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The undisputed master of pony snuggles, political satire and generalized self-loathing.

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John 5:24

"Verily, Verily, I say unto you, He that hears my word and believes him who sent me, has everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life."


Applejack's Parents Episode · 5:47am Last Thursday

I just want to say that I cried really hard.

I want to be in a loving relationship like they had but since I am doomed to spend the foreseeable future alone I guess it's time to crack open some cold ones.

My Best Work!

  • Finding Purpose Princess Luna shows an itinerant Spike the nightmares that his friends have in his absence, in an attempt to convince him to return to Ponyville. by CategoricalGrant 22,047 words · 2,008 views · 80 likes · 7 dislikes
  • General "Spikewall" Dragon Spike and Starlight Glimmer attempt to get revenge on Twilight for marginalizing them by hijacking an Equestrian Civil War reenactment. by CategoricalGrant 8,386 words · 4,029 views · 511 likes · 12 dislikes
  • General George S. Dragon Spike and Twilight face off again during a reenactment, this time on the battlefields of World War 2. Sequel to "General Spikewall Dragon". by CategoricalGrant 15,033 words · 2,256 views · 252 likes · 10 dislikes
  • The Snuggle Conspiracy Your OC is thrust into the hooves of various ponies and snuggled. And as he finds himself brought to the attention of other snuggle-happy ponies and pushed into politics, he must ask himself what he truly values. Now with 90% useless fluff! by CategoricalGrant 26,010 words · 1,056 views · 44 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Rarity Gets Jealous Rarity notices Spike spending a lot of time with another mare and doesn't like it one bit. by CategoricalGrant 11,604 words · 6,904 views · 562 likes · 40 dislikes

Favorite Stories

  • Every Little Bit Rainbow Dash and her friends are surprised by the "quality" of stallions bidding on the kiss she offers at a charity auction. The winner, however, is the biggest surprise of them all. by The Descendant 17,962 words · 21,469 views · 2,450 likes · 84 dislikes
  • May I Sleep on You? Spike presents Twilight with a deep and compelling argument as to why she should be his bed for the night. TwiSpike cuddle time abounds... by jkbrony 2,620 words · 7,524 views · 850 likes · 17 dislikes
  • A Hearth's Warming Romance Sparity for Hearth's Warming with Twilight antics. by Path_of_cloud 5,018 words · 8,262 views · 515 likes · 10 dislikes
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Thanks for the follow.

Yeah, I'd be down to collab on something. I've been sitting on this wonderful snugglefic for a while now, and if we can work together, I'm sure we can make it shine. If you're interested, send me a private message.

Oh shit
THE The Abyss just declared a snuggle war on me
Time to execute the Schlieffen Plan and start digging the trenches
(I am also very open to collabs in case we want to go the League of Nations Route with this)

The undisputed master of pony snuggles

Oh really?:trixieshiftright:

This means war!:twilightblush:

2448190 It looks so good! his styles so dope!

2448180 Commission. Expensive but worth, since he's got my frat glasses and everything. http://meowjacky.deviantart.com/

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Kickass avatar! where'd you get it!?:pinkiegasp:

2448065 the twilight and spike one!:ajsmug:

What contest?

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