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CategoricalGrant


The undisputed master of pony snuggles, political satire and generalized self-loathing.

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John 5:24

"Verily, Verily, I say unto you, He that hears my word and believes him who sent me, has everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life."

My Best Work!

  • Finding Purpose Princess Luna shows an itinerant Spike the nightmares that his friends have in his absence, in an attempt to convince him to return to Ponyville. by CategoricalGrant 22,047 words · 2,574 views · 88 likes · 7 dislikes
  • General "Spikewall" Dragon Spike and Starlight Glimmer attempt to get revenge on Twilight for marginalizing them by hijacking an Equestrian Civil War reenactment. by CategoricalGrant 8,386 words · 4,491 views · 526 likes · 12 dislikes
  • General George S. Dragon Spike and Twilight face off again during a reenactment, this time on the battlefields of World War 2. Sequel to "General Spikewall Dragon". by CategoricalGrant 15,033 words · 2,736 views · 270 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Human, it's Cold Outside! Princess Celestia and Princess Luna REALLY don't want you leaving the castle in this weather, but they're also gonna cuddle the heck out of you if you stay. A play off the classic holiday song. by CategoricalGrant 2,176 words · 3,890 views · 361 likes · 20 dislikes
  • Rarity Gets Jealous Rarity notices Spike spending a lot of time with another mare and doesn't like it one bit. by CategoricalGrant 11,604 words · 8,529 views · 592 likes · 41 dislikes
Dec
12th
2017

Mane 6 Mistletoe Simulator Released! · 10:29am Yesterday

Have you ever wished to spend some time under the mistletoe with a favorite pony (or nine)? Then my new Christmas-themed Mane 6 Mistletoe simulator is for you! Complete with two bonus chapters, lots of fuzz and laughs, and even some Star Wars references! Go read it right now and get your *kissu kissu* :raritywink:

Favorite Stories

  • Every Little Bit Rainbow Dash and her friends are surprised by the "quality" of stallions bidding on the kiss she offers at a charity auction. The winner, however, is the biggest surprise of them all. by The Descendant 17,962 words · 22,153 views · 2,464 likes · 84 dislikes
  • May I Sleep on You? Spike presents Twilight with a deep and compelling argument as to why she should be his bed for the night. TwiSpike cuddle time abounds... by jkbrony 2,620 words · 8,042 views · 860 likes · 17 dislikes
  • A Hearth's Warming Romance Sparity for Hearth's Warming with Twilight antics. by Path_of_cloud 5,018 words · 8,594 views · 517 likes · 10 dislikes
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2539610
'Lord of snuggles' you say?
...I can roll with that!
Thanks for the follow and the kind words :rainbowkiss:

Lazydrill #82 · Monday · · ·

The one and only Lord of Snuggles! Its an honour to become fuzzy by your fics!:trollestia:

2532296
Cool! :D I don't really have a favorite yet! XD

2532230
I do- one of my favored passages. I love the entire book of John :D

Ooh! You have a scripture on your profile! :D

Your new profile pic reminds me of the Boondock Saints now! So awesome!:rainbowkiss:

Comment posted by Neverborn deleted September 19th

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And you will have them! (Eventually)

I demand more Luna cuddles!!!

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