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  • 80 weeks
    Season Eight Episode Reviews: Molt Down

    This week is a Spike episode? What a re-”molt”-ing development this is!

    Let's look at “Molt Down,” the episode that will surely be perfectly normal and have no long-lasting repercussions on a character's appearance.

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  • 81 weeks
    Season Eight Episode Reviews: Break Up Break Down

    I dread going into this week's episode. For today, we discuss matters of the heart. Romance, love, heartbreak, and all that rot. Which means we run right into the most loathsome of all fandom constructs, the kind of thing that destroys friendships and leaves the most brilliant of minds curled up helplessly in a corner, foaming from the mouth:


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    6 comments · 709 views
  • 82 weeks
    Season Eight Episode Reviews: Non-Compete Clause

    We've had a string of good episodes the last few weeks. Whether it be shapeshifting seaponies, an actual Celestia episode, or discovering Starlight's dark phase, we've had lots of fun and plenty of laughs.

    Today's episode is about Applejack and Rainbow Dash competing.

    The good times are over.

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    7 comments · 724 views
  • 83 weeks
    Season Eight Episode Reviews: The Parent Map

    Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone who cares about that! What better way to spend the day than watching a cartoon about horses dealing with their mommy/daddy issues? Well, tough, because that's what we're doing. This is “The Parent Map.”

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    4 comments · 496 views
  • 84 weeks
    Season Eight Episode Reviews: Horse Play

    So hey, it's a new episode. Surely nothing to be excited about. Just another standard episode of a cartoon pony show.

    Only it's a CELESTIA EPISODE!

    Prepare for extra spicy biased scoring as we look at Best Princess' newest episode, “Horse Play!”

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Thoughts on the Ponies Master List · 12:04am Oct 28th, 2012

What began as a simple examination of our Mane 6 ponies gradually grew into a greater look at a wide number of the various ponies, non-ponies, and other things that encapsulate the FiM canon and fanon. And now, for your perusal, here’s a list of what is here now, and what may be yet to come:


Twilight Sparkle
Rainbow Dash
Pinkie Pie


Princess Celestia and Princess Luna
The Cutie Mark Crusaders


The Great and Powerful Trixie
Prince Blueblood
Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon
The Flim Flam Brothers
King Sombra

And possibly even more!

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Comments ( 5 )

It amazes me to no end how you manage to write all of this.

Geez, you're planning on writing more reviews? You're a machine!

Trixie, though... some people aren't going to like this

Bender is best Trixie.

I'd love to hear your thoughts on Shining Armor and Princess Cadance. You must have a lot to say about them.

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