Date: 6/5/2022

Alert: Subject Recovered

Subject: Spazz Kid | Codename - Ghost Snake

Overseer: Eric Katheway | Codename - Black Viper

Report:
Spazz Kid - or as the staff know him, Ghost Snake - had gone missing in the field for a significant amount of time, until about 7:39 this evening.

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Guys, I have a confession to make....

I'm a brony. Yeah, I know, crazy stuff. Anyway, I actually finally decided to come clean to the family, primarily my parents because my siblings give zero shits and everyone else is dead. I facetimed them while I was wearing this shitty Rainbow Dash shirt I found online that was several sizes too large (unlike the average brony, I weigh less than 170 lbs, so I assume the sellers assumed I was extra large, understandably so)

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You ever just-

#LoveForLimey

Deadass-💀

Just peeped the feature box.
The people on this website are too damn horny, smh

Bro, it won't let me link my Twitter account.
How do I do that?

I point and laugh at you, what you gonna do about it?

Listen here, boy, you better stay from them shadows if you value you and your family's lives.
They ain't been normal these past few days. They seem... different...
They seem....

Alive.

I just found gold.
Posting it here so you guys can see it too.

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically

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