From HRH Celigula(?), RE: Letter 9
To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,
I'm glad to hear you learned such an important lesson in allowing ones preconceptions to color their view of others they have not yet met. Also I am pleased that you have managed to make amends for those erroneous preconceptions, and have made new and interesting friends, with unique insights and backgrounds. Perhaps you would like to visit for tea another time soon?
Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia
Dear Anon,
I do not understand the reference but I am left imagining it to be rather insulting. I may or may not have deserved that in response to forcing off-brand coffee on you, admittedly. Luna has been rather harsh on the idea. Still, I'm glad you're finding amusements. Meanwhile I need to go make sure my student didn't insult any being important.
Penned by,
HRH Celestia
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Yup. Definitely tea. Not gonna drug you or anything.
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I understood that reference.
Lets hope it wasnt a diplomacy envoy... Hes Celestias student and could fuck shit up
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Pretty sure tea is more like a euphemism for having a long talk about what Twilight's been getting up to.
Next day:
GRIFFONSTONE DECLARES WAR ON EQUESTRIA - LEADER WAS INSULTED BY PONY PRINCESS
The Griffon leader was visiting Ponyville on a tour through his neighbour's most important cities and settlements, when out of the blue he was very rudely assaulted and harassed by the local princess, Twilight Sparkle.
"I swear, I have never met such a bitch of a princess in my life. If this is how Equestrian royalty is raised - and I've heard rumours about a prince being just as horrendous - I feel like I have no choice but to teach these backwards equines a lesson", the Griffon leader stated.
The offending princess, Twilight Sparkle, was not available for comment.
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Fortunately for everyone in this timeline, this version of Twiggles has been confirmed by the authors to never ascend.