To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.

by Snow

From HRH Very Upset, RE: Letter 70.3

Author's Note:

Loot 70.3: Here.

Luna,

Do you remember when you thought defibrillation should be classified as a necromantic usage? I'm sorry I doubted you. It would make a lot of life-saving equipment very hard to justify legally however. Turns out Twilight managed to get herself alive again.

Somehow.

Seriously could you make sure she's not technically a ghost possessing herself?

Love,
Celestia

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To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,

I'm sending my sister anyway because this entire ordeal needs someopny qualified to appreciate just how bizarre today has been. I can understand why you informed that poor family of the story you did, but I do rather wish you had chosen a story which featured him going painlessly to make mourning less unpleasant.

Please go to bed Twilight, I'd like to take a few hours to get a drink.
Anon, prepare for immediate teleportation upon recieving this letter.

Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia

Comments

[Emtu]

Drinkin' with the Princess!

[MrGhoul]

>you're the reason i can't take vacations
>i need a drink
>basically anon let's fooking drink i love it

[Kadigan]

9895337
Apart from the fact that it's clearly a tale of how Celestia falls into alcoholism and self-harm (well, potentially... I mean, is she into Anon? I don't think so... and yet...) because of Twobit Sporcle.

[Ranun]

I wish I could read more than just the letters.