guys,
GUYS I HAVE A BOMB
Date: 6/5/2022
Alert: Subject Recovered
Subject: Spazz Kid | Codename - Ghost Snake
Overseer: Eric Katheway | Codename - Black Viper
Report:
Spazz Kid - or as the staff know him, Ghost Snake - had gone missing in the field for a significant amount of time, until about 7:39 this evening.
Guys, I have a confession to make....
I'm a brony. Yeah, I know, crazy stuff. Anyway, I actually finally decided to come clean to the family, primarily my parents because my siblings give zero shits and everyone else is dead. I facetimed them while I was wearing this shitty Rainbow Dash shirt I found online that was several sizes too large (unlike the average brony, I weigh less than 170 lbs, so I assume the sellers assumed I was extra large, understandably so)