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Howdy, I’m Burt.


Anon feels like bonding with the pony personification of the sun; Princess Celestia. More specifically, he feels like sexually bonding with her.

Princess Luna doesn’t know how to feel about that.

WARNING: Profanity, and I mean a ridiculous amount of profanity. Also sex jokes, because bottom of the barrel humour has been fermenting the longest.

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Burt #1 · Dec 27th, 2020 · · ·

I know you can see this you disgusting slugs, ya’ll better make sure that you’ve gotten enough vitamin C in your system. Or else we got beef. 🥩🥩🥩

K thank you love you bye ❤️

(This was written in one sitting so don’t be afraid to point out any spelling errors.)

Anon: Autistic screeching
Celestia: He has such a way with words

Burt #3 · Dec 27th, 2020 · · ·

The man truly is the embodiment of verbal excellence

Beautiful and exalted. Ten :trollestia: out of ten!

:trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia: / :trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia:

Don't worry Luna, someone here will write you an Anon of your very own soon.

this is the most sophisticated piece of litirature i have read in my life

Oh no what have i read

Even if there was it would be an absolute disgrace to 'correct' this delight of a... story? Masterpiece? Yes, that's the one.

that sounds like a threat

“What?” Luna muttered.
What?” The nobles muttered.

What?” PonyDragon muttered.

Thank you mister bruhmoment

This is absolutely perfect.

How romantic.

A masterpiece to be sure :moustache:


Thank you for the hearty laughs!

enjoy your well earned $20 :coolphoto:

My money on they hatched this together as a prank

This is copulating with aurum.

I don't even know how to describe the niche that you fill on this website, but you undeniably fill a very specific niche, and I'm thankful for your existence. Have a good day, afternoon, or evening, friendo

Anon status: Owned By The Throne.

Court status: Not adjourned, simply astonished.

Luna status: Wishing Moon-day was the day after Saturday, because clearly tomorrow Sun-one is gonna get some.

it's gotten to the point where I favorite everything Burt makes before I even read it. What do you put in this stuff, besides 40 benadryl tablets I mean?

What in the goddamn fuck? This is hysterical.

The best part of this story isn't even Anon's shenanigans. It's Princess Luna's role as Sisterly Snatch Supervisor.

30 chapter sequel when?

So, any chance at a sequel?

:rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :pinkiegasp: is ded, not big surprise

Enjoy your $20, you magnificent bastard. Let the drinking and wenching begin! :trollestia:

Literally everything that is in this fic, and then some, is to die for! The comedic randomness and sauciness is such an enjoyable experience to read through, and the way that it's all written is so friggin' good! I know I'm a bit late, but I hope that ya didn't mind me making a reading of this gemstone of a story!

Audio Linky!: https://youtu.be/oj-t1UhdAbw

(I don't mean to offend anyone with this comment in any way!)

I am amused. That is all.

This has made me LOL out loud


WARNING: Profanity, and I mean a ridiculous amount of profanity. Also sex jokes, because bottom of the barrel humour has been fermenting the longest.

Like a fine wine.

Anon is the best

Ah another story added to favorites :moustache:

Your friend should have offered you $200. The story is too good for a meek $20.

*looks at profile picture*
What'cha got there?

Huzzah! I see you are a man of culture

Your friend offered you $20. You don't take the first offer, you say you demand double!

Okay fuck, first time reading I had to explain to my lecturer on why I was laughing my ass off in front of the fucking class webcam.
Had to re-read just to congratulate you for writing this amazing piece of batshit stupidity.

The payment has been DOUBLED!

>don’t be afraid to point out any spelling errors.
>Luba blinked
Here's one - but please don't fix this

And they say romance is dead.


I forgot to comment on this story when I read it?




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