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To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt. - Snow

Celestia responds to the friendship lessons penned on behalf of her faithful student by the newest ponyville weirdo.

To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt. written by Snow
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From Tia, RE: Letter 10

Author's Note:

Letter 10: Here.

Dear Anon,

My sister and I are not to be called on to satisfy your boredom. That being said, this counts as a diplomatic meeting and gets me out of listening to Blueblood all day. We'll both be there. Oh and Luna says that while your dreams are flattering, she doubts you are that well endowed. she is not currently seeking a suitor at this time, but hopes to become friends.

See you shortly,
Celestia

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Xzrea
Xzrea #1 · Sep 29th, 2019 · · ·
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You have forgotten the strike through here)

Snow
Snow #2 · Sep 29th, 2019 · · ·
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9857201
Thank you. Fixed now.

Xenozip
Xenozip #3 · Sep 30th, 2019 · · ·
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damn... luna is a savage

Frankie2
Frankie2 #4 · Oct 1st, 2019 · · ·
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I hope Anon got some ointment for that burn.🔥

Yutah123
Yutah123 #5 · Oct 1st, 2019 · · ·
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Anon, even with all your previous wit, you must now admit defeat.

img.memecdn.com/burn_o_967458.webp

zanthimos
zanthimos #6 · Oct 1st, 2019 · · ·
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Ouch! Well, at least Luna is being... diplomatic at dealing with Anon's naughty dreams of her.

-Pinkamena_Pie-
-Pinkamena_Pie- #7 · Oct 3rd, 2019 · · ·
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OW! Even I felt that burn!

King of Kings
King of Kings #8 · Oct 8th, 2019 · · ·
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9866073
Not necessarily...remember, Princess Luna doesn't really know Anon here, so perhaps its just the first step towards a more romantic relationship?

Black--Soul
Black--Soul #9 · Oct 19th, 2019 · · ·
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Damn... Dreamporn is best porn :rainbowlaugh:

Vertex
Vertex #10 · Oct 28th, 2019 · · ·
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Oh and Luna says that while your dreams are flattering, she doubts you are that well endowed. she is not currently seeking a suitor at this time, but hopes to become friends.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

Bronzer
Bronzer #11 · Nov 13th, 2019 · · ·
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Oh bull! Someone’s just jealous.

vortex123
vortex123 #12 · Dec 9th, 2019 · · ·
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she doubts you are that well endowed

Damn, and here I was thinking that the Sun was the only celestial body that burned.

vinyldash23
vinyldash23 #13 · Dec 16th, 2019 · · ·
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You-You need some ice, Anon? That was one hell of a burn.

Sir Starshine
Sir Starshine #14 · Feb 15th, 2020 · · ·
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Damn, Anon... that’s gotta hurt.

NagaShark
NagaShark #15 · Jun 8th, 2020 · · ·
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What would be really funny is if even in his dreams he used his real size and it was not embelishment!

KvAT
KvAT #16 · Mar 11th, 2021 · · ·
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Mayhaps jokes on Celestia that being talked down is Anon's fetish

AimlessPone
AimlessPone #17 · Sep 8th, 2021 · · ·
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From what I understand; Primates have proportionally- the largest primary sexual characteristic to body size ratio in nature. If he's roughly the same mass, he's absolutely huge by her standards.

nukestar
nukestar #18 · Jul 15th, 2023 · · ·
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10970016
I mean slugs have us beat, but I think humans are near the top of vertebrates.

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