Chrysalis has a pirate ship now. Unfortunately, most of Equestria is landlocked, but that won't stop her.
If my timing is correct, this story will come out immediately after a sad story about a suicidal Sunburst from someone else on the new stories page. I just thought that was funny. Still, it doesn't seem bad, so maybe go read it
EDIT: YES! THANK YOU POST QUEUE, YOU TIMED IT PERFECTLY!
Okay, I usually don't enjoy comedies BUT this was a great read. Faved.
So... was Chrysalis drunk or were you? Can't argue with the results either way. This little bit of nonsense was quite fun.
Was that a bug innuendo?
That sounds like a bug innuendo.
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Nope.
Literal plushies of the changeling king.
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Oh I got that.
But it also sounds like an innuendo. :p
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SANDWICHED BETWEEN THE BUG ASSES WAS CADENCE HERSELF
Well! This was certainly a delightful read. It's not often I find a comedy fic that gets an out loud chuckle from me, but you accomplished it!
I was gonna link to a YouTube Poop I thought of from the title alone, but I'm glad I did not, as the pirate theme fell away fairly quickly.
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no no, any good youtube poop is a must watch for me
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Alright, since you asked nicely.
This one is a classic, an example of an early work from the internet era known by historians as the "Pax Dankana."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZoptTPbb9I
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dick on a stick that was good
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Hell yeah!
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Yeah that's the one. XD
Those guys really deserve a raise.
Ouch...
Sounds reasonable.
Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.
Seriously, this deserves more upvotes!
Okay, that was great. And the ending was just perfect.
So I see Chryssie decided to say f*ck it and have fun. While massively trolling Heartbutt. Me likey.
Oof the pain…
Anyways really funny story! I loved it!
She's over qualified
....Pure unadulterated shenanigans....
Random yeah silly. Have a like
ok, you get a favorite for THAT line!