To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.

by Snow

From HRH A-sol-ine, RE: Letter 33

Author's Note:

Letter 33: Here.

Dear Anon,

Normally I'm able to discern at least some measure of my student's original wording from 'her' letters, but this one strikes me that you wrote it of your own volition. Normally I would assume Twilight wrote me a missive denoting how she learned that sometimes friends want to spend time without interference but she already should have learned that one when the Pink One elected to stop in while Fluttershy was visiting. Of course, if I assumed that, then we'd have to reset that month timer, wouldn't we?

On the note of your hopeful outing with my sister, should I inform her of the importance of male reproductive equipment as a qualifier for spending personal time with you?

Penned by,
HRH Celestia

Comments

[FrostTheWolf]

Well, if she was trying to send a message, I think that message was received loud and clear... hopefully

[dzamie]

Luna: "Fret not, Anonymous! We have well researched the necessary transformation magics with which to meet your requirements!"
Anon: *confused arousal*

[artofwar77]

Celestia called her "the Pink One".

[sgtnolisten]

9866396
Nah, he’d be like “Futas are fine too. *unzip*”

[Reykan]

Well as long as the balls don’t touch it ain’t gay...

[SOVA]

If you all don't mind me writing a response that just came to mind :

"Dear Princes Celestia,
please inform your dear sister if she minds the fact that i separate a portion of my time to spend exclusively with friends of the same gender ( and similar interests ) as me ,
in that case i fear we have certain differences that are incompatible.

Your most annoyed and underappreciated foalsiter Anon."

[Honey Lavender]

Dear Princess Celestia,

I think you're missing a certain glaring point: sometimes guys need a day to just hang out with other guys, without concern for more than minimal decorum. It's our version of what you might call a "mare's night." Are you stating that men and stallions aren't deserving of the same opportunity to relax and scratch certain unmentionable parts that mares are afforded?

With understandable concern,
Anon

[Snow]

9912876
If you're referring to the part about Luna it was meant as a jibe, not an actual concern.

[Officer Hotpants]

9866396
"... it's time. Years of practice have prepared me. This is my moment. Let me at that big dipper!"

[Bronzer]

It would only matter who wrote or dictated if Anon made it up.

[Sir Starshine]

Trolestia gonna troll!

[KvAT]

On the note of your hopeful outing with my sister, should I inform her of the importance of male reproductive equipment as a qualifier for spending personal time with you?

Holy crap that's lowkey the sickest troll I've ever seen

[Poparakelis]

7 inches minimum