Being a Princess of Equestria is a hard and lonely job. Princess Cadance knows this firsthoof, and if it wasn't for her faithful husband Shining Armor, she would be grumpy too!
Still, she can't just sit by and watch her beloved aunts waste away in loneliness and anger! Maybe that old mirror hidden in her castle holds a solution...
Cover Art by TJPones
EDIT: Featured like 20 mins after posting (lol nice) on 6/3/19.
EDIT: #1 just a few hours after posting! Glad you all are liking it :3
Chapters (1)
Bring him baaaaaaack!!! STEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!
Noooooo, poor Steve, poorer Lunaaaaaaa 💔
Those poor poor peasants under Luna's mercurial rule...
oh god, poor Cadance got the dumbest person she could have ever found.
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The absolute state of this fandom's degeneracy.
The ending could potentially be set up for a sequel
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Actually I have three different people in my class who are proud that they have a 0.8 I don't know how they did it
And I want another story about how just goes to the human world to bring him back.
She has a whole room for just that see this is why the story needs to be a lot longer
SCP 106: Cha Cha real smooth
Very enjoyable! Memetic bonus points for the literal shaking!
Steve is the kind of wise and experienced love guru we all need in our life
Deny the Princess of the Night her snuggle cushion at thine own peril.
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One does not simply make the Princess of the Night shake.
Now THIS, is art.
Thanks for the story...
You bring back my good mood sir..
SNL anyone? lol
Amazing as always Grant!
I love the connection between Luna and Steve at the end
Also Luna going crazy with the knife killed me, nicely played.
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I love you Luna, you're my little sith lord. Sith lord to tsundere and finally straight to psycho. She's such a lonely little pony. Better go find that Steve before she breaks into the armory Candycane.
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"Peace is a lie, there is only passion"
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I despise you for making me want look it up.
Still, good meme.
Luna's the rare combination of tsundere and yandere
I feel like Steve is a stoner with a stoner accent
You earned a like with the absurdity of it all, but this? This right here? This earned you a favorite and a follow!
Oh, wait, I'm already following you? Dagnabit.
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S-So lewd!
Interesting how ruthless Luna was written here. I suppose there are many other stories that have her like that, but it really stands out in this one.
I came like 20 times. So hot.
More?
Which Bowling Green college?
Oh God, this really needs a follow up.
You could even make a small story from this stuff!
Stories with explicit content are meant to be marked "Mature."
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BGSU! Inside joke.
Ooooooohhhhh boi!
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I wondered. I live outside of Bowling Green, Ky. Where Western Kentucky University is located.
This is a very good one-shot. I would love to read more with Steve and Luna.
LUNdere
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Damn it! I'm literally laughing rite now made my tablet fall
Well this got to be the funniest story I have ever read
9659923 I no, I'm gonna get sick
9659857 Ironically he was very effective.
This was beautiful. Great job!
Loved the ponies reactions in this story. Especially, Luna's though this whole story!
Steve is totally Jason from "The Good Place."
Thank you for posting.
Oh gosh... this totally made my heart all hurty in a good way <3
Hussy lol
Disgusting! To buy his way into Harvard with a 1.1 GPA with his dirty, lewd money, and the sick bastard just celebrated! This should've been rated-M for the sheer degeneracy on display!
...well, unless that's against site rules. B-but the memes, dammit!
rofl and damn i thought celly was going to do that
Cute. Thanks for creating and sharing.
Haha, I absolutely love the title!
lmao
I did not expect to read Luna say this lmao
Steve handled Luna's absolute bitchiness better than I would've, lol. Also, can we ever get a sequel.
At the moment Luna still has another spear conveniently attached to her forehead