Letter 68: Here.
Dear Mayor Ivory Scroll,
I apologize for the extensive property damage just outside of town but I was in something of a rush. A naughty denizen of one of the lower realms needed an ever so slight bit of corrective action. If it is of any consolation, I'm told that volcanic ash is incredibly fertile and following a bit of tender love and care from pegasi and earth ponies, should prove very profitable as farmland in the future.
The Crown will of course reimburse reconstruction for the resulting earthquakes, and remember that though cowering demonic beings are adorable, they are not pets. If anypony in town encounters such a refugee, please notify me or the nearest crown-licensed summoner so that they may be returned safely home outside of the blast radius.
Sincerely,
Princess Celestia
Dear Pinkie Pie,
I'm sorry to say that following an unsuccessful closure of contract your summoner's license is being called in for an audit early. I don't care how sinfully chocolatey your confectionery can be, if you can't use it responsibly you lose the privilege. Especially since now we have another plane with a restraining order against us.
Your friend,
Princess Celestia
Dear Anon,
I hope your stay in the hospital has been uneventful and pleasant. Don't worry, you aren't being held responsible for the damage outside town, or the several square acres which have been temporarily rendered volcanically active. I'll see you for movie night.
Your friend,
Celestia
Dear Halthorne Von Doomface,
I apologize again for the collateral damage to your realm, I was not aware that you had three local stellar objects of significant power when I acted. I realize that apologies do not bring back the dead, but I believe your realm was listed as one of those with active reincarnation cycles, and therefor I hope that when the council can reconvene after its next iteration, you elect to reconsider the Do-Not-Summon order.
If you need anything, do let me know via the usual channels, and I hope you are not put off of ponies permanently.
May your enemies decorate your walls,
Princess Celestia.
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Best sign off.
9890273
are they demons or harry potter goblins
She's being awfully diplomatic to Halthorne Von Doomface, considering it sounds like he was trying to invade her realm. But I suppose that collateral damage to the citizenry is highly regrettable, even if they are hellspawn...?
And I concur with Emtu, that's a great sign off.
9890412
Alternatively, it was one idiot who thought he was all that and acting on his own initiative.
Imagine if Blueblood were placed in charge of diplomatic relations, and left to his own devices -no input or control from the Princesses- for a year. Basically a demonic version of that.
9890466
That definitely sounds like one of the Equestrias that gets filled with war against everything
Liked and faved alongside the companion piece.
Especially Fluttershy. Despite what my student may believe, I am fully aware of the parasprite incident.
And Pinkie may be best of limiting herself to the Elemental Plane of Whipped Cteam for a few months... assuming it didn't file a restraining order after she massacred the population.
9890837
That sounds like an interesting story on its own. The Royal Inquisitor or whatever title discussing handing it over to Luna, Luna discussing handling that duty... for that matter, any of her many hats that have been done by others for a thousand years.
So... this was all Pinkie Pie's fault?
Ever the politician, eh? :D
Honestly reading this makes me want to write demon related stories now, especially after spooky month
9890273
I agree that sign off was brilliant
Something tells me Anon is purposely manipulating Celestia and others into getting these bans so the ponies don’t screw over their world in the naive belief that “demons are people too and just misunderstood” or some other such idiocy.