• Member Since 20th May, 2021
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Captain Neckbeard


Creating prose through the power of majestic facial hair (Hey/Dude)

Blog Posts
5

  • 13 weeks
    Milestone

    I thought "No Explanation Necessary" could break 4000 views by the time it reached one year old. I was wrong. It already did.
    So holy shit, a LOT of you like random bullshit involving the funny green man. It has more views than all my other stories combined. It has more votes than all my other stories combined. It's the elephant in the room, and compared to all the "effort" I put into it, it is by far my most popular fic.

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    0 comments · 37 views
  • 35 weeks
    Anniversary

    As of today I've been a part of Fimfiction for one year. I'm kind of a latecomer, yes, but I only felt so inspired last year to actually make an account, and start publishing stories. I hope that inspiration won't wane, and I'll be here in the years to come.
    If you came here, you might as well read some statistics. In one year, I have:

    • Published 29 360 words, spanning 6 stories
    • Wrote 4 blogposts (including this one)
    • Accumulated 28 followers

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    2 comments · 53 views
  • 36 weeks
    My Ars Poetica

    I think I finally realized my ars poetica. It could be summed up in this one simple animated image.

    Expect more stories, just don't expect them to strictly adhere to canon (or at all).

    0 comments · 39 views
  • 63 weeks
    Being featured, how does it work? + Jinglemas 2021

    Hey my dear Followers!

    Here comes another (mostly) unnecessary blog post from your homie, Neckbeard.
    So here's the deal: I wrote this really silly one-shot story, the one I tagged, and how, I'm still not entirely sure, but it got featured. It was in the featured box for three days straight, and it even hit the #1 spot for like, half a day. I know this shouldn't be a big deal, but this was the first time it happened during my short Fimfic career.

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    0 comments · 99 views
  • 66 weeks
    My first blog post

    So just thought about making a blog post, because why not, and I didn't make one yet. There won't be anything overly interesting here, it's actually just a test how many would read a random-ass blog post of a random-ass user.

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    0 comments · 95 views
May
15th
2022

My Ars Poetica · 4:15am May 15th, 2022

I think I finally realized my ars poetica. It could be summed up in this one simple animated image.

Expect more stories, just don't expect them to strictly adhere to canon (or at all).

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3180207
Thanks for thinking about me then.
Have a nice day, chap.

3180205
Meh, nothing special. Just wanted to stop by.

3180179
Hi.
So, what got the brain juices flowing?

Hey Captain

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