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Chrysalis has a pirate ship now. Unfortunately, most of Equestria is landlocked, but that won't stop her.

If my timing is correct, this story will come out immediately after a sad story about a suicidal Sunburst from someone else on the new stories page. I just thought that was funny. Still, it doesn't seem bad, so maybe go read it

EDIT: YES! THANK YOU POST QUEUE, YOU TIMED IT PERFECTLY!

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Okay, I usually don't enjoy comedies BUT this was a great read. Faved.

So... was Chrysalis drunk or were you? Can't argue with the results either way. This little bit of nonsense was quite fun.

She reappeared back behind a counter inside, looking around in a vain hope for any plush heavy weaponry that wasn't actually plush and contained high explosives. Sadly, none existed, but something else did catch her eye, stuffed between Plush Thoraxes.

Was that a bug innuendo?

That sounds like a bug innuendo.

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Nope.

Literal plushies of the changeling king.

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Oh I got that.

But it also sounds like an innuendo. :p

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SANDWICHED BETWEEN THE BUG ASSES WAS CADENCE HERSELF

Well! This was certainly a delightful read. It's not often I find a comedy fic that gets an out loud chuckle from me, but you accomplished it!

I was gonna link to a YouTube Poop I thought of from the title alone, but I'm glad I did not, as the pirate theme fell away fairly quickly.

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no no, any good youtube poop is a must watch for me

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Alright, since you asked nicely.

This one is a classic, an example of an early work from the internet era known by historians as the "Pax Dankana."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZoptTPbb9I

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dick on a stick that was good

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Yeah that's the one. XD

"Wait, what about the changelings who just jumped overboard?"
"They're grabbing lunch. Gathering by the hundreds under a ship and chucking it miles into the air without breaking it to hit a castle two countries away then immediately flying up onto it without dying is hard work. They deserve it."

Those guys really deserve a raise.

Chrysalis stumbled around the room, stepping on numerous Legos

Ouch...

Like the regal princess she was, Cadence ran away, teleporting inside and shedding excess magic to create a spectacle of neon pink hearts fluttering down in a blanket where she was, both to distract the love hungry creature and also just because it looked pretty.

Sounds reasonable.


Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.
Seriously, this deserves more upvotes!

Okay, that was great. And the ending was just perfect.

So I see Chryssie decided to say f*ck it and have fun. While massively trolling Heartbutt. Me likey.

Chrysalis stumbled around the room, stepping on numerous Legos before slipping on a plush duck and toppling out the window.

Oof the pain…

Anyways really funny story! I loved it!

Chrysalis suddenly whipped around, grinning like an idiot and taking an extravagant and fake bow.

She's over qualified

....Pure unadulterated shenanigans.... :pinkiecrazy:

Random yeah silly. Have a like

and Live Changelings Duct Taped To The Side, Looking Very Pleased With Themselves.

ok, you get a favorite for THAT line! :derpyderp2:

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