To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.

by Snow

From Celestia, To: Discord (53)

Author's Note:

I regret nothing about this.
Celestia might though.
Letter 53: Here.

Discord,

Allow me to express my pride in you! Although the missive was not intended for me, I felt the need to congratulate you, as your reformation seems to be paying dividends.

You are, finally, more predictable than your associates. After all even doing the opposite every time is still being consistent.

Well done!
Celestia

Comments

[FTR2017]

Oh dear.

Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

Celestia has done it, people - she has motivated Discord into putting more effort into being chaotic.

... I'll get the popcorn.

[Sigmacipher]

Discord:Challenge accepted...Hold my beer anon.

[Snow]

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Except if he becomes more unpredictable, he plays right into what Celestia wanted. If he doesn't, he proves her right.

Muahahaha!

[A.P.O.N.I.]

Oh, trolly Celestia...

[2Merr]

FYI, the phrase is “paying dividends”, not playing

[Raistlin]

For Discord "predictable" must be the ultimate insult.

[-Pinkamena_Pie-]

Oof... Discord will not like that one.

[WorldWalker128]

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Anon: "Wait, this place has actual BEER?!"
Discord: "If you drink it, you'll regret- aaannnd you already drank it, didn't you?"
Anon-filly: "(obnoxiously-loud belch that has no business coming from something so small) yep! Was pretty darn good t- Hey wait, why is my voice all- (screams as discord shows Anon the result of his beer-theft)."

[Bronzer]

You are, finally, more predictable than your associates. After all even doing the opposite every time is still being consistent.

She never learns, does she?

[vortex123]

You are, finally, more predictable than your associates. After all even doing the opposite every time is still being consistent.

Damn, I know it wasn't her intention, but quite literally the worst and most insulting thing you can tell a creature who prides himself in being a creature of pure chaos is that their predictable and/or consistent in any shape or form. Celestia deserves whatever Discord retaliates with.