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Anon was digging through the old boxes in his room, as you do.
He was searching for this book he borrowed from Twilight a while ago. He's not exactly sure why he borrowed the book, because he's comically illiterate, but he has it none the less.
Also, like the single brain-cell troglodyte he is, he always puts everything in these generic ass looking cardboard boxes, which are all in the corner. Why he's so fucking weird, we'll probably never know.
Anywho, yeah, he's found quite a collection of things - A half of a pencil, a tattered stuff animal, a pink, heart shaped crystal, an old hockey mask with a crack on the upper left side, a weird mask connected to a backpack with large canisters on it, but no book.
The search through these boxes was even more fruitless than the time Discord got drunk, and headed on over to Sweet Apple Acres to try and bang Applejack. Or was it Big Mac? Anon can't really remember.
Anon was about to give up his search, when he accidentally knocked over a box, and out tumbled a few items - a bottle labeled "Niro's feel good water", a weird spiky headband thing, and ... a button. Anon immediately went for the button, and he held it up to his face.
"N U T"
A loud voice came out of the cheap plastic, which said the word that was printed on the blue button.
Anon, being the absolute fucking idiot he is, decided this was more important that whatever the hell he was searching for beforehand. He was gonna have fun with this...
(\***/)
"Look Tropina, I just don't think a relationship between us would work."
Twilight was sitting on her throne thing, with Spike sitting next to her, snoozing like the lazy fucker he is. Tropina Orangeblossom, local orange enthusiast, and random friend of Twilight Sparkle, was proposing the idea of being in a romantic relationship with the Princess, to which we know answer to. Let's see where this conversation goes!
"But.. why??" Tropina asked, visibly heartbroken, tears threatening to fall down her face.
"Well, first, contrary to popular belief, I'm not gay... most of the time." Twilight started, trying her best to act maturely. "And second, I just don't feel that way about you Tropina."
Tropina looked down and sniffed.
"Hey, don't be sad we can still be friends!" Twilight smiled warmly, and put her hoof on Tropina's shoulder. "We can still hang ou-"
"N U T"
A voice, strange but powerful, echoed through the halls.
"... What was that?" Tropina asked, all hints of sadness gone, replaced with confusion.
"I don't know..." Twilight said, looking around for the source of the voice.
Spike was awake now, and was looking around, grumbling stupidly, "Where's the cannon??"
"Cannon?" Twilight looked down at Spike, slightly glaring at him. "Spike, now is not the time for a reference!"
"N U T"
It was the voice again, but this time, it felt magnified. Twilight suddenly gained a look of frustrated understanding.
"Faustdammit, Anon.." She muttered, rubbing her head with her hoof. She looked down at Spike again. "Spike, go tell Anon to shut the hell up."
"N U T"
"ANON!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Twilight screamed back at it.
"N U T"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Twilight screeched.
Anon suddenly slipped into the room, a small button and a megaphone in his hands.
"Anon!" Twilight snarled, her mane messy. "What the fuck are you doing???"
Tropina and Spike looked at her in complete shock.
"Vibin'" Anon replied simply.
"What does 'vibin' entail??" Twilight glared at him. Anon was still unfazed.
"Oh you know, annoying you.." Anon grinned.
"Well, you're doing a pretty good job." Spike said, snickering.
"Spike. Shut." Twilight said simply in a deadly whisper.
They all sat in silence for what seemed like a long time.
"You know Twilight, I've always wanted to-"
"N U T"
" - all over you." Anon chuckled stupidly. They all looked at him, Twilight and Tropina appalled, Spike confused.
"Why would want to throw nuts at Twilight?" Spike asked, scratching his chin. "Or maybe you're saying you want to eat nuts with Twilight.. why don't you just ask her, dude? I'm sure she'll be fine with it!"
Anon's grin was massive. He walked over to Twilight, who was stuttering incoherently, face extremely red, and leaned over, holding the button in front of him. "Twilight, may I - "
"N U T"
"- with you?"
