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After having told the world's funniest joke, Pinkie Pie ascends to alicornhood. Discord is less than pleased by this.


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This is not the funniest joke in the world.
It is only a tribute.

Quail #3 · 2 weeks ago · · ·

The forth wall couldn't pass the joke trough to our reality and just performed an emergency shut down

Jest #4 · 2 weeks ago · · ·

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You actually read the joke, but blacked out as soon as you finished.

Damn, the joke really was reader not knowing the joke. (Tbh I think discord was right about those last statements he made.)

PANTYHOSE WARRIOR!

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The joke is a cognitohazard that was thankfully removed by Foundation's webcrawler, [I/O-SILVER].

Anyhow, it was a very [REDACTED] story, Gave me a good █ █ █ █ █!

Reminds me of monty python sketch where the deadliest joke is invented and anyone who reads it dies of laughter

:pinkiesmile: "Guess what?"
:ajbemused: "What?"
:pinkiehappy: "CHICKEN BUTT!"

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Bro why in the 001 did you redact “Laugh” ?

“Augh I am surrounded by idiots,” Discord muttered to himself, running a hand down his face and across the finish line.

Relatable, Scar also agrees.


All right, I’ve been wracking my brain over this and I figured it out. It’s more hilarious than the word hilarious can convey! The joke was

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It wasn't even that hard to decipher.

That's the point, ███████!

Bro why in the 001 did you redact “Laugh” ?

Something something, pattern screamers.

Best joke ever! :pinkiehappy:

Guys. I figured it out! It took me over ten hours to calm down from laughing, it really is the greatest joke ever! Here, let me tell it.

"Knock knock", "Who's there?",

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Oh I get it it was so absolutely hilarious. That are minds had to wipe it from our memories. For the knowledge of the joke is too much for our mere human brains. We are not ready for such knowledge.

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I skipped a couple hours this way, trying to read it over and over.

Pinkie Pie took a deep breath, opened her mouth and the world exploded in a fit of *whiteboard smack* LAUGH.

if you know where the whiteboard smack comes from, you're a ***s.

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput

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uhhhh.. can you say that in english please?

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ohhhhh.. this entire story is based on Monty Python.... of cause, XD

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apperently that is an insult to the Bavarains, and is a hogdepogde of words, some doesn't exist, the joke in English: What does the Bavarian do when it’s lunch time? Yes! He jumps over the fence towards the Oder, read at your own ris

Does this imply that the others could become alicorns if they did something that exemplified their element enough for Harmony to be impressed?

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It's the funniest joke in the world from Monty Python

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yea, i can guess, it "won WW2," sa the video, it was good. :)

This reminds me of the longest shock ever told which happened to be a lengthy story with a single punchline. A good one I think.

Usually I don't like when shows give the punchline but not the joke. But you didn't do that so I could have a laugh despite assuming we wouldn't really hear it after so much build up ....

... Though this also reminds me of the time when Maud destroyed discord at the comedy club. Runs in the family I suppose

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