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Princesses

>when in the final editing pass before posting, you realize a "princesses" was left in, despite they not being such in the story
Yeah, such is when certain characters are always depicted in the same era, and the same roles. Conventions are a powerful thing. I also got used to "princess" so much when I referred to Celestia or Luna in the story, that early on, I actively hunted for the moniker to edit it out.
They aren't princesses. Not yet.
Just a funny thing I wanted to share.
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2 weeks
Dropping writing

I'm about to fucking leave this shit behind. After Council is fully posted, I won't write a single word. It's just all pointless. For what, that 30 upvotes? Please. I'm a relic of the past, that thinks he can make it with his relic-of-the-past stories. I just won't bother. I'll just walk off the stage, thank you.
There is no shame in admitting defeat when you're beaten, innit?
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7 weeks
[SPONSORED CONTENT] If you love dragons, give it a look!

My long-time friend, The Psychopath, recently reached a milestone in his writing endeavors, and published a full-lenght novel for the first time. Reverting Scales is a fantasy tale, starring a dragoness named Naydrus. If that's up your alley, follow the link provided. And if you read it, tell him what you think, authors love feedback!
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9 weeks
It's out!

My first long-form story, By the Will of the Council, featuring a young Celestia and Luna, is getting released... NOW!
Accompany the not-yet-royal sisters on the first of their many journeys that shaped Equestria, and find out about the past they never spoke about.
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19 weeks
Progress update - what is to come

Hello to everyone reading this (all five of you, yes)!
If you've been wondering about the radio silence recently, and thought I abandoned what I was writing, then I have some good news: My story focusing on Luna and Celestia is almost complete. (I'd say, the manuscript is 95% written). The way I put that (the absence of "Princess", and also, the order of their names) is on purpose.
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Ongoing and updating

TBy the Will of the Council

Sent to Equestria by their tribe, Celestia and Luna have to uncover their kin's most sacred artifact. During the mission however, Luna starts to realize there might be more important things to find than a mere artifact.

Captain Neckbeard · 49k words · 32 2 · 323 views

May

15th

2022

My Ars Poetica · 4:15am May 15th, 2022

I think I finally realized my ars poetica. It could be summed up in this one simple animated image.

Expect more stories, just don't expect them to strictly adhere to canon (or at all).

Report Captain Neckbeard · 99 views · #you should read this #S1-2 rulz

TBy the Will of the Council
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Drama
Sent to Equestria by their tribe, Celestia and Luna have to uncover their kin's most sacred artifact. During the mission however, Luna starts to realize there might be more important things to find than a mere artifact.
Violence
Alt. Universe
Celestia
Luna
OC
Discord
Other
Captain Neckbeard · 49k words · 32 2 · 323 views
TPut on the GOOD Shit, Sister!
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
What would a princess do in the case of a(nother) changeling invasion?
Violence
Profanity
Celestia
Luna
Changelings
Captain Neckbeard · 1000 words · 36 7 · 911 views
TPredator
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Princess Celestia gets shot down over uncharted territory, and she is stuck in a jungle full of changelings. But is it truly her who is stuck?
Gore
Violence
Celestia
Chrysalis
Changelings
Captain Neckbeard · 9.2k words · 103 18 · 1.5k views
EThe Duchess of Canterlot
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Noblestallion Jet Set asks Celestia to preside over his wedding. Tired of the long-standing custom, Celestia decides to pull a little prank. A big one, actually...
Alt. Universe
Celestia
Other
Cadance
Captain Neckbeard · 4k words · 103 9 · 1.8k views
ESanta SPEED!
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Among all her other responsibilities on Hearth's Warming Eve, Rainbow Dash forgets about the present for somepony dear to her. Good thing RD can always get creative on a whim.
Rainbow Dash
Scootaloo
Captain Neckbeard · 4k words · 15 2 · 297 views
TNo Explanation Necessary
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
>barges into your fanfiction site >drops story >refuses to elaborate further >leaves
Celestia
Luna
Cadance
Main 6
Anon
Captain Neckbeard · 2.1k words · 284 40 · 4.9k views