To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.

by Snow

From HRH Not-Queen, RE: Letter 19

Author's Note:

Letter 19: Here.

To my faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,

Sometimes it can be truly difficult to communicate what is nearest and dearest to our hearts and it can be very frightening to expose those feelings to others. This does not make you a bad pony. You're becoming a better pony day by day, and there are so many ponies happy to help you every step of the way. All you ever have to do is ask.

That said, my faithful student, I implore you to remember lessons about trust and consent, and those talks Cadence made sure to give you. Speaking of Cadence, if you should ever need advice about a very special somepony in the future, be sure you ask her before your brother. I'm told he was somewhat oblivious for awhile.

Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia.

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Dear Anon,

While I'm certain your insights are not entirely inaccurate, I have a difficult time believing that you would inflict such mortification upon Fluttershy should these missives ever see general circulation. Further, we are at least trying to help Twilight. Perhaps I should forward those magazines to her as well?

Penned by,
HRH Celestia

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Dear Cadence,

NOPE. You're the Princess of Love, and that means love-making is YOUR problem. I am NOT giving my student relationship advice after last time.

Your not-involved-but-still-loving Aunt,
Celestia

Comments

[Snow]

9857699
Of course. I even decided to link it in the author's note of letter 18. Progress was fantastic, and while it's an old one, I think it deserves the attention still.

[FTR2017]

9857701
Yeah, mister Talon was one of the bastions of greatness of the early days.

He's one of my favorite writers on this site as well.

As for the letter? I loved Celly nope'ing the heck out and leaving the issue to her niece.

[Eroraf86]

Dear Auntie,

Screw you.

Your Pink, Pissed-off, Pent-up Niece Who Technically Outranks You,
HIM Mi Amore Cadenza

[TheDino27]

9857796
This is going out of control ! In the next week we are going to have every-bloody-one sending letters to the other , stop this madness XD !

(ik it's not a "serious" answer , I am writing this for the memes)

[Cereal-Killer]

"This is getting out of control; Now there are two of them!"

[Black Hailstorm]

Read the first chapter of this. Time to binge read

[Snow]

9858105
Admittedly I forgot to list her, but at the same time, I'm not... entirely sure she needs it.

[PsiGuy60]

Have a well-deserved like and fave. Both this and the fic it's "responding" to.

[Neece]

This is a hilarious complement to the Annon letters, kudos for it

[Uh-hmmm]

You've done a great job of capturing Celestia's voice in these letters, both her wisdom and her sense of humor. I am looking forward to tracking both stories, the back and forth enhances my enjoyment of the 2merr's story.

[Snow]

9858579
Nope! 'Whit' means something very small. It's a pun and a barb.

[WorldWalker128]

9858897
I'm going to have to start reading through the comments again. I'm missing out on some great content!

[Officer Hotpants]

I'm starting to think I'm missing something. This part...

I have a difficult time believing that you would inflict such mortification upon Fluttershy should these missives ever see general circulation.

... makes absolutely no sense to me.

[Bronzer]

I love most that the letters between Celestia and Anon are like adults speaking behind their young child’s back.

[Detsella Morningdew]

9919298
I mean, if someone found the letters and made them public, I feel that both Anon and Celestia would just shrug it off, and Anon would just get chewed out by Twilight.

But while Twilight would be able to take it (angrily), Fluttershy would probably want to hide in a hole just from the implications, and Celestia doesn't think Anon would actually be that cruel to somepony who couldn't take it.

That's what I got from the exchange, at least.

[Officer Hotpants]

9940951
No, I mean Anon never said anything about doing something that would embarrass Fluttershy in letter 19. I have no idea what it's talking about because it appears to refer to something that never happened.

[Snow]

9941273
Fluttershy did nothing, but the letter talks about Twilight wanting to 'suck [Fluttershy's] tits'

[vinyldash23]

Oh, the magazines again. Yeah, Twi might need those.