To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.

by Snow

From HRH Hotcake, RE: Letter 25

Author's Note:

Letter 25: Here.

To my faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,

You may be entertained to learn that the manners employed by nobility, upper class, 'old money' and entrepreneurs differ slightly with each of the former insisting the latter are 'getting it wrong.' Generally I just select the pony I respect the most as an authority on such things at the meal, and imitate their silverware or dining habits, when I am in doubt. It's amazing how much those little rules can change over a century, much less a millennium. If I may be honest, I rather miss the days where using silverware for anything but doling out portions was considered an insult to source of the food. Besides, these little rituals tend to make ponies happy, even if it is not precisely the most efficient usage of time.

Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia

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Dear Anon,

I have noticed during the last few letters you've actually been toning down your disparaging remarks just a bit. While I still am forced to mostly guess as per the exact wording of my student's missives, I hope this is a sign that you are finally settling in and finding a measure of comfort and happiness in Equestria.

Either that or my student is actively regressing and there's little you can do to make it worse than it already is.

Penned optimistically by,
HRH Celestia

Comments

[FTR2017]

Ten to one Twinkie Splat is regressing.

[Tough Doggo]

Burger Slut's gettin' greasy. Please don't misplace optimism Princess Hotcakes.

[Snow]

9859441
Thank you very much.

[Rambling Tree]

9859346
That's a given. She does hang out with Anon all day.

[Vulpine Wings]

Either that or my student is actively regressing and there's little you can do to make it worse than it already is.

it's definitely one of the other

[Void Runner]

Since apparently no one has connected these yet...

[No I Will Not]

Dear Anon,

I have noticed during the last few letters you've actually been toning down your disparaging remarks just a bit. While I still am forced to mostly guess as per the exact wording of my student's missives, I hope this is a sign that you are finally settling in and finding a measure of comfort and happiness in Equestria.

Either that or my student is actively regressing and there's little you can do to make it worse than it already is.

Penned optimistically by,
HRH Celestia

Either that or my student is actively regressing and there's little you can do to make it worse than it already is.

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Maybe I should fucking ask Stwackle Spackle if she's progressing or regressing? I figure someone who is more tactless than I would appreciate the FUCK YOU I'LL BE DIRECT AS ALL HELL approach. Just a thought, not fully committed.

[Bronzer]

I think the lack of disparagement is due to the topics recently being things even Anon takes seriously. Like the funeral.

[vinyldash23]

9940325
yeah, that makes sense. I, personally, am a complete smart ass unless it's something I care about or take seriously.

[LucarioFan2066]

9920246
...That's the Ghostbusters guy, right? Bill Murray, I think?
I've never watched those movies, nor do I tend to remember celebrity names, so if I'm right that says something about just how widespread and popular the 20th Century spirit-filled movies were.