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CategoricalGrant

I write stories about cuddling ponies because when I try to cuddle people they scream and run away

CategoricalGrant Joined 14th Aug, 2014 · Offline

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John 17:3

"Now this is eternal life: that they know you, the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom you have sent."

Stories with Audio Readings!

  • Cuddle Time Princess Luna contacts you, a Royal Guard, in order to procure some semi-platonic affection in the form of cuddles. by CategoricalGrant 2,435 words · 376 · 13
  • Cuddle Time...Again! Princess Luna calls you back to her room again to relentlessly snuggle you...and play truth or dare! by CategoricalGrant 3,290 words · 376 · 18
  • Human, it's Cold Outside! Princess Celestia and Princess Luna REALLY don't want you leaving the castle in this weather, but they're also gonna cuddle the heck out of you if you stay. A play off the classic holiday song. by CategoricalGrant 2,176 words · 594 · 26
  • Mane 6 Mistletoe Simulator Ever wanted to meet your favorite pony (or two...or more) under the mistletoe? Here's your chance! by CategoricalGrant 7,866 words · 207 · 16
  • Celestial Crush Princess Celestia has a huge crush on you, but you haven't quite figured it out yet. by CategoricalGrant 2,644 words · 366 · 22
Too lazy to read? You can listen to these stories instead!

My Best Work!

  • Finding Purpose Princess Luna shows an itinerant Spike the nightmares that his friends have in his absence, in an attempt to convince him to return to Ponyville. by CategoricalGrant 22,047 words · 94 · 8
  • General "Spikewall" Dragon Spike and Starlight Glimmer attempt to get revenge on Twilight for marginalizing them by hijacking an Equestrian Civil War reenactment. by CategoricalGrant 8,386 words · 548 · 14
  • General George S. Dragon Spike and Twilight face off again during a reenactment, this time on the battlefields of World War 2. Sequel to "General Spikewall Dragon". by CategoricalGrant 15,033 words · 289 · 11
  • Human, it's Cold Outside! Princess Celestia and Princess Luna REALLY don't want you leaving the castle in this weather, but they're also gonna cuddle the heck out of you if you stay. A play off the classic holiday song. by CategoricalGrant 2,176 words · 594 · 26
  • Rarity Gets Jealous Rarity notices Spike spending a lot of time with another mare and doesn't like it one bit. by CategoricalGrant 11,604 words · 619 · 43
The stories I'm most proud of!
Jul
19th
2018

Arrived at Trotcon! · 7:00pm Last Thursday

I hope to see some of you at Trotcon this weekend! Come to my Fanfiction panel Sunday morning and gimme a hug if you see me as Princess Celestia :3

Report CategoricalGrant · 35 views · #Trotcon #pony #convention #panel #weekend #Sunday #hi #hug #see

Favorite Stories

  • Every Little Bit Rainbow Dash and her friends are surprised by the "quality" of stallions bidding on the kiss she offers at a charity auction. The winner, however, is the biggest surprise of them all. by The Descendant 17,962 words · 2,493 · 84
  • May I Sleep on You? Spike presents Twilight with a deep and compelling argument as to why she should be his bed for the night. TwiSpike cuddle time abounds... by jkbrony 2,620 words · 869 · 17
  • A Hearth's Warming Romance Sparity for Hearth's Warming with Twilight antics. by Path_of_cloud 5,018 words · 523 · 10
Stories that I return to read: again and again and again.
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Admiral Biscuit
Admiral Biscuit #122 · Last Friday · · ·
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Thanks for the follow!

Yamata no Aedan
Yamata no Aedan #120 · 1 week ago · · ·
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:rainbowlaugh: Love your short bio! Ah, the infinite wonders and applications of Deadpan Snarkery! Good stories too! Can't help but laugh my head off at the... questionable... misfortune of the human characters. Plus, cuddles. Can't go wrong with that... At least, I hope not.

CategoricalGrant
CategoricalGrant #119 · 1 week ago · · ·
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Not I- and I’m glad you can’t say no either!

Silver Fork
Silver Fork #118 · 1 week ago · · ·
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Who could say no to cuddling ponies?

Olden Bronie
Olden Bronie #117 · 1 week ago · · ·
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You're very welcome! I thought I'd been following you before but realized my error this morning. I've enjoyed several of your stories.

CategoricalGrant
CategoricalGrant #115 · 2 weeks ago · · ·
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Ah, I missed this! I’m glad you like it- it’s true

CapNTilfy
CapNTilfy #114 · 2 weeks ago · · ·
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I simply came here to say that your bio cracks me up. That is all. :pinkiehappy:

CategoricalGrant
CategoricalGrant #113 · May 26th · · ·
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I’m so glad! :pinkiehappy:
Feel free to PM me anytime!

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