• Concocting
• Planning
• Writing
• Cooling down
• Editing/redrafting
• Publishing
• Resting/procrastinating
• Busy elsewhere
• Lots of the above things at once
• On hiatus

ABSOLUTE
total
madness

Which means it should be pretty obvious to all who read anything of mine which of it whose writing I've taken seriously and whose I haven't.

But I could help by listing them.

Serious stuff: Mini Mysteries, Celestia of Equestria's tonic experiment, On and off the Pitch (coming soon!), Frontman, anything that isn't a one-shot tagged Comedy/Random.

I write well/badly depending on... I don't know yet. The zone? Yes, I think so.

Strengths: dialogue-heavy multi-parters
Weaknesses: every one-shot ever

At my best, EqD-featured author whose stories will drive you insane but keep you interested.
At my worst, 'barely any words'-vomiting madman whose garbage is destined to r/wooosh readers maliciously and deserves every downvote it gets.

Also, I like blogging article-esque bits and pieces, such as Ranking Lists, predictions, essay-like opinion columns and whatever ends up passing on the frequency 'maybe good idea'.

Anything else?

‘Just look at it!’ Rarity was saying. ‘Honestly! I fail to grasp the significance of these minimalist pretensions afflicting the walls of our art galleries these days. They’re dismal at the best of times. Why must we eat with them?’
– Rarity night

Gambling takes a special kind of arrogance; it means you think you have a chance.
– Celestia of Equestria's tonic experiment

What really gets me, though, is when the nurses stick on the radio and what I’m hearing hasn’t changed – it’s still the sound of money. That’s what upsets me most. That’s the biggest disappointment of all.
– The Sound of Muzak

‘It was,’ said Applejack, ‘and that’s how most of us go in the end. There’s no ceremony to it – we slowly fall apart.’
– One world less

‘I must destroy you, Luna – utterly and completely, and not just out of necessity, oh, dear me, no! In light of the fact that you are my sister, it becomes a moral duty.’
– Hat tricks

[She] was meat and hair now, no more a pony than a fire was coal and flame.
– Dark recesses

‘Novelty and the unorthodox,’ she said in hushed tones. ‘It’s all about novelty and the unorthodox.’
Vinyl scratched her head.
‘Eh?’
‘You must present yourself as a visionary, my friend – a progressive mind. You must do this via your demeanour and your music.’
– Octavia's lesson

You see, season five is important. Season five is very important. Season five is perhaps the most significant of the seasons that did not air (for in this universe, not one of them was deemed good enough). Do you see what I did there? I used no pronouns as subjects, and I utilised triadic structure to hammer home each point emphatically! How delightful! And that is acceptable on its own, for I consider it an interjection.
– Its Just Bad Grammer