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RaritySimper44


I am the guy stocking shelves at Publix and the same man giving you the classic Luigi death glare when you ask me to go look in the back for your Cheerios.

Apr
17th
2022

MERRY EASTERMAS MY CHILDREN!!! · 6:36pm April 17th

Be sure to get drunk and start fights in the name of easter tradition. Oh and eat yourselves to death you fat bastards!

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My gender: Please refer to rule 30 of the internet.
My zodiac sign: Aquarius. Or Capricorn I don't even know 100 percent to be perfectly honest.
Favorite movie genre: Horror.
My favorite pony: Big Macintosh.
My second favorite pony: Starlight Glimmer is a close second, ironic since I hated her at first. Now she's practically my waifu.
Favorite music genres: Rock, Country.
Workout routine: 50-300 push-ups daily sometimes an ab roller. If I'm not feeling too lazy.
Job: Stock clerk.
Mode of transportation: Cruiser Bike.
Favorite animal: cat. Dogs are lovely too though.
Favorite wild animal: The wolf.
Favorite mythical animal: Dragon.
My bucket list: Start a family, own a house, get a car, publish a book officially
Ego: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!
Work ethic: needs work.
1 weird thing I do when I'm alone: I dance.
Favorite television show: Rick and Morty. Ironic isn't it?
age: 90's baby.

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Thanks for the fave.

Thanks for adding A Midnight Stroll to your favorites!

3090774
Wtf who even are you?

Comment posted by Swisher deleted Oct 22nd, 2021
Comment posted by Swisher deleted Oct 22nd, 2021

Thanks a lot for the follow!

3028751
Yeah, uh, I actually just became suspicious of that. I thought it was directed towards me at first, saying that there would be more categories in the group tomorrow. Lol.

3028750
They don't say anything about it. Thanks for the clarification!

3027113
Sorry sir, were all out of those right now. We should have more tomorrow.

3027328
Oh shit, I just realized I replied to the wrong person. Sorry.

3028749
I think its allowed. read the rules, if it doesn't say you can't then have at it.

Hi. It's me again, lol. Sorry if you feel like I'm bothering you.

I've got another question related to the Humans Cuddling Cute Ponies group. Is self-promotion allowed there?

Thanks!

3027328
Awesome! You have a great day too!

3003912
Yeah sorry sir, well have more tomorrow have a good day!

Hey man are y'all out of cheerios?

3003760
Oh, you forgot you were the maker? Huh, I just figured you hadn't been up to working in the group.

Alright, cool! Again, it's an awesome group, thanks for making it!

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SORRY I didn't realize i was the maker of this group, I'll look into making more categories as soon as I have the time!

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Apr
17th
2022

MERRY EASTERMAS MY CHILDREN!!! · 6:36pm April 17th

Be sure to get drunk and start fights in the name of easter tradition. Oh and eat yourselves to death you fat bastards!

Report RaritySimper44 · 26 views ·

Useless info about me you'll never care about

Gender: refer to rule 30.
Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Age: 90's baby.
Work ethic: needs work.
Work-out routine: 50-300 pushups daily.