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Captain Neckbeard


Creating prose through the power of majestic facial hair (Hey/Dude)

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>barges into your fanfiction site
>drops story
>refuses to elaborate further
>leaves

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 65 )

what the hell did i just read?

So, what was the point, I'm sure there was but I can't understand, could you explain it?

I loved every second of this xD

PiMan #4 · Nov 5th, 2021 · · ·

I'm not convinced by that chapter title.
I'm not convinced there's an actual story here.

Giga chad grindset:
>Do stuff without explanation.
>Get questioned.
>Refuse to elaborate further.
>leave.
#truegrindneverends
#sigmasuperiority

Anon turning that Grindset into a mindset

your honor, my client simply just did a little trolling.

Didn't read
Still liked and favorited

>Reads story
>mentions cicada version of meme
>refuses to update stories
>leaves

Comment posted by Max hunter deleted Dec 25th, 2021

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>Make something that virgin omegas do not understand.
>Leave.

#SigmaSuperiority
#SigmasOnly

ROBCakeran53
Moderator

Ligma balls.

We engage in a minor amount of tomfoolery.

11039540
If you expect to understand something that presents itself like this, you don't understand words.

I'm a simple guy.
I saw the gigachad-anon and crawled out of my cave. Will be reading later...

He's simply built different.

Why does this feel like a game of everyone is Dave?

I feel like this story wanted to talk to me about my vehicle's extended warranty.

I got a good laugh out of this.

This was fun, though the old description was better.

Of corse the enteractive pony would say "are you a spy" as I liked this after reading the authors note.

11041012
What did the old description said?

11041072
“>barges into your fanfiction site
>drops story
>refuses to elaborate further
>leaves“

I think it matched the story a bit better.

[EDIT] Wait, the short description still says that. Nevermind.

11039537
Obvious Perfection... Somehow.
And maybe a scam.
We'll get back to you later with the details of your purchase.

Story in a nutshell:

Anon is a troll.

Anon is such a troll that he disrupts people's everyday lives by busting down people's doors and doing things they find aggrivating.

Anon being the annoying personification of the internet that he is, offers absolutely no explination for why he is being an annoying piece of !@#$.

Bravo, I have never read another story that has felt like a more complete waste of time in my life.

#ThumbsUp #IHateThisStory #WhyIsThisAThing?!

I wanted to stay "in character" so far, but now that this story made its rounds, I guess I will speak up.
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>Anon being the annoying personification of the internet that he is, offers absolutely no explanation for why he is being an annoying piece of !@#$.
Basically, yes. That's the whole "point" of the story. Besides that, it's all based on the meme. I thought that image with the short description would be funny, and would draw attention. I guess it worked... Think of it as a social experiment, more like. The story itself was really just an afterthought. I kinda wish my future normal story(ies) would do at least this well though. That would be a hoot!
But thanks for reading anyway. You were all fa... a great audience! :scootangel:

>Anon goes the Crystal Empire to bother Cadence
>Cadence doesn't say "Hi Anon!"
FUCKINING
R U I N E D

reported, and called the cops

11041659
:facehoof: Shit, you're right. Missed the 3-point ball.

And with these acts, Discord was fed for another three moons. Unexplained acts of chaos and literal discord are his meat and teacup, after all.

Oh I get it! The horse's NAME was Friday!

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who the hell is steve jobs

ah, Monday and only tiny horse coffee?

What a chad :moustache:

Seems like anon just decided on that day he would grind for the sigma grindset :trollestia:

Jolly should read this, that one word definitely won't trigger his PTSD or something.

Yes, I did wait a week before favorite-ing this story.
Why?

Well, I'm built different, that's why.

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