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Anon A Mous


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It's Hearth's Warming Eve once again, and Anon plans on spending it the same way he spends it every year: drunk and alone.

Well, not if Celestia and Luna have anything to say about it.

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twad #3 · Dec 27th, 2016 · · ·

Did not expect that to go on that long with that theme. Just.. wow. Good job!

Well thought out! I really enjoyed reading this.
Definitely a step away from the other two stories associated with this account-

Merry Christmas to all, and go fuck yourself.

-I take that back.

:twilightsmile: Good job, Flutterpriest Anon A Mous! :twilightsmile:

Fun story as always. You get a like an a fav good sir/madam. :rainbowkiss:

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Why does everyone think this account is flutterpiest? :rainbowhuh:

This was damn good.

Now I know nothing of this style so a question.

He down each bottle, only to wince at the taste,

does downed not work better or does it not work within the meter of the format its written in?
There where two or three other places where the word choice made me pause.

7822052

Personally I don't :rainbowlaugh:

I just find it funny how I've seen this variation of Fluttershy used or referred to in Anon's stories.

Figured I'd just hop on that bandwagon for the time being.

You know I was about to cry because of how well written this was, but then you told me to screw myself...:fluttercry:
But in all seriousness, that was flipping fantastic! You, my good sir, get an upvote!


7821957 Hahahaha! :rainbowlaugh:

Best ending I have ever seen.

7822052
I've said it once, I'll say it again. This account is not me.

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Hmm... well now that you've come on here to respond to me like that... I'm starting to think this really is your account... hmmmmmmmmm. :trixieshiftright: You think you're so clever... Don't you Priest. :raritywink:

Oh boy, here we go! :pinkiehappy:

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Probably because Flutterpriest made a LONG fic where Fluttershy is trying to guess Anon's Fetish around the time of breakfast every morning. He's not the only one to have done a Sluttershy fic, but he is one of the most well-known.

“Get your flanks in here,” he said through his teeth.

“And Luna, kindly stop eating my wreath.”

:rainbowlaugh:
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"Go fuck myself?", huh? Kinda hard to do without a clone or an alt-verse version of me turning up out of the blue. Granted, even if one did, I'm a straight dude, so that's not likely to happen anyway. Maybe if it was a FEMALE alt-self.... :derpytongue2:

And with that, I think I’ll put this book back on the shelf.
Merry Christmas to all, and go fuck yourself.

SNERK
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And with that, I think I’ll put this book back on the shelf.
Merry Christmas to all, and go fuck yourself.

Sure! *Asexually Reproduces*

Jokes aside, I enjoyed the story.

its always nice to read these kinds of stories once in a while. good show!

Damn this writer is a rising star here on Fimfiction! :yay:

He had just finished his sixth and reached down for one more,
When suddenly there came three knocks on his door.

:rainbowhuh:
I won't lie... I am suspecting foul play here, maybe its not Priest...
Maybe...

Awesome job dude, hehehe

This was great and perfectly written. Also that ending was so out of nowhere if I had room to fall off my chair, I would have.

Really good story as always

Awesome story broseph :ajsmug:

summary says 'same why he spends it every year'... should fix that to 'same way'

If this poem were tweaked for a non-FIM audience, I think it could become a holiday classic.

Once again Anon does not disappoint.

7822649 there is a rule 63 world out there somewhere in the multiverse we just have to find it

A rising star through mass shitposting of an anon
This is gonna be fucking hilarious

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Hopefully they haven't tapped into the Halo or Starcraft verse and haven't been overrun by Flood or Zerg.

Merry Christmas to all, and go fuck yourself.

No you.

I tried doing that thing at the end...

I am not a happy person right now.

I went the extra mile and read the entire thing in Stella's voice.

It was beautiful :fluttershysad:

Throughout the whole fic I was like :rainbowkiss: daaaaww-
but then that last line
-wwwwHAT PFFFT BWAAHAHAHHAAAAA
i don't really know what I was expecting though

I think I have found my new favorite chorales for the holidays browsing through your stories.

Who is this mysterious fimfiction hero? :trollestia:

The ending is amazing.

I was getting worried that "He is Number One" would be at the top for too long.

Thank you so much for dethroning me. The pain is now gone.

It seems that this was narrated by Zecora.

Merry Christmas to all, and go fuck yourself.

I thought anon turned into a decent person but nvm.

If I were to look at your history... The amount of rhythm dictionary you most of used.

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.

Favoriting this to be read next Christmas

Perfect, though maybe a centered formatting would be good too.

Best ending.

7825143 Hmmm...you wrote that? Huh..kay then...

Merry Christmas to all, and go fuck yourself.

T-Thanks.

Very good ! I'll fav' that.

7825235 Totally she would tell us to do that last line in the end...

Lol this story had me dead even before he said that last part...

Anyone with me...? Do I have to suffer celebrating this story myself?

And with that the small party came to an end,
But with all three of them now the closest of friends.
And with that, I think I’ll put this book back on the shelf.
Merry Christmas to all, and go fuck yourself.

nd with that, I think I’ll put this book back on the shelf.
Merry Christmas to all, and go fuck yourself.

Merry Christmas to all, and go fuck yourself.

The whole story was just a setup for the last line.

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