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Princess Celestia has something to tell Sunset Shimmer.

Something about her parents.

It's nothing strange at all.

Yep.

Rated Teen and Sex for a very brief mention of how babies are made.

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Not bad. Not bad at all.

How did you come up with this?:rainbowhuh:

Oh lord above... :rainbowlaugh:
Thumbs up and fav

Needs more

That was weird, and kind of amusing.

You know, I've never been fond of the "Sunset is Celestia's daughter" theory... but if you're gonna go with it, this way absofreakinglutely makes far too much high comedy sense. Brava!

It got a smile out of me.

Upvoted.

where can i buy 1000 gallons of brain bleach

My genderflipped statutory-rape selfcest means that you are your own your own alternate dimensional counterpart!

This may not be the best sentence I've read in the past week, but it's definitely in the top five.

Also, I can't decide if the line about Flash Sentry's father is more cruel or funny.

In any case, this is... certainly something. I enjoyed it, but I'm not sure if I should have. :derpyderp2:

Brain bleach would be real nice right now.

Wow, Celestia. Just wow...

And that's how Sunset ended up in therapy.

I snorted. +1.

Very clever, very funny. Good job.

So did you see the episode title "Stranger than Fanfiction" and take that as a thrown gauntlet?

Because I think you won.

“Yes. My genderflipped statutory-rape selfcest means that you are your own your own alternate dimensional counterpart!

But is she her own grandma? :rainbowlaugh:

“Wat.” Sunset said flatly.

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"What" is the proper spelling

“Yes. My genderflipped statutory-rape selfcest means that you are your own alternate dimensional counterpart!

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“B-but… how… Does that mean I’m a clone of you? Wouldn’t that make me the most inbred creature in the multiverse? How is my coat not white like yours?” said Sunset, almost gibbering in sheer horror.

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“No, Sunset,” said Celestia. “Everything I told you about your mother is the honest truth.” She then broke into a big smile. “But don’t you feel a lot better now that you know you hadn’t been dry-humping your own half-brother?”

First Sunset was like:
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Then Sunset was like:
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Oh gosh no.

I have no idea what I just read, and it was brilliant. :pinkiecrazy:

... I don't know how I should react to this story:ajbemused:

I don't think it's bad... But for some reason I don't find it funny. I like it, but I don't find it funny.

What happened to pony Sunset?

I... Don't even know what to say.

This be the song of Sunset's Conception I say!~ For Celestia was shitfaced that day!~ And she banged herself a lady, oh my!~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I lack the words. I honestly do.

.The alicorn tilted her head and smiled weakly. “She actually meant that you reminded her of the daughter that she did have. Because that's exactly who you are. Haven’t you ever wondered why there was no Sunset Shimmer on the other side of the mirror?”
Sunset quivered in her seat, trying her best to digest what she had been told. Her brain was very much demanding immediate access to heavy doses of medication, a therapist, and a swift blow to the back of the head. “You mean…”
“Yes. My genderflipped statutory-rape selfcest means that you are your own alternate dimensional counterpart!”

It's so crazy and out there..... But it's so crazy it actually makes some sense!

And only Celestia could use a prank like that to try to make sunset feel better about the truth of her conception.

“…no. I am your father.”

I see what you did there.

So, is this your version of the story of Loki and the birth of Sliepnir? Because that's what it looks like.

“Yes. My genderflipped statutory-rape selfcest means that you are your own your own alternate dimensional counterpart!”

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Before it was revealed that the brother part of the story was a prank, I was just about ready to call Celestia the Equestrian Zeus. Though I will settle for calling her Equestrian Loki. Especially since her story to Sunset is perfectly parallel to that story involving Loki.

...I need brain bleach. Or a drink (or both). Trollestia strikes again. :trollestia: No wonder poor Sunset is how she is, considering her parentage. I'm kind of reminded of a certain video game too (Bioshock Infinite Luteces).

Actually, growing up with a mother like that (and having to hide it) probably explains Sunset's personality too. Not sure if this is better or worse than if she had done it with human Luna.

I think Celestia must also be a fan of Mythology, because this was so Greek/Norse Gods folly :rainbowlaugh:

Wonder how many other half breeds Celestia birthed/sired over the centuries :rainbowwild:

When I first saw the title this came to mind:

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Ugh. I can't believe I let such a glaring typo through. Corrected.

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Huh. Didn't notice that either. Thanks for tagging me in your reply anyway.

This is totally ridiculous in every single way I love! Thank you SO much for this! I laughed many times during it!

The Monty Python segue was a bit jarring and not quite a good fit.

But I think you should have a sequel where Sunset muses about the midnight meeting scene with Twilight in Rainbow Rocks "No wonder she's attracted to me, I'm the daughter of the mare she worships" :trollestia: :yay:

Just for some mood whiplash and gratuitous SunLight :trixieshiftright:

Oh boy oh boy, was this a fun read! Thanks a lot for writing and sharing this! XD

This is like the worse Game of Thrones episode ever. They hump their siblings all the time, but never THEMSELVES! Well, not YET.

This was hilarious! :twilightsheepish:

I... I can't stop laughing.

I started to feel terrible about Flash being Sunset's half-brother but I feel so happy he isn't! But Celestia + Celestia = Sunset Shimmer... mind blown! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

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She's both pony Sunset and human Sunset. She's a trans-dimensional baby, which means she has no counterpart as she's her own counterpart

“Yes. My genderflipped statutory-rape selfcest means that you are your own alternate dimensional counterpart!”

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ookay. that is the best single sentence ive read in some time. so good i used my first image in post on the site.

THIS IS AWESOME.

This is story has all my yeses. I love this so much. Oh god :trollestia: strikes again. You got me as good as Sunset with the whole Flash twin debacle.

I approve of this madness.

-BFBL

My genderflipped statutory-rape selfcest means that you are your own alternate dimensional counterpart!

This is the best line ever. EVER.

Avantre #49 · Aug 2nd, 2016 · · 1 ·

Sunset: "And that's why the jury later ruled my murder of Princess Celestia as justified homicide."

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