To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.

by Snow

From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 81.1

Author's Note:

Letter 81.1: Here.

Agent A. Lamps,

Permission granted on both counts and indefinite stay of execution is, as always, permitted. I am well aware of Anon's ... colorful descriptors. He is rather surprisingly easygoing when not dealing with my student, and makes for good conversation. Should he invite you for a film night, you also have my permission to accept, though with forewarning that my sister and I are often present in a more casual sense. If I come up in one of your 'stories' you have my permission to act in a professionally familiar way in the context of said meetings.

I will, however, offer a warning: I suspect that Anon does not report on all of my student's activities and moreover, her misshaps. If you should get into a competition with him regarding the most bizarre thing you've encountered, I would prefer you concede victory if it would require a C-rank mission or above unless it has been deemed effectively public knowledge.

I don't know what they get up to, Agent Lamps, but I know that Discord has not actively caused chaos in Ponyville in months. On his last visit, he likened it to overgarnishing an already perfect dish. Paraphrased of course.

Penned by,
HRH Celestia

PS. You have 40 vacation days banked, Agent. Feel free to use them rather than burn out.

Comments

[PetuTheViewer]

Brilliant. Poor Celestia though, she seems to be burdened with responsibility for having both an insane student/town and at the same time over diligent help that is due to its own competence and work ethic, perpetually on the brink of burnout.

[FrostTheWolf]

Imagine Anon finding out about this and asking if he has vacation days. Because I highly doubt that his stay in Canterlot while Twilight's Mom was in town is seen as a vacation

[PonyDragon]

I am well aware of Anon's ... colorful descriptors.

Of course she is.
At the beginning and the end of each letter.

[Snow]

9911103
The throne is not a chair that one may rest upon, it is a most foul exercise ball with excessive bounciness and cursed to wiggle when it is pinned in an attempt to throw you off. Mighty are they who is still able to produce a mostly functioning society on such a throne, for it is set on a foundation of sand and angry cats.

[ANW]

Bet he uses all 40 before the next summer sun celebration.

[FanOfMostEverything]

And now I want to see Anon drinking with Discord. (Discord's having water, of course. Beer just makes him knurd.)

[Xzrea]

9911139
And this exercise is why Celestia has her perfect figure despite affection to all things baked. 🍰

[Pseudonymous]

In Equestria the SCP organization acts directly under the crown, and the "Secure Containment Procedures" are less about 'secure' containment and more about having a lot of firebreaks in hopes of containing the fire they started as a firebreak to keep a fire contained to just the ship's engine room, because THAT one also burns souls.

[DarthSonic66]

On his last visit, he likened it to overgarnishing an already perfect dish.

I actually have a REALLY bad habit of doing this. With food that is, not Chaos Magic.

[PaintedPony]

Okay. I’m laughing too hard at both of these back and forth letters. You both are doing a spectacular job in this hilarious series. It’s wonderful.

[Raistlin]

9911424

That lone phrase speaks volumes about Ponyville.

I bet insurance companies avoid the town like the black plague.

[Snow]

9911527
Thank you so much!

[PaintedPony]

9911532
I'm sure it’s covered under the Crown’s Policy by now. Longhorn’s of Lipizzaner will insure anything for the right amount of Bits.

[PaintedPony]

9911541 No, Thank you!

[Maramanasa]

9911121
All I can think of upon hearing this is that he sounds like alucard about to go to Brazil.

[MrGhoul]

9905864
I'd say calling on a friend for drink to vent on the days events it's a far cry from alcoholism but it's like your opinion man

[MrGhoul]

i do love how they worked this character into the story expanding the lore only a lil.It implies that in the future we might glimpse in the cover ops side of the shenanings of purple smark fuck monkey and sunbutt.

[Malabazoo]

This is so tasty, keep it goin!

[Reykan]

I made this same statement in one of my stories; having the oc ask Discord to hold off for a week and having absolute chaos just spontaneously occur in Ponyville. He doesn’t find it as fun and decides his talents are better utilized elsewhere.

[A Wild Magikarp]

When Discord literally takes breaks to pull out the popcorn and watch the SNAFU that is Ponyville, you know something is seriously wrong with this small town.

[darthrex]

9913577
I would argue that developing the ability to cheat death is an evolutionarily desirable mutation. THE SYSTEM WORKS!

[Coretz]

9913590
He's got his own popcorn emporium at this point.

[Legioner8]

If you should get into a competition with him regarding the most bizarre thing you've encountered

What Anon ends up telling.

[Thor447]

10465728

...what...what is that...?

[Claptrap26]

10764697
no idea but i want more