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The undisputed master of pony snuggles, political satire and generalized self-loathing.

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John 5:24

"Verily, Verily, I say unto you, He that hears my word and believes him who sent me, has everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life."

My Best Work!

  • Finding Purpose Princess Luna shows an itinerant Spike the nightmares that his friends have in his absence, in an attempt to convince him to return to Ponyville. by CategoricalGrant 22,047 words · 2,259 views · 85 likes · 7 dislikes
  • General "Spikewall" Dragon Spike and Starlight Glimmer attempt to get revenge on Twilight for marginalizing them by hijacking an Equestrian Civil War reenactment. by CategoricalGrant 8,386 words · 4,212 views · 516 likes · 12 dislikes
  • General George S. Dragon Spike and Twilight face off again during a reenactment, this time on the battlefields of World War 2. Sequel to "General Spikewall Dragon". by CategoricalGrant 15,033 words · 2,422 views · 260 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Trixie's Perfect Show Trixie frantically prepares for her biggest show yet, pissing off plenty of ponies in the process. by CategoricalGrant 5,063 words · 228 views · 24 likes · 0 dislikes
  • Rarity Gets Jealous Rarity notices Spike spending a lot of time with another mare and doesn't like it one bit. by CategoricalGrant 11,604 words · 7,435 views · 573 likes · 40 dislikes

Bronycon 2017 Recap; New Story Tomorrow · 3:18am Tuesday

At some point I'll take the time to place all my (good) photos from Trotcon and Bronycon in a single place on the internet so I can link them to a blog post, but for now...

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Favorite Stories

  • Every Little Bit Rainbow Dash and her friends are surprised by the "quality" of stallions bidding on the kiss she offers at a charity auction. The winner, however, is the biggest surprise of them all. by The Descendant 17,962 words · 21,681 views · 2,457 likes · 84 dislikes
  • May I Sleep on You? Spike presents Twilight with a deep and compelling argument as to why she should be his bed for the night. TwiSpike cuddle time abounds... by jkbrony 2,620 words · 7,678 views · 853 likes · 17 dislikes
  • A Hearth's Warming Romance Sparity for Hearth's Warming with Twilight antics. by Path_of_cloud 5,018 words · 8,369 views · 516 likes · 10 dislikes
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It was awesome to talk to you- I'll definitely hit you up!

Lunatone #68 · Tuesday · · ·

Hey, it was great to meet you. Sorry if I was a little awkward when we were in conversation. I'm like that around new people.

Still, you can always hit me up on Discord if you want to chat!

Don't know if that will be the *next* one I write, but it will come!

Yay! More fluff and snuggles! I take it the next one will be about the snuggle dungeon, am I correct in thinking this?

You're getting a follow from me just because of how many fics you have which are to do with snuggling...

Pssssh. Everyone knows pinkie is best pony. Use your head for once you snuggle fiend. Also 600 followers? I have 54! What up scruba?:rainbowwild:

....Tee Hee
- This random comment brought to you by flavorless bran cereal.''

We all do. That is why we are here.

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