: first off:

Secondly:

Furthermore, it was probably the yellow 6, which is illegal everywhere but the USA.

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