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Captain Neckbeard


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What would a princess do in the case of a(nother) changeling invasion?

An entry in the Thousand Words contest, under the /schizo/ category.

UPDATE: Profanity no longer censored in the title

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K-kino...

One final button push, and she was changed back into her usual regalia.

I gotta say this one really did crack me up. Good shit, in both meanings of the word, I hope the judges will appreciate it.

I kinda want to adapt it as canon in the work that I am writing, can I? Luvit

Is... is this a c-crackfic!?
Aaaaa!
Save me jannyman!

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Thanks. But it's not like I'd want or could challenge you. It's always the artsy-feelsy-deepy stuff that win in these contests anyway. I just wrote this for fun, and if there's a contest, like why not, but I don't intend to win or anything.

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Only if it's cringe. But go ahead.

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But it's not like I'd want or could challenge you

That's super flattering, but you're vastly underselling yourself. I couldn't write something like Gleaming's adventures. (Plus there are different categories anyways, my le trees are in SoL, yours would fit in Comedy. I think you should nominate it just for giggles.)

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I wonder how the janitor's cat is called.

"By the ancients, this is just like last time! During the wedding of the little pink whore!"

That got a laugh, especially imagining it in her voice.

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you're vastly underselling yourself

I'm not going on a humility contest with you, so I just gonna say thanks.:pinkiehappy:
>Gleaming
Too bad I'm not actually writing that one right now, and it's *Glitter anyway, but thanks for the continued interest! That story might also come out one day. But before that, everyone will get some more duo-alicorn action.

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it's *Glitter anyway

I think I'll go and find myself a nice deep hole to hide in. Sorry, I've no clue why I messed up the name.

But before that, everyone will get some more duo-alicorn action.

I am glad to see, however, that this is still coming around.

Um in the authors notes was that the song used?

... Well. That happened. Take your damn upvote and fav.
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This.

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I really don't wanna explain the joke here. I mean, the ending of the story provides such good clues. Or I'm just too much of a boomer?
And KINO just means kino.

I see they went the route of the first SpongeBob mo vie as their solution. Awesome.

But he couldn't finish his sentence, as a changeling appeared behind him, and started munching on his head.

that would indeed make it difficult to finish one’s sentence

Luna grabbed a slice of toast in her mouth, as she didn't have anymore time to eat it, and galloped to her emergency changeling room.

animé

But before that, Luna pushed a button on the wall, and the machinery of the room (it was Rarity's design) put on her clown outfit.

i do wonder what Rarity thinks of her machinery being used to put on clown outfits

"Tell me, my dear sister: What was the best cake you ever ate? Describe it to me."

"Really Chrysalis, that's the best you can do?" came the answer, and Celestia's horn lit up too.

if i were Chrysalis that would indeed be my response to such a challenge

Sitting upon his throne of clouds, the Creator of Absolutely Everything was reading a book written in a nonexistent language. He turned over another page, sighing at the book's lack of quality. Good thing he was almost at the end by then.

aww, self-deprecating meta is always fun


well that certainly was something! reminds me of the fanfics i read as a child way back in the day. thank you for writing!

There’s something weirdly hilarious about censoring profanity in the title, only to deploy it in the very first sentence of the story.

I must go to Canterlot at once!

She said, apparently not in Canterlot despite having just been speaking to a member of its nobility. :trixieshiftright:

In all, this one fell flat for me. A passable attempt at sisterly banter, but overall this just felt like random flailing in the hopes that comedy would somehow happen. I regret to inform you that for the most part, it did not. Not for me anyway; such is the peril of such a subjective experience.

The synopsis hinted of a schizo comedy, and it sure lived up to expectations. In fact, I found the Twisted Sisters to be a laugh. :pinkiehappy:

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Why can't I upvote a comment more than once?! Finally, someone got that reference! :yay:
I was starting to think I was too subtle with that one, but luckily, us boomers are still around, eh? :twilightsheepish:

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I actually haven't much knowledge (or music) about them, but I do play a lot of music on my comp, all kinds of stuff, and the two in my playlist are awesome. It's well deserving of a cool fanfic to go. :coolphoto:

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