To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.

by Snow

From HRH Cell-estia, RE: Letter 54

Author's Note:

Letter 54: Here.

To my faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,

Happy Nightmare Night, my little pony. I'm sorry to hear about your costume difficulties. I do hope you didn't take the comments regarding weight too seriously. After all, ponies bodies do change over time, especially if you have a sedentary lifestyle. I myself had to take up going for a morning canter a few decades back. It's a shame your friends were either too blunt, or too kind to communicate the problem before it became an issue. There is a balance between being tactful and being honest, and I hope this gives you a better idea of where that fulcrum is.

Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia

PS. Anon, I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Comments

[SCP Pinkamena]

I get the feeling the "word" she's talking about is "lipid" if not, then I have no idea

[Xzrea]

I wonder which word does Celestia refers to. Perhaps, 'gentleman'?

[Cereal-Killer]

9881427
Muffin Top maybe? Seems like a possible euphemism

[Mist_Chaser]

9881427
Probably gentleman.

[Snow]

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9881427

Correct! Just one of those snarky barbs meant to sting Anon without alerting Twilight to their little game.

[A.P.O.N.I.]

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Based on a re-reading, I think the word in question is "purple".

[FTR2017]

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Man, talk about a xanatos gambit!

[Snow]

9881501
Woop, typo.

[TheDino27]

especially if you have a sedentary lifestyle.

That means you are FAT !

[Snow]

9881828
News to me. I just went with what I knew, and that's how I acme up with it originally.

[Snow]

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I think s/he was commenting more on my choice of phrasing; it is a little bit awkward.

[doompownr]

I thought the word was lipid

[truebuckshot]

9881416
And thus a new Florida man was born lol

[Doomed Soul]

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Fats actually are a group of lipids.

[Zammrok]

Woo 1000 likes

[Bronzer]

PS. Anon, I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Kindness or Gentleman? No, wait, I know the answer. It's "Yes".

[James Vivien]

Inconceivable!

[Sir Starshine]

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Every single time I hear or read Florida man I now think of GreyStillPlays!