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"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

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You've been in Equestria for about a month now, and have had the privilege of becoming friends with Princess Celestia, the land's kind and fair ruler.

Close friends.

Very close friends.

That's probably it though...right?

EDIT: Featured at #3 on 7/2! I'm glad you all enjoyed!
EDIT: #2 on 7/3! Wowza!
EDIT: (Same day) Now with an AUDIO READING by MultiDoomPie!

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Comments ( 111 )

Oh my gosh, that soda bit had me in stitches. Best part of the fic, easily.

mrk
mrk #3 · Jul 2nd, 2018 · · ·

Still a better love story than Twilight.

i loved this it was adorable!

Comment posted by Smjames deleted Jul 2nd, 2018

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The better question is: "Why not?"

AAAAAAA dame now I got to follow you

You receive the opposite Zoidberg:

Your story is good and you should feel good.

Its very refreshing to read short stories like this , that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside it's a nice contrast from action or grimdark crap

“HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM,” you groan at the ceiling in a trance.

A good example of abusing repeated letters or certain sound effects to emphasise your point in the most unusual and misleading way possible.😂😂



Nah I’m just joking. Cute and cuddly as usual! :) Love it!

This was a comedy, I had a feeling Luna wasn't lying

I wanted to be wrong...

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It actually reminds me of that one Vinyl and Ictavia Animation where Octavia gave Vinyl the rest of her sandwich.

You glare at her intensely for a few moments and slowly point a finger at her. “Princess Celestia...You are a strong, independent horse-lady that don’t need no horse-man! Capiche?”

Strong and independent woman!!!

Why do I feel like a large amount of mind altering substances were involved in the creation of this...masterpiece?

I feel like I've seen the flashback bit, including the soda part somewhere before...but I'm laughing too hard to care:rainbowlaugh:

“Hey, uh, you want the rest of this soda? I’m just gonna throw it out otherwise.”

LOL... just like vinyl...

smooth AF!:moustache:

....is this Jason from The Good Place?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAeUbM8PIkw

all of my yes

This was a really great story. Very funny and entertaining. Followed!

The ending with Dimitri was fantastic.

I give this story three out of five sodas.

...So this is what makes it to the Featured Box. Knighty, just...

This is not the horse princess we deserve, but the horse princess we need.

Very well done!:twilightsmile:

Short, simple, adorable, and cute. That's all I've to say.

Suddenly, there is a series of loud knocks on your door.

I was honestly thinking this...

This was a cute story, I hope the author has plans for this universe I'd like to see Celestia and no name given have a date story!

9021481
I do have a Celestia/Human CYOA date story you might like :D

I think I am currently dying of laughter.

9021751
I'm super happy that you found it funny! Thanks :D

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You're welcome. :twilightsheepish:
P.S: Dmitri is new best MLP OC.

This was great :rainbowlaugh:

You perk up an eyebrow. “Is that so? What were the logistics of that during the last millenium? Did you have a red telephone installed in the Sea of Tranquility?”

The sass is strong with this one.

This was extremely dumb but I enjoyed it.

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Do you think the story was bad? If so, don't blame Knighty for this. The way the Featured Box works is it uses an algorithm that shows stories that have been viewed many times and this story has been viewed many times. That isn't on Knighty.

I got a chuckle out of this.

This fic had me dying. I legit think I got a core workout out of that. Appreciate it. :)

Alright, ya got me. I laughed.

9020096
How rude! I'm sure she has plenty of good love stories! :p

Did I like it?

...Not as far as I know...

hMmmMMMMmmmMmMM

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HMHMMMHMMMMMMMM1MMMMMMoneMMMMMMhMMMM
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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Retarded. But I was in the mood for something retarded. I approve.

This is so dumb but I love it

As others have said, this is so ridiculously dumb... I love it! I laughed right up to the end!:rainbowlaugh:

“Sorry I’m late,” you reply. “Toilet clogged. Huge issue.” You take a seat next to Princess Celestia, who seems to be wiggling with excitement.

>_<

“Reveal yourself now, spirit!” you cry raucously. “I do not have time to be haunted by ghosts, I have a very strict loitering schedule to keep!”

Yes. I must be there by 1:30! If I am not, then I could miss my bedtime!

“A fashionable ghost, then,” you mutter quietly to yourself. “How do I know that my rival breakdancing crew from earth didn’t follow me here!? Is this a breakdance feud murder ambush, or worse, a breakdance feud dance-off ambush?”

Oh no! It's my arch-rival breakdancers! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeEEEeeee

“What are you still doing up? It’s like 1:30 pm, you should be asleep, right? Gotta rest up for haunting foals’ dreams at night.”

wtf
I already said that time
HOW
oh well
guess I'm late for loitering XD

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