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T Luna's Cuddle Dungeon
Com
Rand
Princess Luna has a special floor in the castle where she does unspeakable things to Equestria's most dangerous criminals and unpredictable threats.
Princess Celestia
Princess Luna
Other
Anon
Royal Guard
CategoricalGrant · 9.3k words · 146 12 · 959 views
E Thankfulness and High Society
Com
Drama
SoL
Rarity's family embarrasses her publicly immediately before she receives an award from the Equestrian Academy of Design.
Rarity
Sweetie Belle
Other
CategoricalGrant · 5.4k words · 26 0 · 178 views
E Hug Time!
2nd
SoL
All the Royal Guards know: Princess Celestia gives the best hugs.
Princess Celestia
Other
Royal Guard
CategoricalGrant · 1.9k words · 173 5 · 1.5k views
E Cuddle Time...Again!
Rom
2nd
SoL
Princess Luna calls you back to her room again to relentlessly snuggle you...and play truth or dare!
Princess Luna
Original Character
CategoricalGrant · 3.3k words · 295 12 · 2.1k views
E Cuddle Time
Rom
2nd
SoL
Princess Luna contacts you, a Royal Guard, in order to procure some semi-platonic affection in the form of cuddles.
Princess Luna
Original Character
CategoricalGrant · 2.4k words · 280 10 · 3.2k views
E Trixie's Perfect Show
Com
Drama
SoL
Trixie frantically prepares for her biggest show yet, pissing off plenty of ponies in the process.
Trixie
Original Character
Other
CategoricalGrant · 5.1k words · 24 0 · 228 views
T The First First Kiss
Rom
Com
Rand
SoL
Twilight and her friends learn that none of them have ever kissed anypony and are immediately engaged in a race to be the first one to kiss Spike.
Spike
Main 6
Starlight Glimmer
CategoricalGrant · 4.8k words · 330 30 · 3.9k views
T Princess Celestia Accidentally Does Cocaine
Com
Rand
SoL
Princess Celestia of Equestria would never do drugs, of course! But she does love all sorts of teas, conventional or otherwise...
Twilight Sparkle
Princess Celestia
Princess Luna
Other
CategoricalGrant · 3k words · 439 10 · 3.2k views
T Kim Jong-Un 'Conquers' Equestria
Com
Alt. U
Human
Rand
Princesses Twilight and Celestia have to deal with a North Korean 'invasion' with the help of the international 'community'.
Twilight Sparkle
Princess Celestia
Other
CategoricalGrant · 1.1k words · 44 17 · 537 views
T Love-Your-Own-Luna
Rom
2nd
SoL
A Second Person Choose Your Own Adventure Story about the romancing of the beautiful Princess Luna. Sequel to 'Cuddle-Your-Own-Celestia'.
Princess Luna
Original Character
Sex
CategoricalGrant · 13k words · 301 16 · 3.6k views

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Finding Purpose Princess Luna shows an itinerant Spike the nightmares that his friends have in his absence, in an attempt to convince him to return to Ponyville. by CategoricalGrant 22,047 words · 2,259 views · 85 likes · 7 dislikes
General "Spikewall" Dragon Spike and Starlight Glimmer attempt to get revenge on Twilight for marginalizing them by hijacking an Equestrian Civil War reenactment. by CategoricalGrant 8,386 words · 4,212 views · 516 likes · 12 dislikes
General George S. Dragon Spike and Twilight face off again during a reenactment, this time on the battlefields of World War 2. Sequel to "General Spikewall Dragon". by CategoricalGrant 15,033 words · 2,422 views · 260 likes · 10 dislikes
Trixie's Perfect Show Trixie frantically prepares for her biggest show yet, pissing off plenty of ponies in the process. by CategoricalGrant 5,063 words · 228 views · 24 likes · 0 dislikes
Rarity Gets Jealous Rarity notices Spike spending a lot of time with another mare and doesn't like it one bit. by CategoricalGrant 11,604 words · 7,435 views · 573 likes · 40 dislikes

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Bronycon 2017 Recap; New Story Tomorrow · 3:18am Tuesday

At some point I'll take the time to place all my (good) photos from Trotcon and Bronycon in a single place on the internet so I can link them to a blog post, but for now...

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