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EAlpha Predator
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
The scariest, most intimidating and powerful creatures of the everfree have come together to discuss the one true monster of the forest. Zecora.
Fluttershy
Zecora
Jest · 2.5k words · 79 1 · 652 views
TBorn In Light, Forged In Darkness
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Drama
Twilight Sparkle's entrance exam has not gone well, she cannot hatch the dragon egg and in her desperation has begun to panic. Little does she know failure is going to be the least of her worries.
Gore
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Rainbow Dash
Celestia
Tirek
Pear Butter
Jest · 201k words · 464 53 · 6.2k views
TThe Infestation of Equiss Prime
MLP: FiM
Starcraft
Dark
Adventure
Sci-Fi
The queen of blades has just launched her newest weapon, a ship designed to infest an entire planet in secret, readying the planet for the true invasion. This ship vanished after launch and crash landed on a distant world filled with colorful ponies.
Profanity
Crossover
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Celestia
Jest · 159k words · 650 43 · 5.4k views
TThe Night Before The Headless Horseman Stole Christmas
Equestria Girls
Comedy
Random
A drunk Rainbow Dash tries to tell a spooky story and it goes about as well as you might expect.
Narcotics
Violence
Profanity
Human
CMCs
Rainbow Dash (EqG)
Jest · 2.8k words · 12 2 · 151 views
ECrank Yankers
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
The telephone has finally come to Ponyville! Which means only one thing to Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash, another opportunity to prank ponies!
Alt. Universe
Rainbow Dash
Pinkie
Jest · 1.6k words · 12 4 · 150 views
EA Brony Raids Area 51
MLP: FiM
Random
A man raids area 51, it goes surprisingly well.
Human
Alt. Universe
Main 6
Anon
Jest · 2.1k words · 59 19 · 909 views
ESpeed Date
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Celestia is lonely, and looking for company, things quickly go down hill from there.
Alt. Universe
Celestia
Luna
Chrysalis
Jest · 3.5k words · 80 9 · 833 views
ETrue Form
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Random
Twilight and Chrysalis have come a long way in their relationship over the years. As their wedding looms, Twilight is about to learn a terrible secret.
Twilight
Chrysalis
Jest · 5.9k words · 301 27 · 3.1k views
EA Typical Day Of Crusading
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
A normal day of crusading is interupted by Sweeite Belle getting possessed by a demon. So, about the average saturday really.
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Spike
Celestia
Derpy
CMCs
Jest · 3.4k words · 27 6 · 336 views
EPinkie Pie Ruins Everything
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Pinkie Pie ruins everyone's day by ensuring they make informed decisions.
Anthro
Crossover
Pinkie
Rumble
Button Mash
Jest · 2.1k words · 28 10 · 356 views

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Stories I'm proud of

Born In Light, Forged In Darkness Twilight Sparkle's entrance exam has not gone well, she cannot hatch the dragon egg and in her desperation has begun to panic. Little does she know failure is going to be the least of her worries. by Jest 201,148 words · 464 · 53
Rarity, I'm pretty sure you're dead. Twilight is pretty sure her friend Rarity is dead, err undead. by Jest 2,278 words · 272 · 31
The Infestation of Equiss Prime The queen of blades has just launched her newest weapon, a ship designed to infest an entire planet in secret, readying the planet for the true invasion. This ship vanished after launch and crash landed on a distant world filled with colorful ponies. by Jest 159,294 words · 650 · 43
Destiny Reforged An average man died an average death while in a different world, Celestia has perished during the changeling invasion. Death is not the end for either of these people and with the power of a star their destinies will be reforged. by Jest 6,275 words · 322 · 45

