To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.

by Snow

From REBAR, To: HRH Celestia (87.1)

Author's Note:

Letter 87.1: Here.

To HRH Celestia,

GI^VE U_S T^HE H_UM^AN

H_e wa^{AS wa}rn_ED!

Yours respectfully,
REBAR re-acquisitions chair,
Tax Code

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Anon,

I see. Well, I tried.

Yours in spirit,
Celestia

PS. The following services are unavailable to individuals who have elected not to pay what taxes they are able:

• Crown-funded services (non-life saving healthcare, minimum income stipend, relativistic stabilization, etc.)
• Exorcisms
• Twilight Sparkle repair funds,
• Other disaster-relief resources
• ...

Really anon the list is rather long and the taxation rate really isn't that unreasonable. Seriously please just send the nice ponies at REBAR their due?

Comments

[Eroraf86]

Relativistic stabilization? You wanna maybe clarify that? Because I have SEVERAL questions.

[FrostTheWolf]

Twilight Sparkle repair funds

Okay, just that alone shows how much trouble Twiggles can cause if left unsupervised.

Anon, you might want to pay up now before things get ugly

[FanOfMostEverything]

9931429
Seconded. I knew a lot of things we take for granted have to be operated manually in Equestria, but I didn't think frames of reference were on the list.

[Frankie2]

9931430
Yeah, that alone is worth paying your taxes.

[Exaxxion]

Oh that’s great, the cream to my virtual coffee, always a pleasant addition to any morning

[Snow]

9931440
If any part of the Equestrian Government could get in touch with the IRS, it would be REBAR...

[FanficReader920]

9931429

[TheGrog]

I'm not sure which is worse: that REBAR can deny relativistic stabilization or that relativistic stabilization is a service provided by the government.

[Eroraf86]

9931489
I considered including that clip, but I figured that would just be beating a dead horse.

[alfonso_rd_33]

9931500
Isn't Anon (and us by exxxtention) doing that with the purplest of the purple horse bewks?

PS
Snow, how did you get the REBAR's text to be so disturbing?

[Snow]

9931524
[color=#be4343]GI[sup]VE[/sup] U[sub]S[/sub] T[sup]H[/sup]E H[sub]U[/sub]M[sup]AN[/sup][/color]
becomes
GI^VE U_S T^HE H_UM^AN

Basically, judicious use of sub and super script. Far more readable than that zalgo nonsense.

[Mitril]

Anos swiss banks, now!
If you have to choose between jews and REBAR choose jews

[gamerboy11116]

Now I understand his fear

[PaintedPony]

And that’s when Anon claims “Diplomatic Immunity.”

[alfonso_rd_33]

9931589
yay!!!
tanks-encyclopedia.com/POSTERS/D-Day-Normandy-1944-Poster.jpg

[Officer Hotpants]

Uh oh. Now she's made it a matter of principal for him.

[No I Will Not]

GI^VE U_S T^HE H_UM^AN

H_e wa^{AS wa}rn_ED!

This got me

[Bronzer]

I see. Well, I tried.

How much you wanna bet Anon becomes the new chair of that bunch? Assuming direct control!

[Bronzer]

9931988
One does not simply challenge a human and expect him to not enter stubborn determinator mode.