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Captain Neckbeard


Creating prose through the power of majestic facial hair (Hey/Dude)

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  • Tuesday
    Princesses

    >when in the final editing pass before posting, you realize a "princesses" was left in, despite they not being such in the story

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  • 2 weeks
    Dropping writing

    I'm about to fucking leave this shit behind. After Council is fully posted, I won't write a single word. It's just all pointless. For what, that 30 upvotes? Please. I'm a relic of the past, that thinks he can make it with his relic-of-the-past stories. I just won't bother. I'll just walk off the stage, thank you.
    There is no shame in admitting defeat when you're beaten, innit?

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  • 7 weeks
    [SPONSORED CONTENT] If you love dragons, give it a look!

    My long-time friend, The Psychopath, recently reached a milestone in his writing endeavors, and published a full-lenght novel for the first time. Reverting Scales is a fantasy tale, starring a dragoness named Naydrus. If that's up your alley, follow the link provided. And if you read

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  • 9 weeks
    It's out!

    My first long-form story, By the Will of the Council, featuring a young Celestia and Luna, is getting released... NOW!
    Accompany the not-yet-royal sisters on the first of their many journeys that shaped Equestria, and find out about the past they never spoke about.

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  • 19 weeks
    Progress update - what is to come

    Hello to everyone reading this (all five of you, yes)!

    If you've been wondering about the radio silence recently, and thought I abandoned what I was writing, then I have some good news: My story focusing on Luna and Celestia is almost complete. (I'd say, the manuscript is 95% written). The way I put that (the absence of "Princess", and also, the order of their names) is on purpose.

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May
15th
2022

My Ars Poetica · 4:15am May 15th, 2022

I think I finally realized my ars poetica. It could be summed up in this one simple animated image.

Expect more stories, just don't expect them to strictly adhere to canon (or at all).

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