Sonic has such intense narcissism that he believes himself a god, to the point where he runs around, telling everyone. After years of no one taking him seriously, he goes on a rampage, killing everything in his path to prove to the rulers of this land that he is serious about this.

There's only one problem with this...

He's not actually a god, and the rulers are.
They also see him as a joke.

Spike takes a sh!t.

Warning!: Nothing makes sense anymore

"Simply brilliant. A work of pure magic rivaling the efforts of Hemingway, Dostoevsky, Shakespeare, and even the philosophies of Jesus Christ himself." - Spinner of Tales

"Dude, what the hell is this?" - Great Red

"This is actually brilliant" - MasaStormyPonez

"What the fuck" - ItsYaBoiSatan

Anon and Rainbow Dash are talking when Anon asks what type of pony she is.

What happens next may shock you!

Art by witchtaunter on Derpibooru

James Hortan is a boy who loves cartoons, and anything animation related.

He, like any normal boy his age, is a student in high school, and, like any normal boy his age, has a few friends. But, like many people, he has problems that he doesn't want to admit to having.

One day, after watching the Steven Universe movie that came out in 2019, he decides to go out and buy something related to it, and runs into someone referred to as "The Merchant." He buys a cheap, but well made replica of Spinel's gem.

But then, he suddenly falls unconscious, and wakes up in an anthro Equestria as the pink jester gem herself.

Cover Image edited by me

Image in cover found on Google, silhouette drawn by me, as well.

Also, yeah, I got into Steven Universe late, what of it?
Also Also, I feel the need to mention this, but I haven't actually watched all of the actual show, and I don't really plan on doing so. The quality of the writing was starting to take a nosedive.

This story is inspired by "Guess This Is Happening" by Silver Butcher, and I guess "Laughter" by TheLegendaryBillCipher. They're pretty good, so if you get the chance, go read them!

Guys, I'm serious, she's been here the whole time!

I swear, every night, I look outside, and I see a pony in the distance.

But every time I look, they get closer.

[Art in cover]

Anon finds an old button in his room labeled "Nut".

Things surely do happen!

Sex tag for dumb smexual jokes

Featured (somehow) on November 5th 2021, so that's cool

Now with a reading by StraightToThePointStudio!

Scootaloo likes Nightmare Night.
It is Nightmare Night.
Stupid shit happens.

I need sleep.

My first ultimate shitpost

Please press the lick button and watch me sleep or smth

Niro's marefriend has just left him, and he's looking to drown his sorrows.

What will come of this evening? Well, we'll just have to wait and see...

Cover art by me

Any Ocs mentioned in this story are mine.
If you wish to see your OC in a story, Please PM me.

This story is a sequel to Anon's last minute "experiment"

Anon has returned.

No one is happy about this.

Sex tag for sexual humor.