Letter 47: Here.
To my faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,
First let me offer my well wishes to your hospital bed, and a swift recovery after a lesson well learned. Cadence admits she may have overdone it with her Positive Reinforcement, and Shining Armor only needed a very frank discussion with his wife to smooth things over. Both admit that perhaps it would be helpful if such knowledge was made explicitly known at some point for such a book-read mare as yourself, as it does not generally come up in casual conversation or during the usual sex-education offered to foals.
Cadence has offered to pay your medical bills this time (as she has inflicted most of the costs), and apologizes for the overreaction. She does however warn you that a repeat offense will be taken as an intentional sexual approach on your brother, and will see to your further education on the subject of 'love' and 'acceptable boundaries'. She will be utilizing Tough Love, Positive Reinforcement, and has been given special dispensation in such a circumstance to use TLC.
Your loving mentor,
Princess CelestiaPS. Tongue-kissing is probably bad too, just so you know.
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Cadence's arsenal is collectively known as the Tokens of Affection. Its portion of the Canterlot Armory is codenamed the Sock Drawer.
9874254
... I can do nothing but approve of this.
If Positive Reinforcement is Cadance's Battle Axe, then Tough Love is a shield the size of a giant door that blocks anything coming at it
9874265
I really hope that TLC isn't a freaking auto-cross bow...those things are truly horrific.
9874272
It's probably not... TLC is just the codename used for Pinkie's Party Cannon
9874265
We were already informed that it's a bat. Not a (bat)pony.
Let's just hope they don't have to contact Twilight Velvet to get out her Severe Disappointment.
9874305
Doesn't mean that she can't make any 'upgrades' to that bat.
9874315
Nopony wants that to happen. Why do you think Celestia isn't writing to Velvet about any of this?
9874325
You make a rather valid point. Though... doesn't she sometimes check in on Shining and Cadance every so often?
9874340
"Nope nope everythign is fine mom"
"Please don't go annihilate chrysalis mom"
"Or twilight mom"
9874355
Pfft. Like that's not suspicious at all
It'll be ok.
9874290
I'm fairly certain that would just be "Pinkie Pies Party Cannon" and not TLC
9874452
Sure, but hey... who knows what kind of code names they can come up with these days.
9874537
Yeah, admittedly I did have to think on how I could have Celestia turn that into something well meaning but very ill-considered.
9874355
Pfft, we all know who she got it from
What does TLC stand for though?
9874686
Officially?
Tender Loving Care.
9874707
Unofficially, The Long Cry? Terrifyingly Large C(ake)? Total Loss of Control? Tentacular Lust-Clone? Tastes Like Chicken?
my mind won't stay out of the gutter I'm sorry
9873827
Avatar checks out.
9874745
Same for you
This is getting a bit weird, like "it's 2 AM and you're in that part of the internet" weird.
...
<click click>
9875422
I have a love hate relationship with that part of the internet. There are sometimes I go running from my computer to puke, and others where I black out for a few hours and when I come to I have to wipe my desk down.
And now that I read both "The God Squad" fics , I can't see her doing anything but absolutly disgustingly lewd stuff .
I love it .
9875651
And yet... <click click>
9875754
Click click...
Click click...
Click click...
Huh! What?...
(Looks down)
Damn it...
Excuse me, I need to find a mop...
Pretty sure the WWE already has a pretty good match based on TLC. Oh my.
That p.s. made me want to laugh and hurl at the same time the dreaded giggle-puke
.... Huh.
9874254
She's also made passing references to possessing a "stand" called Marvin Gaye, though no one is quite sure what that means.
……da fuck!?!……no seriously, what the fuck!?!
9919418
https://youtu.be/Of6U94FHMRc
...I had to.
so Tough Love is .. a sword or something and TLC is her.. special Whip.
10476124
I'd argue TLC is "Tables, Ladders and Chairs" and Cadence is intending to challenge Twilight to an "I Quit" match for the Hardcore Championship.