Princess Celestia has something to tell Sunset Shimmer.
Something about her parents.
It's nothing strange at all.
Yep.
Rated Teen and Sex for a very brief mention of how babies are made.
I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.
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Not bad. Not bad at all.
How did you come up with this?
Oh lord above...
Thumbs up and fav
Needs more
That was weird, and kind of amusing.
You know, I've never been fond of the "Sunset is Celestia's daughter" theory... but if you're gonna go with it, this way absofreakinglutely makes far too much high comedy sense. Brava!
It got a smile out of me.
Upvoted.
where can i buy 1000 gallons of brain bleach
"Celestia, you bucking BITCH!!!"
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"You mad, Sunset?"
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This may not be the best sentence I've read in the past week, but it's definitely in the top five.
Also, I can't decide if the line about Flash Sentry's father is more cruel or funny.
In any case, this is... certainly something. I enjoyed it, but I'm not sure if I should have.
Brain bleach would be real nice right now.
Wow, Celestia. Just wow...
And that's how Sunset ended up in therapy.
I snorted. +1.
Very clever, very funny. Good job.
So did you see the episode title "Stranger than Fanfiction" and take that as a thrown gauntlet?
Because I think you won.
But is she her own grandma?
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"What" is the proper spelling
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First Sunset was like:
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Then Sunset was like:
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Oh gosh no.
I have no idea what I just read, and it was brilliant.
Oh my goodness.
... I don't know how I should react to this story
I don't think it's bad... But for some reason I don't find it funny. I like it, but I don't find it funny.
What happened to pony Sunset?
7443747 Coscos, maybe
I... Don't even know what to say.
This be the song of Sunset's Conception I say!~ For Celestia was shitfaced that day!~ And she banged herself a lady, oh my!~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I lack the words. I honestly do.
It's so crazy and out there..... But it's so crazy it actually makes some sense!
And only Celestia could use a prank like that to try to make sunset feel better about the truth of her conception.
I see what you did there.
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...I need brain bleach. Or a drink (or both). Trollestia strikes again. No wonder poor Sunset is how she is, considering her parentage. I'm kind of reminded of a certain video game too (Bioshock Infinite Luteces).
Actually, growing up with a mother like that (and having to hide it) probably explains Sunset's personality too. Not sure if this is better or worse than if she had done it with human Luna.
I think Celestia must also be a fan of Mythology, because this was so Greek/Norse Gods folly
Wonder how many other half breeds Celestia birthed/sired over the centuries
When I first saw the title this came to mind:
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Ugh. I can't believe I let such a glaring typo through. Corrected.
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Huh. Didn't notice that either. Thanks for tagging me in your reply anyway.
This is totally ridiculous in every single way I love! Thank you SO much for this! I laughed many times during it!
Oh boy oh boy, was this a fun read! Thanks a lot for writing and sharing this! XD
This is like the worse Game of Thrones episode ever. They hump their siblings all the time, but never THEMSELVES! Well, not YET.
This was hilarious!
I... I can't stop laughing.
I started to feel terrible about Flash being Sunset's half-brother but I feel so happy he isn't! But Celestia + Celestia = Sunset Shimmer... mind blown!
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She's both pony Sunset and human Sunset. She's a trans-dimensional baby, which means she has no counterpart as she's her own counterpart
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ookay. that is the best single sentence ive read in some time. so good i used my first image in post on the site.
THIS IS AWESOME.
This is story has all my yeses. I love this so much. Oh god strikes again. You got me as good as Sunset with the whole Flash twin debacle.
I approve of this madness.
-BFBL
This is the best line ever. EVER.
Sunset: "And that's why the jury later ruled my murder of Princess Celestia as justified homicide."
Evil, pure evil
All I can do is applaud.
Now we need a sequel where Sunset forces Princess Celestia to reunite with Principal Celestia and tell her everything
So Principal Celestia can assist with the homicide.
Take all my thumbs up and favorites, best prank ever!