• Member Since 31st May, 2020
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Spazz Kid

never talk to me or my son ever again [retired writer]

You on my page??

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  • Sunday

    Okay, I think it's about time I said this -
    I'm retiring from writing fanfiction on this website, I've finally lost any and all motivation I could of possibly had in liking My Little Pony.

    I don't understand how people older than me can still like this shit after so long, I got burnt out after two years of being in the fandom.
    Now, I'll still use this site, maybe to shitpost in random threads, and because I really like the features, and maybe I'll start doing movie reviews.

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  • 4 weeks
    Log #23

    Date: 6/5/2022

    Alert: Subject Recovered

    Subject: Spazz Kid | Codename - Ghost Snake

    Overseer: Eric Katheway | Codename - Black Viper

    Spazz Kid - or as the staff know him, Ghost Snake - had gone missing in the field for a significant amount of time, until about 7:39 this evening.

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  • 6 weeks

    Guys, I have a confession to make....

    I'm a brony. Yeah, I know, crazy stuff. Anyway, I actually finally decided to come clean to the family, primarily my parents because my siblings give zero shits and everyone else is dead. I facetimed them while I was wearing this shitty Rainbow Dash shirt I found online that was several sizes too large (unlike the average brony, I weigh less than 170 lbs, so I assume the sellers assumed I was extra large, understandably so)

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  • 6 weeks

    You ever just-

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  • 8 weeks
    Bro 🗿



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My Stories

You've made it to the bottom..

Two bros



You are looking at the profile of a writer who has entirely given up on liking this franchise at this point. This, in turn, has ended up making him quit writing horse words.

Do not ask for story updates, they're never coming.
He's not writing stories here anymore, and he's not sorry about it.

He still does find ponies kinda hot, but that is not enough of a motivator to make him get off his ass, and try to put effort into a story he's never gonna finish.

It's time for him to hop outta this herd, lest it consume him.
Good day, reader, and safe travels.


Welcome to my page.

Prepare to cringe.


Joined the herd in March of 2020

Ship(s) Supported: RariJack, AppleDash,FlutterCord

So, how's it going, fellow gamers? It's ya boi, Spazz Kid...

Breaking the boundaries of stupidity since whenever the hell I was born.

Moving on...

Pony Waifus:

*Spitfire [GOD-TIER]
*Ms. Harshwinney
*Windy Whistles
*Limestone Pie [GOD-TIER]
*Autumn Blaze [GOD-TIER]
*Fleet Foot
*Pinkie Pie
*Rainbow Dash
*Vinyl Scratch [GOD-TIER]
*Izzy Moonbeam
*Kerfuffle [GOD-TIER]

Other Waifus:

*Mako (Kill la Kill)
*Satsuki Kiryuin (Kill la Kill)
*Diane (Sven Deadly Sins)
*Mina Ashido (Boku No / My Hero Academia)
*Millie (Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss) [GOD-TIER]
*Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)
*Merula Snyde (Harry Potter: Hogwarts' Mystery)
*Harley Quinn (DC)
*Minus GF (Friday Night Funkin')
*Minus Mom (Friday Night Funkin')
*Lord Dominator (Wander Over Yonder) [GOD-TIER]
*Ms. Tarantula (The Bad Guys) [GOD-TIER]

Main OC:

Niro Ashnidon

Race: Pegasus

Age: 20 (Pre-show-premiere), 38 (Post finale)

[ I have more, trust me ]


This is Spazz Kidd signing off-





Story Suggestions?

Put 'em all down in the comments down below!

Twilight Sparkle; In My Opinion

I, personally, really like Twilight.
She's not my favorite character, but she's up there.

The odd thing to me is the fact that I like her in the first place.
Usually, I don't tend to like the main characters in stories all too much.
(With the exception of Kill La Kill)

Twilight, to me, is a good role model.
She's nice, she's smart, and she can do things on her own (Which is a given, seeing as she is the main character)

Her development as a character is good, and the way she solves problems is also good.

I wouldn't choose another character to focus the narrative on.

But then, we have her future self.

whoo boy...

I didn't really like it.

It felt like the design team was wanting to make her as much like Celestia as possible, and, as much as I like Celestia, I don't like this look.

It feels cheep. half-assed.

Personally, I would've wanted something like this-

But that's just me.

And then there's the shipping...
oh Faust save us all...

The first one that comes to mind, for me, is...


I don't really care for it.
You like it? Cool. You do you.

My real problem with this ship is that neither of them have any real good chemistry with each other, they barely interacted before hand.

It feels rushed, probably because it was.

Anyway, that's my opinion.
What do you think?

Music Stuff

Favorite Artist(s):

*Imagine Dragons
*Panic! at The Disco
*Maroon 5
*Hollywood Undead
*Lil' Dicky
*Juice WRLD (R. I. P)
*Breaking Benjamin
*Rag'n'Bone Man
*Ramen Noodiles
*Shawn Mendes
*The Lonely Island
*Infected Mushroom
*Mike Geno

Favorite Song:
Rei Brown - Picture Frames

The random shelf (SFW edition)

This random-ass shelf I have set up (Has mature stories within, beware)

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Well, I'll be sure to try to keep it away.

I found awful things looking for this profile picture.
Awful things....:pinkiesick:

Of course they did.

I meant before said trash shoves it in my face. 😞

I'm not sure how to tell you this, but we already have, and I'm sorry.

And I only say 'we' because I'm legally bound that community and I can probably never escape from it.

She's still adorkable and I shall enjoy it before the furries taint her.

One of my favorite colors is blue, but so is orange, so I'm kinda torn as well.

I'm torn between her current design over one where she was blue. 😋

That's the best part. :raritywink:



Miss Tarantula is too precious for us humans! 😱

Thankies! You look very pretty today as well! :)

DILLYbOd #124 · May 3rd · · 1 ·

Thanks for the add. Glad my story peaked your interest.

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