Twilight looked manic, her eye twitching crazily, and her face still very red.
Tropina looked at the button that Anon was holding with an inquisitive look. "Hey, can I see that?"
Anon looked at her. "Uh, yeah, sure." He handed it over.
Tropina took the button, and propped it in her left hoof, held her right hoof over it....
And began to rapidly press the button.
"NUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUT" A fast, ungodly chant rang from the piece of cheap plastic.
"Uh, orange character I've never seen before, I don't think you should do tha-" Anon said, trying to stop her, until suddenly.
SNAP!
Tropina had crushed the small button between her hooves. Anon looked destroyed.
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed in anguish, falling to his knees. "MY BABY! THE ONLY ONE I EVER LOVED!!" He sobbed uncontrollably.
Twilight looked absolutely exasperated, but squinted at Tropina, and slightly shook her head in what seemed to be disapproval. She then hesitantly patted Anon on the shoulder, an extremely tired look on her face.
Spike was still confused. "What does that mean, 'nut'?"
"I'll tell you when you're older." Twilight said.
(\***/)
Anon was back in his room, cradling the remains of his button as he walked over to a small, crudely made cardboard coffin. He tried his best to not lose control of the tears threatening to fall from his eyes. He gently laid the pieces of plastic and simple wiring with the coffin, and closed it.
He picked it up, and carried it over to his closet. He opened the door to it, and set it on the shelf near the top of it.
"Goodbye... Lil' Nut." Anon said, tears now falling freely. He closed his closet, and walked over to a wall, where a picture was stuck to it with a knife. It was a picture of Tropina, the pony that had mercilessly murdered his beloved. He glared at it with his bloodshot eyes. "One day. One day.."
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That was great.
fair enough. join us next time in her adventures to flirt and try and date the powers of equestira
amazing storytelling, the character development, the emotion, the plot, the execution its all amazing 10/10 bestseller would nut again
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Hm, perhaps...
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You better nut again!!
So stupid, it works.
Fool! The nut never dies. You just have to believe in the power of memes
I am still trying to figure out how much I liked reading this
Poor lil’ nut
Wait... so what DOES "nut" mean?
It's the summon smg4 button we get Mario or smg4
Me: Heh, Nut button funny
Nut Button: *Gets destroyed*
Me:
i.ibb.co/mTCL4bk/d84.jpg
... Naturally this is all Twi's fault.
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...You're really making me say it, huh.
It means to cum.
...Life, amiright?
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To cum where? Cum to the castle?
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To cum to yer mom's house
What a nut-tacular story, all made absolutely beautifully, nuttily, and hilariously! Flawless stuff! Hope you didn't mind, but I just couldn't resist making a reading of this nutted fic of yours!
Audio Linkyloo!: https://youtu.be/XyIoGiY8L4w
(I don't mean to offend anyone with this comment in any way!)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
not gonna lie i do this to it be like 1min or so all you here is NUT LOL 
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I am honored.
Please, accept this follow as repayment...
Edit:Wait, I'm already following you...
Well, what do I do now..?
Sure, that works. Thanks
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funny.
Amazing
"Why yes, random AiE stories are my favourites, how could you tell?"
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So it would be fair and accurate to say that Tropina busted Anon's nut?
"Things surely do happen!" Nice Helluva Boss reference
This is one of the best Anon stories I've read on here. 10/10.
Anon, It's No Nut November....
I thought the punch line was going to be that pressing the button makes someone nut. I half expected to see Rarity or whoever passed out in a different room from over-nutting after how many times that button was pressed.
Pressed the button and "Nutting" happened.
Nothing happened?
No, nutting happened.
It doesn't feel like nutting happened. It hasn't yet cum to that.
You know what ... never mind.
This was delightfully dumb.
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FINALLY, someone got it
The most beautiful story I have ever read.
I’m not sure what I expected.
It's shit like this that makes my day.
nutmeister
Ah stupid funny one shot stories are always a joy to read and just well fuck around. Thanks for the laugh mate!