ETwilightning
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Twilight taps into the power of lightning itself to perfect a new form of teleportation. The theory is sound; what could go wrong?
Twilight
Spike
Bok · 5.1k words · 2,185 25 · 21k views
ETantabus, Mk. II
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Drama
Random
Slice of Life
An attempt by Luna to update the Tantabus to spread good dreams has a few unexpected results. Self-aware ones.
Twilight
Luna
OC
Tantabus
Rambling Writer · 16k words · 2,664 34 · 21k views
THard Reset
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Twilight gives her life to stop a changeling invasion. Repeatedly.
Twilight
Spike
Chrysalis
Eakin · 36k words · 7,466 118 · 87k views
ESun Princess
MLP: FiM
Sad
Slice of Life
In the final days of her life, an exceptionally faithful student muses on the subject of her perfect and immortal mentor Applejack.
Applejack
Winona
Skywriter · 1.7k words · 3,050 42 · 26k views
TThe Enchanted Library
MLP: FiM
Romance
Adventure
When one fateful search through the Everfree Forest leads Rarity to a secret library inhabited by the spirit of an ancient alicorn princess, she realises that it may be time to start believing in fairy tales.
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Rarity
Discord
Main 6
CMCs
Monochromatic · 340k words · 3,669 53 · 39k views
TNosflutteratu
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Slice of Life
Twilight Sparkle had been looking forward to a quiet, relaxing day with a friend, but when Twilight discovers Fluttershy's appetite for blood, the knowledge proves to be anything but relaxing...
Fluttershy
Twilight
Main 6
Charcoal Quill · 15k words · 2,546 34 · 33k views
EWords Failed Her
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Slice of Life
A mind-altering "curse" threatens Ponyville and Twilight has to stop it... by giving up reading.
Twilight
Spike
Nonsanity · 7.2k words · 2,307 30 · 20k views
EVoyage's End
MLP: FiM
What happens when your entire understanding of the universe is flipped upside down by something as simple as a message in a bottle?
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Celestia
Luna
OC
Other
The DM · 7.2k words · 2,592 35 · 25k views
EA Legion Of One
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
During its two year search for Shepard, the lone Geth discovered a world unlike anywhere else in the galaxy.
Crossover
Twilight
Other
GeneralLiberator · 20k words · 1,443 16 · 11k views
EMoonlight Palaver
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Drama
Upon Nightmare Moon's return, the leaders of other nations gather to discuss the situation. They're not especially happy about it.
Celestia
OC
Carabas · 6.9k words · 1,019 10 · 11k views
TNecromancy For Foals
MLP: FiM
Romance
Dark
Adventure
Far from Canterlot and forced to work in gem mines for cruel Diamond Dogs, a young unicorn named Bone Marrow's pursuit of his cutiemark reveals a unique talent: raising the dead.
Gore
Alt. Universe
Celestia
OC
Other
Queen Sanguine Dreams · 112k words · 2,203 30 · 16k views
TTwilight Sparkle of the Royal Guard: The Rising
MLP: FiM
Romance
Adventure
Decurion Twilight Sparkle of the Canterlot Royal Guard does her best to navigate tricky professional relationships while also keeping a quirky girlfriend happy.
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Spitfire
OC
Other
Cadance
King of Beggars · 172k words · 1,859 24 · 16k views
TIf You Came to Conquer
MLP: FiM
Dark
Drama
Nightmare Moon won. She defeated Celestia, broke the Elements, banished the sun. This all happened a very long time ago. So long ago, that she has had plenty of time to change her mind. Not that fixing it will be simple.
Death
Violence
Alt. Universe
Celestia
Luna
Discord
Nightmare Moon
cleverpun · 5.8k words · 1,824 24 · 21k views
TYou Too Will Deteriorate
MLP: FiM
Dark
Drama
Slice of Life
She looked just like Princess Celestia, except marred and broken. Her ceremonial barding had rusted slightly. Black streaks ran through her mane. Worst was the scar across her chest. The tarnished Celestia smiled at Luna. "H-hello, monster."
Violence
Suicide / Self Harm
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Celestia
Luna
Nightmare Moon
Cadance
cleverpun · 9.8k words · 1,377 17 · 11k views
TStardust
MLP: FiM
Dark
Can Twilight earn the trust and friendship of people who are by nature suspicious and hostile to anything that isn't 'human'?
Gore
Crossover
Human
Twilight
Discord
Arad · 217k words · 5,454 96 · 59k views
EPinkie Pie Is An Eldritch Abomination
MLP: FiM
Dark
Random
Twilight's study of Pinkie's abilities lead to horrifying conclusions.
Twilight
PonyAmorous · 2k words · 1,003 11 · 15k views
TThe Three Sisters
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Sad
Shining Armor and Cadence's spell reveals something completely unexpected.
Rarity
OC
Diamond Dogs
Chrysalis
Wanderer D · 6.1k words · 3,693 63 · 48k views
EJust Two Clones, Having Dinner
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
When Twilight's clone escapes from Queen Chrysalis, she eventually discovers yet another clone in hiding.
Other
Summer Dancer · 6.7k words · 628 5 · 6.1k views