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May
26th
2018

Season Eight Episode Reviews: Molt Down · 5:47pm May 26th, 2018

This week is a Spike episode? What a re-”molt”-ing development this is!

Let's look at “Molt Down,” the episode that will surely be perfectly normal and have no long-lasting repercussions on a character's appearance.

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May
19th
2018

Season Eight Episode Reviews: Break Up Break Down · 4:43pm May 19th, 2018

I dread going into this week's episode. For today, we discuss matters of the heart. Romance, love, heartbreak, and all that rot. Which means we run right into the most loathsome of all fandom constructs, the kind of thing that destroys friendships and leaves the most brilliant of minds curled up helplessly in a corner, foaming from the mouth:

SHIPPING.

This is “The Break Up Break Down.”

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May
12th
2018

Season Eight Episode Reviews: Non-Compete Clause · 4:35pm May 12th, 2018

We've had a string of good episodes the last few weeks. Whether it be shapeshifting seaponies, an actual Celestia episode, or discovering Starlight's dark phase, we've had lots of fun and plenty of laughs.

Today's episode is about Applejack and Rainbow Dash competing.

The good times are over.

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May
5th
2018

Season Eight Episode Reviews: The Parent Map · 6:22pm May 5th, 2018

Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone who cares about that! What better way to spend the day than watching a cartoon about horses dealing with their mommy/daddy issues? Well, tough, because that's what we're doing. This is “The Parent Map.”

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Apr
28th
2018

Season Eight Episode Reviews: Horse Play · 4:59pm Apr 28th, 2018

So hey, it's a new episode. Surely nothing to be excited about. Just another standard episode of a cartoon pony show.

Only it's a CELESTIA EPISODE!

Prepare for extra spicy biased scoring as we look at Best Princess' newest episode, “Horse Play!”

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Apr
27th
2018

Happy Birthday to Me...Again · 4:08am Apr 27th, 2018

Well, here we are. Another trip around the sun survived.

I had hoped to have the next...something ready, but no, I can't even manage that. Between work, overtime, and writer's block, I'm stuck getting anything out there. I'd promise to have something ready soon, but we all know what my promises are worth.

On the plus side, my parents bought me a new tablet to replace the one some damnable thieves stole a couple years ago. That's a legit good thing.

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Apr
21st
2018

Season Eight Episode Reviews: Surf and/or Turf · 4:49pm Apr 21st, 2018

Many months ago, there was a drought of pony content. The Gods on Mount Hasbro toiled to create new episodes to please the masses, but as time continued to pass, the people grew weary and desperate. And then a thief managed to make off with the Gods' nascent creations, including several unfinished-but-finished episodes. And the people...mostly wrote this off as the actual crime it was, but those like me who have no ethics watched them anyway.

This is the first of such episodes.

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Apr
14th
2018

Season Eight Episode Reviews: Grannies Gone Wild · 4:18pm Apr 14th, 2018

Time to review...

No. No, this episodes doesn't get a review. It doesn't deserve one. To review something would be to acknowledge its worth in existing, and this one only exists to exists. In other words, it was dull, boring, and ultimately pointless.

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Apr
7th
2018

Season Eight Episode Reviews: Fake It Til' You Make It · 4:55pm Apr 7th, 2018

We're four episodes into the season now – perfect time for a Fluttershy episode. Unfortunately, last season ruined any and all jokes about her conquering the same phobia over and over again. Why must all the good things go away?

This is “Fake It Til' You Make It.” That's a...doozy of a title.

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Mar
31st
2018

Season Eight Episode Reviews: The Maud Couple · 7:52pm Mar 31st, 2018

Another season, another Pinkie/Maud episode. This one should be no different...

Wait, why do I hear the whimpering of a thousand shippers?

Let's look at “The Maud Couple.”

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