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Anon A Mous


Anon wants to celebrate Thanksgiving, but Equestria doesn't have an equivalent holiday. Alone and with no one willing to help him celebrate, Anon is prepared for the worst Thanksgiving he's ever had.

Gleaming and Cadance aren't having it though.

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The thyme joke was the last straw of 2020.

Uh-huh. Which reminds me.” Cadance glances around before leaning in. “Okay, so, this kind of thing might not be too unusual for the griffons, but when it comes to, ah… consuming creatures of previous sapient intelligence, Equestria has a somewhat… harsher ruling.”

Gleaming nods her head in agreement. “Much harsher. We were only able to get it across the border and into Equestria by claiming we were coming to give him a proper burial.”

“So if you could keep this all hush-hush and destroy the evidence as soon as possible, that would be extremely helpful!” Cadance gives you a big smile, one that Gleaming quickly mirrors.

Best ponies to cod a crime with right there!:moustache:
Good job! Would like to see the after dinner fun with the stuffing and creampie :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::raritywink::raritywink::moustache:!

I'm so fucking mad and I'm so fucking giddy like a school-child. I hate that I love everything you put out.

If you can just answer me this, I can die happy–if not, I understand, I mean fuck, you're Anon A Mous.

Fucking why?

I just don’t have enough...

Well, that didn't end in the way anybody expected.

You guys don’t have turkeys in Equestria!

Yeah. Americans sometimes forget that turkeys are native to their country. It's pretty common there, but there are lots of places in the world where it's a known animal, but simply not available. Like walking into a sandwich deli and asking for kangaroo meat. They're probably not going to have it unless you're in Australia.

Regardless though, ponies didn’t have any version of Thanksgiving here.

Come to think of it, I suppose Hearth's Warming Eve is their Thanksgiving. Celebrates the formation of the country, and would be something that other nations wouldn't celebrate. No reason for the griffons or buffalo or whatnot to celebrate the formation of Equestria.

American cooking

Oh you rat bastard.


Holy hell, that punchline! :rainbowlaugh:

Well done!

Tears welling up in your eyes, you stare into the abyss and whisper sadly. “I just don’t have enough thyme.”

:rainbowlaugh:Was this entire story set up for that simple pun?

Okay dude, get the fuck out of here man :rainbowlaugh:

Mmmm~ """turkey"""!

Last line sent my sides into orbit. :rainbowlaugh:

If the, eh... turkey was female, would that mean there's more room for stuffing? :trollestia:

Are you going to Scarboroug fair?

did not see that coming

God dammit, fell for it again.

I wouldn't be surprised if that were the case.

Oh fuck off

Good stuff though :pinkiehappy:

Good stuffing you mean

fooking kek

You glorious bastard

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