Hearts and Hooves Day. Anon wants a pizza; Cadance wants to find him a marefriend. Only one of them is going to get what they want today.
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Anon A Mous
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Those puns at the end. *Head on desk* (repeatedly)
Found a thing.
Funny stuff, welcome back.
>who's thighs
Wrong homophone, that means "who is". For ownership, you want "whose"
Also this Anon is so on point.
Oh this was a barrel of fun with cadenza with a hat.
Our lord and saviour!
Love the Green eggs and ham thing.
Hey.
Fuck you.
Oh seriously my review now...
Honestly? I'm jealous... I couldn't write something this funny even if I tried!
Somewhere, Dr. Suess is laughing his ass off. He'd be so proud of you.
Bow down to Anon a Mous!
for this story is Fabolous!
Side note this is literally the only Anon Story I've ever read
Loved it. 10/10, would Seuss agin. Well done!
The Chapter name alone got a thumbs up. This is some C O M E D Y G O L D
I half expected that OC Peetzer Pony to pop out of one of the boxes at the end, but that would probably be too obvious... the twist we actually got was even better. Great work!
Oh, Chesus Crust, I need a full story on this.
I love it!
Doesn't need to be marked as mature though, Teen would suffice...
Everything about this was pure gold. 15/10.
No, I'm Griseus.
Bug Horse is best waifu
Fun stuff, this.
Have a fave, why don't you?
The seuss is strong with this one lol
Oh no, poor Anon. He's getting so screwed by Discord latter.
That ending though, didn't expect that
I love fics like this. Whatever has you down stands no chance against the humor.
May your stories find you fame and glory dear author.
I find it funny that she's all about love and wanting to gap that bridge between species yet her husband is a pony, got married in a pony city and did not invite any non-pony guests, and now rules a city populated solely by ponies in an area that is simply too damn cold to get to.
10/10
Another reason Luna is best Alicorn.
remind me of
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Any way you slice it, this was a good story.
Was expecting him to hook up with the pimply pizza mare, but surprise Chrysalis at the end totally worked. Good call on keeping her out of the story tags. It would have spoiled the ending if we'd known she was in it.
Love it
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I think it might be a referance to a pic. lemme see if i can find it
I'm dying from laughter, it's so good.
IT'S GOOOOOOOD!!!
Candance is so adorable in this story! At least they both got what they wanted, right? Anyway, you did great!
This was absolutely glorious. Nice going!
Teen Titans did it better :p
Extra Seuss for that loose pony-goose!
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Yeah, proud and ashamed. Was starting to get worried about Anon when he passed on sex with Cadance, but with Chrysalis at home, I now see why! Good man!
Another funny and great story!
Simultaneously the best and worst thing I've read all week.
I can see this picture clearly in my head.
I loved this. I loved this more than I can express.
This gave me some weird nostalgia while reading this, huh
Hrm.
I'm not gonna say anything Mous. You know what you did、 and I am willing to keep it between just you and me. And the other 3000+ people who read this. It'll be our little secret.
Comedy Gold, 9/11 👍
Glad it's not some REGR shit. It was fun to read. 👍
Boy. Someone really did not like this story. Not satisfied with just downvoting it, they then went on to downvote everyone saying they liked it. That may just be funnier than the story was, albeit in a much sadder fashion.
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It's not what?
The way Cadence is singing, it's fucking Green Eggs and Ham but Cadenza-fied.
I absolutely love it.
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Pizza in a dash, written on a cardboard box -> my mind jumped to MLD.
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Anon!
Dissy! Whazzup?
What's up? You kicked Fluttershy!
Okay, yeah, that was probably unnecessary. But love horse decided to get her involved in one of her schemes, and she'd already been bothering me for an hour before then. I snapped.
You poor thing.
"Green eggs and ham"? Anyone?
I'm kinda weak willed when it comes getting laid. I probably would have indulged in fluttershy or Cadence. But then again, this Anon verse, the mares are messed up.