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Nearly a year after arriving in Equestria, Anon has been turned into a bat-pony by accident. Now one of the general populace Anon will go on adventures causing mayhem wherever he goes.

So basically the same thing he did before becoming a horse.

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Now let's have anon make a couple siblings for button mash.

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Waaaaaaaaay ahead of you

... if this is the first chapter, I feel that the population of Ponyville is going to exponentially increase.

Yeah, aside from one or two grammar errors, this is quite nice. An anon that still makes thing interesting with out being brain damaged on some level, and knows when it is the time to stop and be serious. Hope to see a lot more.

Also, no one would stop you if you get a wild idea and take this fully 'M' :rainbowwild:

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I may make a M sequel but this is mostly meant to be funny little stories. Still thanks.

Ok, this is getting better, I am following dude :D, by the way, could you be more graphic or give more details? I mean, write the clop scenes, that will be better XD

Comedy is hard, but good effort.

Odd if not for the front page I wouldn't have known this had updated. Did you have to republish a chapter or something?

At least he didn't publish anything Lovecraftian.

Honestly, these ponies probably couldn't even handle the versions from Sucker For Love.

Primus, these ponies are soft. It’s a good thing he did the 80’s movie. I don’t think even Celestia could handle the the horrors in the IDW comics.

In Optimus Primes voice: "ARISE ANONYMOUS PRIME

AN: I always meant for these to be fun shorts but now I’m thinking of making another fic of all the M scenes I left out.

Please do. :pinkiehappy:

Here's hoping Anon will eventually get outta the polycule after the kid is born.

making another fic

Do drop us a note here on a new chapter if ya do, would you kindly.

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Nothing says the power of friendship like pretending to be your friends husband to prevent them being deported for breaking immigration laws

With his home under reconstruction Anon was pressed into lodging with Pinkie in the Cake’s attic. He went missing for several weeks until he was found chained to Cup Cake’s bed with a temporary tattoo on his stallionhood reading “property of Cup Cake and Pinkie Pie”

Hilarious :rainbowlaugh:.

... I'm surprised Celestia didn't offer to marry him.

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That’s… something that I should have thought of.

Once I saw the paragraph with the guard, and he said, says who I knew it was over I knew he was so stupid. It was cute.

Hmm... something that I just thought ofregarding the previous chapter.
Him being a Thestral, would his deportation not be defaulted to the Thestral homeland?

“Big Mac, will you marry me?” Anon asked standing at the Apple family door at 3 in the morning “… eh, eeyep” Big Mac agreed, knowing whenever Anon got desperate he tended to do dumb shit.

I have no word HAHAHAHAHAH

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I’m not sure they really have a homeland. I haven’t looked into it but this does give me an idea for a future chapter.

Man, if I hadn't already faved this story, this chapter would have gotten me to. I actually laughed aloud *twice* while reading it.

Keep up the good work!

“该死的阿侬,你好大!”蛋糕先生喊道“他感觉很大”蛋糕太太跟着呻吟了一声。

Ah! It's crazy, it's a cultural shock!
The book has an absurd feel.

HUZZAH! Let us rejoice in the future marriage of cream heart and Anon.

Well, cream heart is a hot mare, hopefully anon got her pregnant, so anon has to marry her :D.

Turning Anon could see the senior diarch of Equestira, Princess Celestia stood smiling at him “morning Sun-Mama '' he greeted causally.

He would have, no, should have learned to treat an immortal ruler with more respect. But when you’ve blown raspberries into said ruler’s stomach telling her she’s a good horsy it’s kind of hard to take her seriously.

Not that she seemed to mind one of his various nicknames for her being used opposed to her title. Her chuckle manages to prove the contrary.

“The Sun as usual, speaking of which I see you’ve managed to gain some form of immunity to your race’s, let’s say disadvantage” she said, looking directly at Anon’s sunglasses “what can I say, I’ve got nothing but Ws lately” Anon said confidently making the princess chuckle again.

Hearing, "Morning," and responding, "The Sun," makes no sense.

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Dang it, a line of words got deleted, give me a sec

Here's hoping the lil baby ain't his so he can get with Cream aaaaaaaa

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It ain’t, the birth was back in chapter 1. I’ve just been filling in the year of stuff that happened in between.

Sorry if I made anyone confused I thought I put a time stamp somewhere.

do you think Anon should get more involved with the big bads?

Much to the much confused thoughts of everyone, and for some reason the jealousy of sun and moon butt, he somehow flirts and gets a date with cheeselegs, that she liked, much to her own confusion.

PS: do you think Anon should get more involved with the big bads? I'm not going to make him the hero of Equestria and usurp the mane six’s place but smaller, Discord level interactions would be more the scale. What do you think?

I think at the vary least, he should plow Chrysalis. . . And maybe latter he could find out that he's the father of several hundred baby changelings. XP

“Now where was I? Oh yeah, the American Civil War. There I was, standing back to back with President Lincoln. Confederate Vampires on the left, the Klan on the right. My rifle was down to its last round when I yelled “Abe! I need a melee weapon!” I never saw a lawyer throw his briefcase so fast in my life. But I killed 769 Confederates that day. Any questions”

Is this a DevilArtemis reference?

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That be really funny at least this will prevent Cadance sent to abandon mine but what about Tirek I think he can come up something to prevent him from stealing alicorn magic.

He has to ONLY literally threaten Chrysalis with a good time and be met with flustered incredulity.

If Big Bad is Sombra, I got nothing. If it's Umbra (r63 Sombra), he's going to fuck the evil out of her. Possibly resulting in her becoming his stalker, wanting more, but too nervous to approach for it.

Tirek... don't really care from that point on... at this point in the story, at least.

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Yep. But Anon couldn’t tell them about what he did in the Great Coochie War. Those were dark times for our green bean boi

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Ngl in my mind the meeting between Sombra and Anon ends in rather they bond over their shared use of cheap (or free) labour in the mining industry or they just try to flex on each other until Spike gets to the Heart

I dont mind as long as he get a mare at the end, could be the same one, or chrisalis, or whatever.

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Give the Sombra TFS Vegeta treatment of random spiels that the bad guy barely listens to.

I love the video of Anon getting into another drunken bender and befriending or bedding Chrysalis lol

I was expecting his dick to fall off or at the very least, be so overused that it can never stand to attention ever again, cause you know, an alicorn/changeling queen drank a potion not meant for them rode them hard enough to ruin him. Still loved the fact that he even went to Zecora for such a thing, my guess he was gonna spike the grooms/brides drink with it.

Can't wait to see how this turns out. :heart:

I wonder what happened if they find out it not Cadence

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