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How is a raven like a writing desk? Poe wrote on both.


This story is a sequel to Dear Princess Sunbutt

When Anon takes the liberty to inject his particular brand of humor into Twilight's friendship lessons, Celestia feels the need to respond, more often than not.

A somewhat unofficial sisterfic to 2Merr's Dear Princess Sunbutt

There may not be a response to every letter, and letters 1-11 were taken from my comments in said sister-story.

Please support 2Merr's story too if you like this one. This is written with encouragement of the original author.

(Note: Picture used without permission from Derpibooru. Upon request it will be promptly removed.)

EDIT: Apparently someone's done a reading of this and its sisterfic over on Youtube! Why does nopony tell me these things.

Chapters (154)
Comments ( 2057 )

Awww. Nice to know Celestia cares.

Well of course she does, at the end of the day.

Comment posted by Snow deleted Sep 29th, 2019

You have forgotten the strike through here)

Thank you. Fixed now.

Link actually points to letter 11 here

Fixed, and thank you for the correction.

Big sister is being big sisterly.

I'm glad you're doing these. Thanks.

Of course! I'm glad people are enjoying it.

"importance of trust, and consent" sounds even more important given Twilight's implied sexual preferences.

This is good stuff. Perfect blend of funny and reasonable reactions.

Tia said the fuck word :0

*insert dying of laughter sounds here*

Therefor I authorize ...


Oh god. Oh god gracious, no.


Dear Twilight,

You ain't slick


PS. I do not know what you did, I do not want to know what you did, and I forbid you from publicizing it, but Discord says 'Hello' and asks if you are still in the market for a marefriend. I wash my hooves of this in perpetuity.

:rainbowlaugh: My sides are in orbit. This is the best postscript ever.

413? That's the Homsetuck number!

Oh, huh. I didn't realize when I typed it.

Glad you approve! I wasn't sure when the sisterfic took place but... Well the idea popped into my head so I tossed it in.

These two stories compliment each other so well that for a bit, I thought they were written by the same person.

You two have done an awesome job on both of these.

Thank you. It actually started on a lark, and I had the advantage of reading the letters 2Merr had published while 'catching up' so I could make them fit a little better.

P.S. I do not know what you did, I do not want to know what you did, and I forbid you from publicizing it, but Discord says 'Hello' and asks if you are still in the market for a marefriend. I wash my hooves of this in perpetuity.

What the fuck? Okay, this is getting weirder than I expected.

Bone meal made from previous zombies, I presume.

Annon and Eris Sitting in a tree~. F-U-C-K-I-N-G

...i can only guess what was forgotten :rainbowkiss:

Faved, trackin' and thumbing up.:moustache:

Cannot wait what you come up with for the latest letters!:rainbowlaugh:

I would like to guess that microwave bit is a reference to Progress.

Of course. I even decided to link it in the author's note of letter 18. Progress was fantastic, and while it's an old one, I think it deserves the attention still.

Yeah, mister Talon was one of the bastions of greatness of the early days.

He's one of my favorite writers on this site as well.

As for the letter? I loved Celly nope'ing the heck out and leaving the issue to her niece. :rainbowlaugh:

Dear Auntie,

Screw you.

Your Pink, Pissed-off, Pent-up Niece Who Technically Outranks You,
HIM Mi Amore Cadenza

Ah yes , both stories get featured , the cycle has been completed ! Good job to you both !

This is going out of control ! In the next week we are going to have every-bloody-one sending letters to the other , stop this madness XD !

(ik it's not a "serious" answer , I am writing this for the memes)

"This is getting out of control; Now there are two of them!"

Read the first chapter of this. Time to binge read

Purple Spackle- Twilight Sparkle
Shush- Fluttershy
Fruit- Applejack
Rapid- Rainbow Dash
Shiny- Rarity
Monkey- Anon(?)

Where's Pinkie? Unless Monkey refers to Pinkie.

Admittedly I forgot to list her, but at the same time, I'm not... entirely sure she needs it.

Do not.

Do not, Twilight.

Serious business.

I appreciate your razor whit and

Hmm did you mean "wit"?


No, Monkey is definately Anon, based on the later line about taking Monkey's coffee away. I too wonder where Pinkie is in this.

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